Bilal the Great Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Simple, roleplay in this thread as your in-game leader. Behave like how you think they should behave. falls from the sky Humpf plufgggh!! lifts head Hello? Anybody here? 1 Quote King Bilal the Great Mediocre The Average monarch of Billonesia Wikia page (if you're into roleplay things). We Tvtropes now. (down the rabbit hole!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayor Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Admiral Mayor: Man overboard! Toss him the life raft! What a fool resting his head on the steel bow! *tosses life preserver* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong-Il Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 /Kimmy plots his coup to overthrow Capt. Mayor on the poopdeck quietly to some forgotten ship mates Quote The many forms of proof regarding Kastor's sexuality: - Kastor: I already came out the closet. - MaIone: I'm gay * MaIone is now known as Kastor - Henri: i'm a !@#$it Skable: the !@#$ is a codo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayor Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 It's Admiral Mayor. now go swab the deck Cadet, I can read minds and don't you forget it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong-Il Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 I'm telling my eternal chairman on you! Quote The many forms of proof regarding Kastor's sexuality: - Kastor: I already came out the closet. - MaIone: I'm gay * MaIone is now known as Kastor - Henri: i'm a !@#$it Skable: the !@#$ is a codo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odin Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Wilhelm II: Admiral Mayor, könnten sie mir einen Einblick in den derzeitigen Stand des Flottenrüstprogramms geben? Admiral Mayor, could you give me an insight to the current affairs regarding our ship building programm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filthy Fifths Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Wilhelm II: Admiral Mayor, könnten sie mir einen Einblick in den derzeitigen Stand des Flottenrüstprogramms geben? Admiral Mayor, could you give me an insight to the current affairs regarding our ship building programm? Arrgh! Quote "In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labor; in this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour look or two at choking. No, a merry life and a short one, shall be my motto." - Bartholomew "Black Bart" Roberts Green Enforcement Agency will rise again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilal the Great Posted April 12, 2015 Author Share Posted April 12, 2015 Arrgh! Pirates! Run for your live! jumps overboard again Quote King Bilal the Great Mediocre The Average monarch of Billonesia Wikia page (if you're into roleplay things). We Tvtropes now. (down the rabbit hole!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayor Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Wilhelm II our alliance with the German Empire does not entitle you to know Japane- Calondian naval secrets! Anyways as agreed upon by our governments the results of the cooperative dry dock program have been forwarded to your embassy, No on to more important matters. . Arrgh! Make Bilal walk the plank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 An Iceberg floats by, sporting a large, pompous flag and a small, even more pretentious penguin. "Hail Sub-fowl! This ship is to be commandeered for the good of the Nestingland, in the name of transporting its Emperor Penguin on to more unclaimed Herringsraum!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luciuskonst Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 A man with a bushy beard appears out from some storage compartment in a corner of the ship. He had been living there for some years now, only going out to get food and water. With the commotion on the deck, he felt it was time to leave "Hello!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadin Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 An Iceberg floats by, sporting a large, pompous flag and a small, even more pretentious penguin. "Hail Sub-fowl! This ship is to be commandeered for the good of the Nestingland, in the name of transporting its Emperor Penguin on to more unclaimed Herringsraum!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odin Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 "Very good Mayor! But dammit, the penguin ship with the Calondian naval secrets for the Fleet Programms were spottet by the sly spy Estelle!" "Sehr gut, Mayor! Aber Herrgott!, das Pinguinschiff mit den Calondianischen Marinegeheimnissen für das Flottenprogramm wurde vom listigen Spion Estelle aufgespürt!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesir Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 The Dog Princess looks up from her bed on deck. People were making noise. Quote Art by Faroreswind159 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odin Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 "I think we should get a watchdog, who doesn't sleep when spys are acting, even if it's a Princess Dog" "Ich denke wir bräuchten einen neuen Wachhund, der nicht schläft wenn gerade Spione vor Ort sind. Selbst wenn es sich dabei um eine Hundeprinzessin handelt." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesir Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 "I don't see any spies, just a penguin and pirate." Woof, bark bark. Quote Art by Faroreswind159 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fistofdoom Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 In the words of Saeton: "ROARRR!" Quote 01:05:55 <%fistofdoom> im out of wine 01:06:03 <%fistofdoom> i winsih i had port 01:06:39 <@JoshF{BoC}> fistofdoom: is the snowman drunk with you 01:07:32 <%fistofdoom> i knet i forgot somehnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamehameha Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 The Hawaiian revolution has begun with the city of Neo-Waianae declaring sovereignty and independence! Imua! Quote Imperator Emeritus of the IAA, The Last Francoist, Ivan's Eye, Hand of the King, Senator, SHADOWS Commander, Order Hero "The Voice of the People is the Voice of God" - Queen Liliuokalani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 The Hawaiian revolution has begun with the city of Neo-Waianae declaring sovereignty and independence! Imua! Dude......it's 4th and 15 with the ball on your own 30.....you better drop back and punt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonnorman Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Sir Vonnorman, Supreme Commander of the Royale Normanlandian Navy spots a series of strange events occurring in the waters to the starbord of the fleet. "Train all fire to the commotion, lets send these devils Back to the depths of hell." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayor Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Hard to Port mateys! Sortie the fighters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonnorman Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 *Amidst the barrage of cannade a powerful explosion rocks the deck of the aircraft carrier "VNS Normangrandia" rendering the ship incapable of operations* "fighters?!?!? Wheres my AA?!?!? CAPTAIN! SINK THAT SHIP! And target that forsaken iceburg. I sense a penguin in our midst" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 *A large battleship called the HSMS Gothenburg sails out of the fog and hails the penguins on the iceberg and fires a salvo at the island of the VNS Normanguardia* ''Who dares to disturb my coffee?!!Oh,and my penguin friends too'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilal the Great Posted April 28, 2015 Author Share Posted April 28, 2015 A rusty dreadnought that is way past her prime sails out from the fogs. It proceeds to pull King Bilal out of the water with an oversized fishing pole. "Bring it on pirates! Oh wait, this is my ship" "Okay everyone, my trade partners is attacked by pirates and we need to save them! Full speed!" Suddenly, an explosion rocks the ship from behind. A sailor hands a can with string to King Bilal. "Our engines down? Again? What do you mean steam engines aren't supposed to run on gas? Okay plan B, emergency power!" Rows of wooden oars comes out from the side of the ship. It proceeds to floats gently to the cruise ship. Quote King Bilal the Great Mediocre The Average monarch of Billonesia Wikia page (if you're into roleplay things). We Tvtropes now. (down the rabbit hole!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Commander Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 *read in a low, growly kinda voice* Ug. Im so pissed off. Nuke em. Nuke em all! Quote <ni431> oh my <ni431> something moved in my pants <Kurdanak[Rose]> sorry, that was me <Kurdanak[Rose]> carry on * jack3top slaps Melisandre around with a large fishing trout <Melisandre> The !@#$ was that for <Melisandre> Noeryu was showing you porn, not me <jack3top> for raping me just now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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