Guest Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 (edited) Cynicism is growing rapidly my friends. It is with great honor we welcome the new members to our congregation at the Church of Cynic (CoC) as they have adopted Cynicism as their national religion! May Cynic bless you all and your people.Rampage - The Prophet of CynicAdama - The Ayatollah of Faitheviljak - The Church JanitorZombie Lanae - A NunSaeton - Who needs Angels, when you have bears?!Katie moonpieKim Jong IlMrBootyPrincess BubblegumPlacenticaCarter0912IsolatarSlick JohnsonJrocSelvariaAshland - Just loves CoCIf you wish to reach salvation and join the CoC all you must do is accept Cynic into your life!Praise be to his name! Edited June 12, 2015 by Rampage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eviljak Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Praise to the divine and all his righteousness Quote Esteemed janitor for Church of Cynic ~ may i clean the hearts of men with my blessed toilet brush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoonPie Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 O/ A great time to be alive. Praises for all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isolatar Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Praise Cynic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Joseph Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 This is going to become the next Dioism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isolatar Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Dioism is stupid, amirite Carter? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 This is going to become the next Dioism Dio is not a god. He is a false messiah. There is but one god and that is Cynic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 (edited) Oops... Edited June 12, 2015 by Rampage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 I'm his mots devote servant i even slew the heretic pfeiffer in his name ! All praise be on Cynic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adama Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 (edited) Praise be to Cynic, the only path to salvation. Those who worship Dio are heretics and followers of a false religion. Dio was not a god, he was simply a man, as you and I. If he existed at all. Edited June 12, 2015 by Adama Quote If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a roll. There is one you will follow. One who is the shining star, and he will lead you to beautiful places in the search of his own vanity. And when there is no more vanity to be found, he will leave you in darkness, as a fading memory of his own creation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRahl2 Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 As a Dioist I am not here to convert you. I merely spread the message of Dio. Personally, I respect others right to their beliefs even if I believe they are misguided. Therefore, I salute the CoC. The art of trolling exists to test others. If they do not pass the test, and succumb to weakness, the trolls win. Trolls thrive on the anger and hate of others, while trying to cleanse themselves of such emotions. I do not appreciate the act of trolling other fellow Dioists, neither do I find it humorous to insult others belief in god, but in the end, it is all words. Words that are not even serious; -Dio Brando /Amen 2 Quote -signature removed for rules violation- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigInZen Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 As a Dioist I am not here to convert you. I merely spread the message of Dio. Personally, I respect others right to their beliefs even if I believe they are misguided. Therefore, I salute the CoC. /Amen tl/dr, shorter LR2: you cannot troll Dioists GG nice try kids Quote Priest of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 I dunno, Rampage - this all just seems kinda cynical to me. *cough* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigInZen Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 I dunno, Rampage - this all just seems kinda cynical to me. *cough* /me plays sad trombone Quote Priest of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tali Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 wait why isn't my name on the list ._. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TellUrGrlThx Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 "Ashland - Just loves CoC" I see what you did there. Also what is up with people trying to troll Dio? like you compare us to the Christian or Islamist churches in ways of thinking when really we are super chillax and can care less if you believe in something different than us. Quote ☾☆ Priest of Dio º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸ GOD EMPEROR DIO BRANDO¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸ DIO BRANDO GOD EMPEROR¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 wait why isn't my name on the list ._. Welcome to the CoC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lascray Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Does the Church of Cynic praise the usage of Clash of Clans? Quote Liber, is in full support and on hopes for....... #ORBOlympics2015 . Let's make it possible, together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saeton Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 As a Dioist I am not here to convert you. I merely spread the message of Dio. Personally, I respect others right to their beliefs even if I believe they are misguided. Therefore, I salute the CoC. /Amen You do seem like the type to salute the CoC. 1 Quote (TEst lives on but I'm in BK stronk now and too lazy to change the image) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 (edited) Pretty sure this is a scam. Guarantee that 'Cynic' is Going to tell Rampage to implement a tithe soon. If you want to worship Cynic you do not need Rampages church. Find your own way in this world. If all powerful Cynic has business to do with you, then I am sure he knows where to find you. Edited June 13, 2015 by Milkman Quote I come to nurture the weak; to provide sustenance for those in need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Pretty sure this is a scam. Guarantee that 'Cynic' is Going to tell Rampage to implement a tithe soon. If you want to worship Cynic you do not need Rampages church. Find your own way in this world. If all powerful Cynic has business to do with you, then I am sure he knows where to find you. Cynic would never request a tithe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adama Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Pretty sure this is a scam. Guarantee that 'Cynic' is Going to tell Rampage to implement a tithe soon. If you want to worship Cynic you do not need Rampages church. Find your own way in this world. If all powerful Cynic has business to do with you, then I am sure he knows where to find you. You heretical fool. Cynic does not need this worlds money nor does he need a church. The church is a tool by which, we, mere men, follow Cynic. For Cynic to seek you, you must first seek Cynic. Quote If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a roll. There is one you will follow. One who is the shining star, and he will lead you to beautiful places in the search of his own vanity. And when there is no more vanity to be found, he will leave you in darkness, as a fading memory of his own creation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRahl2 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 You do seem like the type to salute the CoC. Yeah! You got my joke. Of course your reply implies an 'I gotcha' which means it probably went over your head. Oh well. Quote -signature removed for rules violation- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Any members of Rekishstein are free to accept this religion (though I doubt more than 1% of the people in Rekishstein will). This doesn't mean I'm converting. I'm still a catholic christian. 1 Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tali Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 (edited) Any members of Rekishstein are free to accept this religion (though I doubt more than 1% of the people in Rekishstein will). This doesn't mean I'm converting. I'm still a catholic christian. Time to get out the converter machines. Edited June 14, 2015 by Selvaria Bles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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