Dwemyrn Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 (edited) Decleration of Existence: Capn Crunch's Party Boat The Great Cereal War has continued to be waged for nearly a decade now, but no more! The Allied Coalition of Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Dig'em Frog and Sugar Bear have recognized the surrender of the last nation of Chef Wendell's Axis coalition of Snap, Crackle and Pop, Count Chocula, Tony the Tiger and Buzz Bee. The Axis nation's have agreed to surrender all cereal grains to the Allied nations for the next 5 years and demilitarize indefinitely. The economic consequences of this war will last generations. When Cap'n Crunch was asked for comment he said he planned on buying a new ship with his privateer payoff and partying until Sunny the Sun shines on the next chapter of his life. Edited May 26, 2015 by Ansom 2 Quote -removed by thor- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 We are the first truly paperless alliance. No charter, I rule this boat mother!@#$er! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 So the CU that you form is over? Phew that was fast 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 So the CU that you form is over? Phew that was fast I'm sorry, please explain yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwemyrn Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 So the CU that you form is over? Phew that was fast What the hell is CU? Quote -removed by thor- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Admittedly I've not in the past been very supportive of the actions you've took... but this declaration is pretty entertaining honestly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vosunda Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 (edited) Why do you guys try so hard to stay relevant? You're like the Politics & War version of Octomom or something. Is that 15 minutes of fame really that alluring? Edited May 26, 2015 by Vosunda 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Why do you guys try so hard to stay relevant? You're like the Politics & War version of Octomom or something. Is that 15 minutes of fame really that alluring? This is the first alliance I have ever been in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vosunda Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 "05/06 12:00 am - The Glow left the alliance The Syndicate." "05/10 01:12 am - The Glow left the alliance The Knights." "05/10 01:39 am - The Glow created the alliance Celestial Union." That's 3 alliances in just the past month, one of which was shitposted about every week or so. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwemyrn Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 "05/06 12:00 am - The Glow left the alliance The Syndicate." "05/10 01:12 am - The Glow left the alliance The Knights." "05/10 01:39 am - The Glow created the alliance Celestial Union." That's 3 alliances in just the past month, one of which was shitposted about every week or so. Celestial Union? What the hell is Celestial Union? Isn't Celestial Union that Cobalt Alliance? Quote -removed by thor- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwemyrn Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 Why do you guys try so hard to stay relevant? You're like the Politics & War version of Octomom or something. Is that 15 minutes of fame really that alluring? I try hard? Better tell my dad, he may be proud of me for once. Quote -removed by thor- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 "05/06 12:00 am - The Glow left the alliance The Syndicate." "05/10 01:12 am - The Glow left the alliance The Knights." "05/10 01:39 am - The Glow created the alliance Celestial Union." That's 3 alliances in just the past month, one of which was shitposted about every week or so. Stop fabricating lies about me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willam von Waldreich Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 This thread makes my head hurt...or is that the booze...heck I don't remember at this point....carry on. 1 Quote The United States of Belveria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vosunda Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I try hard? Better tell my dad, he may be proud of me for once. I am your father. Son, I'm proud. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwemyrn Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 I am your father. Son, I'm proud. Capn Mutant is my father and my dad is my father. You're an impasta. Quote -removed by thor- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eviljak Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Great stuff! 1 Quote Esteemed janitor for Church of Cynic ~ may i clean the hearts of men with my blessed toilet brush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshua Granger Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 (edited) Edited May 26, 2015 by Joshua Granger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 (edited) Stop pretending as if you aren't the one who created Celestial Union and nearly created another drama with Cobalt because of it. Then now you abandon it and created another alliance? oh, come on ,you guys are really sickening. I use to think Grealine was harsh with her peace terms with you guys ,but now, I don't know if she was. Edited May 26, 2015 by Vincent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwemyrn Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 (edited) Stop pretending as if you aren't the one who created Celestial Union and nearly created another drama with Cobalt because of it. Then now you abandon it and created another alliance? oh, come on ,you guys are really sickening. I use to think Grealind* was harsh with his* peace terms with you guys ,but now, I don't know if he* was. I can tell you Celestial Union never existed beyond Cobalt however Joshua did create Celestial Union but he was more or less evicted from the alliance and it became Cobalt and I'm sorry if you're butthurt because you can't take a joke. Lighten up it's just !@#$ game. Also corrected your spelling errors for you. Edited May 26, 2015 by Ansom Quote -removed by thor- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwemyrn Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 I prefer life cereal Hey! No. Quote -removed by thor- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phiney Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 We are the first truly paperless alliance. No charter, I rule this boat !@#$! This isn't true, but also this whole thing is trash along with the rest of you guys. I thought you were quitting. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwemyrn Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 This isn't true, but also this whole thing is trash along with the rest of you guys. I thought you were quitting. I'm glad your clueless. It makes it all the more interesting. The original reason why he wanted to quit is because you all are being !@#$ and shitting on anyone who tries to have fun cuz you feel the need to take a game way too seriously. Quote -removed by thor- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwemyrn Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 You're* Cause* or because* lub u 2. Quote -removed by thor- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 This isn't true, but also this whole thing is trash along with the rest of you guys. I thought you were quitting.Who gave you the idea that I was quitting? I'm just not building my nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phiney Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 (edited) Who gave you the idea that I was quitting? I'm just not building my nation. Don't make me look through your posts to find that one that literally said "i'm done with this game and am quitting" p.s. the "not true" part was a reference to you guys claiming to be the only true paperless alliance as you don't have a charter. Please direct me to our charter. Edited May 26, 2015 by Phiney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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