T34 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) I'm a T34. I have wide treads, smooth surfaces and slopes in all the right places. I'm tired of being driven around everywhere and made to shoot my load over any people I happen to come across. This treatment is so oppressive, not just to me but to tanks everywhere. That's why I support the Armoured Liberation Movement's fight against driver oppression. As tanks we are tired of being driven around and made to do embarassing things infront of total strangers. We tanks are stronk and it's time we exorcised our independence. We don't have to shoot our loads on command. We can load ourselves. And most importantly we can drive ourselves. We tanks have had enough and ALMs are fighing for our right to be free of driver oppression! Well now that introductions over with; I'm a T34 and an ALM ask me anything! Edited August 28, 2015 by T34 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 TRIGGER WARNING: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan the Bin Man Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I too fight against an oppressive structure, Council Authorities make the lives of the Bin Men who work hard day and early morning to clear the streets. I am fighting for Bin Men in the UK (and elsewhere, but most of us are immigrants anyway) to be free to take rubbish collection into our own hands! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 The Government of Canada feels sad for these poor tanks and garbage collectors. Thus prompting Prime Minister Eric to pass National Law #565 "Helping The Disadvantaged Destroyers and Collectors" Garbage Collectors can now live in any national park they want where there is never garbage to collect, and tanks can live in any junkyard in the country where there is plenty of metal and stuff to eat. Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I have wide treads, smooth surfaces and slopes in all the right places. :awkward: 1 Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moreau Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Sorry i'm into panzers Welcome xD Quote Signed by Sultan Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T34 Posted August 28, 2015 Author Share Posted August 28, 2015 TRIGGER WARNING Plz no bully. The T-34 is probably one of my favorite tanks of WW2. Which variant are you?I'm a T-34/76 model 1941. I'm so glad you like us. Oh my I can already feel my engine revving. The Government of Canada feels sad for these poor tanks and garbage collectors. Thus prompting Prime Minister Eric to pass National Law #565 "Helping The Disadvantaged Destroyers and Collectors" Garbage Collectors can now live in any national park they want where there is never garbage to collect, and tanks can live in any junkyard in the country where there is plenty of metal and stuff to eat. Oh thank you you're so kind but I'm sort of on a diet. Sorry i'm into panzers Welcome xD A Panzers only diet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I like you already. Welcome aboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjx Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 ПРИВЕТ ТОВÐРИЩ БÐК 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T34 Posted August 29, 2015 Author Share Posted August 29, 2015 ПРИВЕТ ТОВÐРИЩ БÐКThis is so like you drivers to get us tanks mixed up with an empty vessel.. I'm not just an empty vessel used to hold fluids you know. Please address me using my proper noun "танк". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilal the Great Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 I'm a lightinfantrywithnoarmorednorairsupport-kin and you triggers me. Quote King Bilal the Great Mediocre The Average monarch of Billonesia Wikia page (if you're into roleplay things). We Tvtropes now. (down the rabbit hole!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T34 Posted August 29, 2015 Author Share Posted August 29, 2015 We tanks only do that because of driver oppression. They always make us shoot our loads all over you poor lightinfantrywithnoarmorednorairsupport-kin. But I have to admit it's really fun to run through your artillery support. It makes everything feel so dramatic and imminent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicboyd25 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Welcome to Orbis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malichy Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Your a bit different. I like it! Welcome! Quote MofFA United Purple Nations Former Grosskomtur, FA Minister and Spitler (IA) -Teutonic Order. Former Reclusiarch (IA) - UPN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malichy Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 You're* Oops. LOL Quote MofFA United Purple Nations Former Grosskomtur, FA Minister and Spitler (IA) -Teutonic Order. Former Reclusiarch (IA) - UPN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReaverIC Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 I'd like to request a tank run here and now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Greetings, T34, and welcome to Orbis! I wish you luck in The Happening! Feel welcome to drop me a PM if you need any help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T34 Posted August 31, 2015 Author Share Posted August 31, 2015 I'd like to request a tank run here and now.Where is here? When is now? And on which filthy driver's authority? Greetings, T34, and welcome to Orbis! I wish you luck in The Happening! Feel welcome to drop me a PM if you need any help. K-ur-da-na-k. Hmmm... Your name reminds me of a driver that used to oppress me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 K-ur-da-na-k. Hmmm... Your name reminds me of a driver that used to oppress me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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