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Alpha-Uranicus Socialitas Treaty Annoucement


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We went golfing together and Uranicus Socialitas gave us, not one, not two, but three mulligans. And they didn’t even laugh when we pulled out our hybrid. Because real men use hybrids. Then, when we quad-bogey’ed the 13th, they told us to just to put down a 5. And when you golf with Uranicus Socialitas, anything under 8 feet is a gimmie. My kind of golfer!

 

The Chernobyl Accords

 

Article 1. Intelligence
Both signatories commit themselves to sharing any information that may be important to one another.

Article 2. Defense
Both parties agree that should either party find itself under attack by outside parties, it is obligated to allocate it's military resources in protection of the attacked party.

Article 3. Aggression
Both parties are encouraged but not obligated to allocate military resources in the event either party sees it necessary to eliminate a threat by military action.

Article 4. Non-Chaining Clause
Should either party engage in military action due to the activation of outside agreements, military allocation is encouraged, but not obligatory.

Article 5. Termination
Either party may cancel this agreement. In such an event, 72 hours notice is to be given. Either side may request private cancellation if they desire.

Signed for Uranicus Socialitas,
Luckynako, President
Abbas Mehdi, Vice President
Redarmy, Minister of Internal Affairs
Vlad the Implier, Minister of Foreign Affairs
Codonian, Minister of Economics
Lascray, Minister of Treasury
Kim Jong-Il, Minister of War


Signed for Alpha,
Placentica, Driver
Coach, Iron
Hope Solo, Iron

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