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[Does Virus Scan]

87 Threats Found & Removed

 

Whole Computer Analytics:

 

25648 Problems Found

Malware Threats: 350

Registry Errors: 0

Privacy Issues: 5082

Junk Files: 4.8 GB

Internet Problems: 33

Shortcut Errors:0

Performance Issues: 25

Browser Security Issues: 9798

Disk Errors: 2

Security Holes: 6

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Looks like it's about time to get a new OS. :P

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<Jroc> I heard \ is an anagram of cocaine
<\> I can't be rearranged into a line, I already am a line.

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Me: "Lets look that up on google"

 

Family member: *types "google" into browser google search bar*

 

Exactly my guess with some of my family members.

 

Still, that many results is impressive...

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Browser Security Issues: 9798

People still use IE6?

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TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea.

On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said:
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I'm retarded, you win

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which also helps because you can accidentally access the site and get more malware.

You mistake me for being an ignoramus. I know my way around a computer, and I'd rather not further destroy a computer over porn, I'd rather buy a computer for cheap running on Windows Xp and use that if anything. They don't service windows Xp any more so there would be no worry.

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You mistake me for being an ignoramus. I know my way around a computer, and I'd rather not further destroy a computer over porn, I'd rather buy a computer for cheap running on Windows Xp and use that if anything. They don't service windows Xp any more so there would be no worry.

You'd use an outdated windows OS? How retarded are you?

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TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea.

On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said:
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I'm retarded, you win

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For porn, absolutely, anything else, absolutely not.

That makes no &#33;@#&#036;ing sense, it will never make any &#33;@#&#036;ing sense, and anyone who does that is an idiot.

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TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea.

On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said:
Sheepy said:

I'm retarded, you win

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Oh wow, 4.8 gig junk files? That must've been a very satisfying scan. Hearing all those sounds of "ping, virus found" must've made you feel like, "Man, finally some action!"

 

You know, the kind of feeling you get when you've been keeping the dirt in your bowels for a full day and when you finally managed to unload it into the toilet bowl and you exhaled, "oh, bliss!"

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This comic came into mind every time I read topics like this:

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Fabulous. XD

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<Jroc> I heard \ is an anagram of cocaine
<\> I can't be rearranged into a line, I already am a line.

--Foxburo Wiki--

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