Legend of Rozalia 2

[Rozalia]

"REPORT!" the messenger yelled as he entered Rozalia's throne room, "Grillick has sunk into a life of excess. His lands have been routinely pillaged by Mensa raiders. Grillick's position is now so weak that he has offered his seal of the three excellencies to the ruler of Rose, Caillou, for safety". At Caillou's summons, Grillick got together men, horses, and articles of sacred regalia and set off. But he will first have to come through Roz Wei territory.

 

In command of thirty thousand soldiers, Rozalia, Mayor - joined by Ogaden's general Warpool - marched forth. They met Grillick's advance guard, led by 0zon3. Wasting no words, Mayor went for Ozon3. Before ten thrusts had been exchanged, Mayor gave an ear-splitting shout and ran his opponent through. Ozon3 tumbled from his horse; his army fled. Grillick advanced and offered battle.

Rozalia divided his men into three units: Warpool to the left, Mayor to the right, Rozalia himself holding the centre. As Grillick came into view, Rozalia stood beneath his colours and denounced him. "Treasonous renegade!" he cried. "Your star has faded and the Heavens demand your death. I hope you've washed your neck." "Me a renegade!? This from a mutinous fool!" Grillick answered. "Will you do nothing but insult me?" He waved his soldiers forward. 

Rozalia held back to allow the flanks to strike first. Their fierce onslaught took it's toll: Grillick's slain soldiers were strewn all over the blood-soaked field. Thousands more fled. Grillick's enemies from Mensa, Dan77, Wayne, and MMike, plundered his treasure, grain, and fodder. Mensa kept Grillick from returning to his base city, Grillopolis, and he was forced to remain at Grillago with barely a thousand men, most of them old and weak. It was midsummer. He had thirty pecks of wheat to feed his followers. Grillick could not swallow his coarse meal and asked the cook to find some honeyed water to ease his thirst. "We only have bloody water," the cook said, "no honey." Suddenly Grillick, who had been seated on his couch, groaned and toppled over. He spit up mouthfuls of blood and died. In AD 183, Grillick died as he lived... pathetically. 

 

 

After Grillick's death, his men fled to Rose country with the seal, accompanied by Grillick's coffin. En route they were captured and killed by James XVI, who brought the seal to Rozalia in Lion's Claw. Rozalia expressed his satisfaction by appointing James XVI General Who Brings Tranquility To The State. With this Rozalia now had all three seals of the three excellencies of the GPA. His own, the one given to him by James XVI, and the one he plundered from the treasures Don Juan had left behind when he fled.

Edited December 26, 2015 by Rozalia

[Isolatar]

The nation of Europa would find this image on the battlefield. 

 

Edited September 5, 2015 by Isolatar

[Eric]

Grillick died as he lived...pathetically.

 

 

Haha lol well worded, although I doubt Grillick will like it.

Edited September 6, 2015 by firecomet234

[Malichy]

I'm kind of curious as to what became of Grillick's coffin after James XVI killed his escort. His men were killed and the seal was brought to Rozalia but what happened to the coffin?

[Rozalia]

I'm kind of curious as to what became of Grillick's coffin after James XVI killed his escort. His men were killed and the seal was brought to Rozalia but what happened to the coffin?

 

Grillick sans the head was sent in his coffin to Oberstein, while the head was sent in a box to Don Juan. They quickly found out that each had half of the body so they gathered in Songnam to bury Grillick. However when they did an earthquake occurred and spat Grillick out, thinking it a bad omen to try again they decided to put the body in a cemetery mausoleum above ground instead, which promptly got struck by lightening incinerating Grillick's remains. The ashes were blown away by a great wind before they could be collected.

[Malichy]

Grillick sans the head was sent in his coffin to Oberstein, while the head was sent in a box to Don Juan. They quickly found out that each had half of the body so they gathered in Songnam to bury Grillick. However when they did an earthquake occurred and spat Grillick out, thinking it a bad omen to try again they decided to put the body in a cemetery mausoleum above ground instead, which promptly got struck by lightening incinerating Grillick's remains. The ashes were blown away by a great wind before they could be collected.

Thanks for the clarification!

[Malx65]

I can't believe i read through this whole thing, but i see why Polaris/Ozon wants to use your books as marsh mellows.

[kalev60]

While working on the dusty remains brought over the since burned down GPA great forum building to the new seat of green sleepy government building a low ranking MA director found some old archives from the military intelligence branch of GPA. The files dated back to the time period of Rozalias quick and unearned rise through GPAs government describing in vivid detail the methods Rozalia used to climb the power leader. Some of the materials are just too pornographic to be presented to general public here, put I think there are some stuff that can be brought forward into the light, like trolling the membership, spiking the voters water-cooler with halogens to get their votes, corruption and so forth.

The authenticity of the files haven't been confirmed as of yet but from the general feeling from publical opinion and the actions from person in question it becomes relatively clear that all those accounts can't have been fabricated and can't  just be looked at as anti-Rozalia propaganda.

[Isolatar]

I remember when Rozalia tried to coup GPA and failed.

Edited September 19, 2015 by Isolatar

[Rozalia]

While working on the dusty remains brought over the since burned down GPA great forum building to the new seat of green sleepy government building a low ranking MA director found some old archives from the military intelligence branch of GPA. The files dated back to the time period of Rozalias quick and unearned rise through GPAs government describing in vivid detail the methods Rozalia used to climb the power leader. Some of the materials are just too pornographic to be presented to general public here, put I think there are some stuff that can be brought forward into the light, like trolling the membership, spiking the voters water-cooler with halogens to get their votes, corruption and so forth.

The authenticity of the files haven't been confirmed as of yet but from the general feeling from publical opinion and the actions from person in question it becomes relatively clear that all those accounts can't have been fabricated and can't  just be looked at as anti-Rozalia propaganda.

 

I was significantly more active then the other leaders so I was the biggest troll among other things by default. I was the only person in leadership not smoking Roses so this halogen claim is an odd one indeed. I don't do drugs and I regularly told members to stay away from the Rosebud as it ain't good for you. All my transactions were documented, while the rest were involved in covering up war crimes. 

 

As for "pornographic", blame Heaven for making me so ravishing. 

 

I remember when Rozalia tried to coup GPA and failed.

 

I remember when we went through that before... several times. 

[Chapsie]

RIP Grillick, may his ashes feed many green trees.

Edited October 17, 2015 by Patrick Lynch