Thalmor Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Fifteen-thousand men advance towards the iceberg with blood on their minds, and the weak sound of humming from the assembly's jet skis to the front of them. The General, and two Chevaliers on either side, accompanied by a privileged Écuyer discussed the polar bear invasion lightly, as to not signal a wave of doubt among his troops.The eruption of mortars, light machine guns, and shrapnel grenades grew louder with each nautical mile from a rogue wave overlooking the occupied iceberg by invading forces. As the fog cleared, and the battle drew near, it was displayed that the hostile army of over fifty-thousand separate enemies lay waste among the now barren sheets,Tension grew between opposing factions through the urban interior of the frozen wasteland with the smell of blood, and iron thick in the air. The polar bears formed shield walls with their comrades, and heavy artillery bound to each side of their position. They advance 10 nautical miles, and the Evenstar hold. They advance another 10, while the Evenstar hold. Even though it was understood our men were still outnumbered, the pet velociraptors were called. Immediately gunfire ensued, and two thousand men, dismounting from yachts, flooded the flank. As the first wall of polar bears were demolished by the brute force. The Chevaliers start dropping from their jet skis, as polar bears from the nearby steep inclines charged, and the second wave of velociraptors were halted by sheer number of carnivorous beasts closing in on each side, after the initial collision.It was obvious to the Evenstar soldiers; going against the opposition was suicidal just by sheer numbers alone, but the General turned to his men - while the velociraptors behind him were clawed with no mercy, and their jet skis engines severed - and uttered the motivation that would be surely etched into history, "!@#$ anime." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 King Zafrizackery happily drinks coffee while watching the show in his ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moreau Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 King moreau march's into the battle with his army and shouts "it's over 9000!!!!!!" Quote Signed by Sultan Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilal the Great Posted June 20, 2015 Author Share Posted June 20, 2015 A mini sub pops up from the sea. Quote King Bilal the Great Mediocre The Average monarch of Billonesia Wikia page (if you're into roleplay things). We Tvtropes now. (down the rabbit hole!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Canada declares war on the Mini-Sub. However, we lose the Canada-Billonesia Mini Sub War due to the fact that Canada is celebrating National Butterfly Day, in which every single citizen of Canada is busy chasing and observing and being nice to butterflies - even the military... 1 Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 High Commander Antroplar: Vut das funayan, Eric!? Emperor Golen II: Vut duz dat spozin minon? Random Rekish Citizen: Mesa esa stoomgro. Can yesa geetin mesa sommin stark? Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilal the Great Posted June 21, 2015 Author Share Posted June 21, 2015 The mini sub of Billonesia are under attack by army of rabid Canadian butterflies. Quote King Bilal the Great Mediocre The Average monarch of Billonesia Wikia page (if you're into roleplay things). We Tvtropes now. (down the rabbit hole!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 The Swedish ship assists and drops depth charges onto the sub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 High Commander Posius: Das vat yesa geeterna fer doin dat vrd stoffin. P.S. Mesa anredgion at das atmatically kraktn. Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 ATTACK BUTTERFLIES! The butterflies come and shit on the sub - all 100 million of them in Canada. The ocean around the sub is quickly covered in butterfly shit and the sub cannot move. "This is Canada Base to Swedish Ocean Vessel - you are now clear to drop more depth charges and bombs." Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 ''Copy that,depth charges are droppin' '' The ship continues to blast the sub with more explosions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 GLaDOS: [builds an artificial mouth and digestive system and starts eating popcorn watching the battle.] Oh yay. I'm so excited. [Makes clapping sound] High Commander Antroplar: Flammin das 10,000 nookes at das sob! [10,000 nukes suddenly drop on the sub] High Commander Antroplar: Ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao! Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRahl2 Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 What BoC needs is neither diplomacy nor persuasion. They have neither the ability nor the intention to understand. Only force will enlighten their foolishness. Quote -signature removed for rules violation- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 *rustling in a way that suggests the NODOD is flying F-22s through your airspace because we can* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 GLaDOS and High Commander Antroplar get on a prototype naval ship; ship cracks in the middle of the journey GLaDOS: Cynic, save us! Antroplar: Who the hell is Cynic? GLaDOS: An idol! Antroplar: Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Canadian butterflies see GLaDOS and Antroplar's ship, thinks it's another ship from Billonesia and shit on it until it sinks. At this point in time, Canada's butterflies are called back. Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 (edited) GLaDOS shoots a portal at a wall inside the sinking !@#$-covered ship that is full of water, and shoots another one at the moon. The vacuum of space pulls all the water out of the ocean, and Earth's gravity then pulls most of the water back, while the portal continues to teleport the water back up. Soon, there is a constant waterfall falling from the moon into the Atlantic Ocean and then back at to the portal on the moon. GLaDOS is awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics for using the properties of gravity and vacuums to create a giant waterfall that soon attracts millions of tourists. Edited June 23, 2015 by Golen II Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 Canada is not happy with this new development. Butterflies are given air masks. They s h i t on the lake on the moon from where all the water comes from. Soon, s h i t filled water is coming down and no one wants to come anymore. Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 (edited) Canada is pissed over the death of our butterflies and declares war on Lenciana. NEXT MORNING... Divisions 1 through 10 of the Canadian Armed Forces Infantry, CAF Armored Division 1 and CAF Aerial Division 1 land in the capital. The capital falls without much resistance. CAF Infantry Divisions 11 and 12 take the rest of the country along with the CAF Armored 2 and the CAF Aerial 2. The country is quickly subdued. Canada now begins bombing infra for fun as the Lencian Air Force is gone. Soldiers loot the destroyed cities and pick them clean. Even the bricks are shipped back to Canada for exporting! Soon nothing remains of Lenciana's air force. We invite the Kingdom Of Scandinavia and King Zafrizackery to join in the looting of Lenciana. Never again shall you insult our butterflies! In other news, TBYSTAR is hit with guns, poison darts, burnt in lava, starved, dehydrated, frozen, had both arms and legs pulled off and then was hanged. We retrieve our butterflies using a time portal and send them back to Canada. We loot the entire country of Lenciana. Soon the citizens are living in tents on their land. The roads still exist cuz we didn't have time to tear them up. However, Lenciana is a desert, stripped of all productive minerals, natural resources and even it's fresh water. Canada then makes a aerial blockade on the country. Thousands of Lencians die from disease and starvation or thirst. Don't touch our butterflies. Edited June 24, 2015 by firecomet234 Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 The Swedish ship attacks Lenciania and kills TBYSTAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 GLaDOS: Introducing the Aperture Science Specialized Corn Popper! The popper can make popcorn with special taste matching any situation that you want to watch! For example: The Watch-Canada-Scandanavia-and-Lenciana-Fight-Each-Other-Over-Unimportant-and-Useless-Reasons-Killing-Thousands-of-Innocent-People flavor! I'm gonna eat some now! Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 The Canadian Prime Minister says: "We accept your apology, but Sweden doesn't! And as a ally of Sweden, they have called for help. The war continues. Lenciana's troops are all killed brutally along with their citizens. Everything useful will be taken." GLaDOS suddenly becomes ill as a CSIS spy who did not like your popcorn flavor poisons it with arsenic. He is hospitalized and he could die now. When we're nice, we're nice. But f*** with us and you're in for it. Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 The Swedish army finally arrives and starts hammering the city with shells and artiilery fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 The Canadian Army shares our gourmet food and drinks with the Swedish Army and have a game a soccer and beer together after the capital falls. Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 The Norwegians arrive and start attacking the city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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