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Early Communists


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The very first Communists were early Slavic tribes who owned so little they had to share everything.

They were renowned warriors, whose battle tactics consisted of getting as drunk as mortally possible, then drink twice as much more and charge at the enemy wielding a hammer in one hand and a sickle in the other.

Even in these early times they were called the Red Army for their red faces (esp. noses).

A Communist Warrior was terrible to behold in battle, bashing, slicing, and breathing alcoholic fumes at his enemies.

Mortally wounded, he would merely fall asleep at the field of battle, only to wake up the next morning with regenerated limbs, healed wounds and a severe headache.

 

 

Picture is of Carl Marx.

 

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just frecking awesome, welcome man 

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^ Totally not true I've seen tons of sigs with ' imagery not in english ' and so have you !!


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