Slick Johnson Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 (edited) Two chipmunks walk into a bar. Then this happens WTFark Fark was sitting alone at a table in a bar, He looked somewhat lonely. It was clear to WTF what he must do. WTF walks up to Fark and says “Hey, want a drink?†They sit down for a bit and shoot the shiat with one another. WTF reaches into his pocket and scribbles on a piece of paper: Introduction It's a rough world out there, lots of dangerous people, it's best not to go alone. That's why Fark and the World Task Force have sought each other out, as friends, beer buddies and bros. Rule 1: Sovereignty and Respect You got to recognize and respect the sovereignty of each other, disrespect ain't cool. Rule2: Peace, bro While other pubbies may be stupid enough to try and fight out their problems, we're friends and don't do that. We've got to sort out our problems peacefully. Rule 3: Intel and Info If either buddy finds out some information that could end up with the other buddy being hurt, make sure to tell them, it's only fair. Rule 4: Backup If your buddy is attacked, it'd be appreciated to have some backup, but it's not required. Rule 5: Pest removalThere's a lot of pests in this bar, some people call them “raiders.†Both buddies agree to help out with pest removal when they choose to. Rule 6: Breakup If you don't want to be friends no more, just give a buddy some time to adjust, 72 hours to be exact. tl;dr: It's an ODP Signed for FarkReaper - Head of IA Slick Johnson - Head of FA Souparmon - Head of War Signed for WTF Vosunda - Belgian beer guy Nintendo - Master Hand Fiadon Clevae - Kinda a Big Deal e: formatting Edited May 30, 2015 by Slick Johnson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 o/ Fark o/ WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filthy Fifths Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 This is a beautiful piece of paper. Quote "In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labor; in this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour look or two at choking. No, a merry life and a short one, shall be my motto." - Bartholomew "Black Bart" Roberts Green Enforcement Agency will rise again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belisarius Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Congrats you guys o/ Quote http://i.imgur.com/K3xCRAP.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatnate Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Congrats to both parties. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Placentica Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Welcome and good luck guys! Quote Hello! If you don't like this post please go here: https://politicsandwar.com/forums/index.php?app=core&module=usercp&tab=core&area=ignoredusers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Johnson Posted May 30, 2015 Author Share Posted May 30, 2015 (edited) Maybe it's really a RaiOdp or an ODPRaid but read it as it is It's as solid as the day is long. :-) This is a beautiful piece of paper. Edited May 30, 2015 by Slick Johnson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vosunda Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 o/ Fark Glad to be friends with you guys, you're a great gang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boony Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 o/ WTF o/ Fark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Treaty reads nice. Congratulations to both Fark and World Task Force. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jroc Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 This is the most beautiful thing I have ever read. o/ Fark o/ WTF o/ Slick May you continue to shine on like the diamonds y'all are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anneal Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 What the Fark? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Congrats guys. Arrgh! o/ Fark o/ WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augustine Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Congratulations on the treaty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 (edited) Congrats! Edited May 31, 2015 by Saru Quote Second in Command of UPN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeachBunny Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 \o/ Quote ☾☆ Priest of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintendo Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Great to be with you Farkers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Johnson Posted May 31, 2015 Author Share Posted May 31, 2015 Love you guys. Glad to be associated here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 (edited) Paper is good. Except when it's not. I'm sure this one is good, though. Edited June 7, 2015 by underlordgc Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vosunda Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 I wrote it, so it must be good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Johnson Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 I wrote it, so it must be good. It doesn't get any better than this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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