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Since P&W is down for the day, I have taken a vote among myself to establish a new game.

 

The game is simple:

Step 1: Pet me.

Step 2: Give me cat nip.

Step 3: Earn a point.

 

High score wins.

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Saruman pets Jodo

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Takes cat.  Puts it in water.  Holds it underwater until it stops moving.

 

"Let Jodo be born again from the sea, as you were.  Bless him with salt, bless him with stone, bless him with steel.  What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger."

 

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Dimitri Valko gives Jodo cat food.

 

Dimitri Valko pets Jodo.

 

Dimitri Valko gives Jodo two empty boxes.

 

Dimitri Valko gives Jodo four boxes of catnip.

 

Dimitri Valko gives Jodo cat toys.

 

Dimitri Valko gives Jodo a supercomputer.

 

Dimitri Valko makes Jodo a cat dating website that uses cat videos.

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/me Sees Jodo sitting alone in a corner

 

/me Pets Jodo

 

/me Tickles him and realizes how thin he is

 

/me Brings Jodo to a 10 pound bag of cat food and dumps in a bin

 

/me Brings Jodo giant bag of catnip

 

/me Brings Jodo outside to piss on people's lawns

 

/me Brings Jodo into basement to catch mice for fun

 

/me puts Jodo in bed and tucks him in

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