Jroc Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 (edited) Elbonia Welcomes Left Handed Elbonians Back Elbonia, after many attempts to eradicate itself of left handed Elbonians has decided that the real threat to national security is ferrets and has lifted its ban on those with left hands. Though opponents of the government have maintained that the genocide of left handed Elbonians was but a distraction for the reported scandal involving Glorious President Jroc and a midget-accountant-adult entertainer. The government however denies these claims. And, instead insists that military intelligence pinpointed those who use their left hands for committing acts of mass treason. Instead, Elbonia's military intelligence is pinpointing ferrets as the cause for terrorism in its lovely shores and has nothing to do with Glorious President Jroc being in a scandal with a one-legged adult entertainer that he met at a "charity" event. These photos will now be pasted all over the cities of Elbonia. Also raids at Pet Stores to rid Elbonia of ferrets are underway. Your's in oppression, Glorious President Jroc Edited May 28, 2015 by Jroc 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong-Il Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Can't believe I survived through that epidemic o/ Jroc o/ Lefties 1 Quote The many forms of proof regarding Kastor's sexuality: - Kastor: I already came out the closet. - MaIone: I'm gay * MaIone is now known as Kastor - Henri: i'm a !@#$it Skable: the !@#$ is a codo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 (edited) I support this with open arms (that I can actually use again). Ferrets suck. Edited May 27, 2015 by LordStrum 1 Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greene Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 So uh, have fun I suppose/ 1 Quote Formerly known as Grealind of Resvernas (28 October 2014-29 August 2017) and Greene of Japan (29 August 2017-28 Septmber 2017) 7th Caretaker of Duat, the Deity Thoth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lascray Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 I like it when raids at pet stores look more like a hostage crisis. 1 Quote Liber, is in full support and on hopes for....... #ORBOlympics2015 . Let's make it possible, together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jroc Posted May 28, 2015 Author Share Posted May 28, 2015 I like it when raids at pet stores look more like a hostage crisis. The ferrets are keeping hardworking Elbonians hostage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lascray Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 (edited) The ferrets are keeping hardworking Elbonians hostage. This is most alarming. Liber will follow the holocaust on ferrets. We are now exterminating them all. Edited May 28, 2015 by KingLascray Quote Liber, is in full support and on hopes for....... #ORBOlympics2015 . Let's make it possible, together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jroc Posted May 28, 2015 Author Share Posted May 28, 2015 This is most alarming. Liber will follow the holocaust on ferrets. We are now exterminating them all. And remember, if you get caught in a scandal... don't go for weasels yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lascray Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 And remember, if you get caught in a scandal... don't go for weasels yet. We're on hamsters already 1 Quote Liber, is in full support and on hopes for....... #ORBOlympics2015 . Let's make it possible, together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jroc Posted May 28, 2015 Author Share Posted May 28, 2015 (edited) Can't believe I survived through that epidemic o/ Jroc o/ Lefties One of these days.... o/ Kim Jong-Il Edited May 28, 2015 by Jroc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muhammad Ali Bas Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I support this with open arms (that I can actually use again). Ferrets suck. ferrets are animals that help the environment, r u ok. Quote The Federal Republic of India Muhammad Ali Bas's Presidency Office. "I Bow Thee, Mother." " Regional Power of Asia Become a Military ally of India today! Notify the president of India for more information. Internal and External Embassy of India http://politicsandwar.com/forums/index.php?/topic/5195-indian-embassy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jroc Posted May 29, 2015 Author Share Posted May 29, 2015 ferrets are animals that help the environment, r u ok. not when they are causing terrorism that's when they hurt the environment. Science ftw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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