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Ekejen Luish
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There is a difference between a zombie and a "walker"? Whatever the case Corbynite technology can very easily fix such drone like creatures, just like it fixed the Tory drones. Much like the cure for cancer developed by Emperor Corbyn, an ax to the neck will cure the zombie's ailment quickly. 

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I'll join as Saudi Arabia.

We sell Oil to everyone.

We conquer all other Middle East countries

We stop selling oil

Everyone starts kissing our ass for oil

They pay $90 a gallon

We are rich

We spend it all on nukes.

We have 20k nukes

We threaten the world

We control the world

We win

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I'll join as Saudi Arabia.

We sell Oil to everyone.

We conquer all other Middle East countries

We stop selling oil

Everyone starts kissing our ass for oil

They pay $90 a gallon

We are rich

We spend it all on nukes.

We have 20k nukes

We threaten the world

We control the world

We win

 

Emperor Corbyn's metal archea disable all your nukes.

You are now poor. 

Emperor Corbyn turns you into spaghetti to feed orphans.

You lose.

 

Just another day at the office for the leader of the free world.

 

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I'll join as Saudi Arabia.

We sell Oil to everyone.

We conquer all other Middle East countries

We stop selling oil

Everyone starts kissing our ass for oil

They pay $90 a gallon

We are rich

We spend it all on nukes.

We have 20k nukes

We threaten the world

We control the world

We win

 

If only they weren't slaves of America but probably House of Saud will be overthrown in a few years and this will become reality.

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I'll join as Saudi Arabia.

We sell Oil to everyone.

We conquer all other Middle East countries

We stop selling oil

Everyone starts kissing our ass for oil

They pay $90 a gallon

We are rich

We spend it all on nukes.

We have 20k nukes

We threaten the world

We control the world

We win

I conquered Saudi Arabia already. Didn't you see the mass of the Algerian Empire? Edited by Vladimir Zhogin
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If only they weren't slaves of America but probably House of Saud will be overthrown in a few years and this will become reality.

 

Takes some beating but that may well be the funniest post you've made. Beyond that, this is WW4R, where Corbynite technology reigns supreme, oils and nukes are outdated. 

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I join as philippines

 

 

Increases Military spending

Becoms Naval Power of asia

Becomes World Basketball champion

Raids spratly islands and occupieng it

You are a bit... late.

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