Ayayay Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 (edited) Article I: Muh !@#$ The Caliphate and Nation of Islam hereby recognize each other as “muh !@#$†and shall stand by each others side in a traditional “muh !@#$†manner. Further, both signatories shall henceforth be referred to as “the !@#$s†Article II: AK’s to Gunpowder The !@#$s shall not behead any reporters or civilians of each other’s respective gang so long as this treaty stands. Article III: Gunpowder to Suicide Vests The !@#$s shall assist each other in weapons procurement to further any ongoing Jihad or Race War that either side engages in. Article IV: The Council of K The !@#$s agree to respect each other's religion except in the following instances: Terror bombing Genocide Jihads Drone Strikes Settlement Creation Benghazi Race Wars When it’s politically expedient to do so Article V: A Rose by any other color is just as Yellow The !@#$s hereby recognize that all alliances belong to a color, even if they are not currently on that color. !@#$s must repeatedly ask any alliance not on their color to return to their crib. Article VI: The !@#$ of muh !@#$ is a snitch The !@#$s agree to share any condoming info of any other !@#$s with each other. Article change dem numbers, boi: I'm the !@#$ who got homies that be sellin' drugs The !@#$s agree to disagree on following the previous article. Article VII: !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ ‘Cause I’m a mother!@#$in’ !@#$ Article VIII: Introduced her to muh stove Women, as the inferior sex, belong in the kitchen. Any women found outside their cave without a male escort will be punished accordingly, including, but not limited to, being whipped to death, being stoned to death, being beaten to death, being raped to death, being forced into a marriage, being beheaded, being sold into slavery, being sold into sexual slavery, being physically branded as a whore, or used as a martyr shield. Article IX: Jihadi John The Jihad is the most powerful force in the universe. The !@#$s agree to support each other in any and all Jihads that may or may not result for any reason whatsoever. Article X: The Power of Black Jesus compels you The previous article may not be enacted until the Caliphate converts to Black islam. Article XI: We are going to Raqqa da house All !@#$s in accordance with this treaty agree to rock the house. Article XII: Jews are people too lolno. No Jews allowed. Article XIII: Christians are cool some of the time, but not all of the time. All infidel crusades will be responded to with relentless and eternal jihad. My Allah show mercy on the Christian alliances our enemies as we pillage and destroy all that is sacrilegious to Islam. Article XIV: It’s not gay in a three way !@#$s will allow other Jihadi factions into the terror cell if all !@#$s agree. Article What ever the !@#$: M.I.L.F. Money. Islam. Love. Food. Article this one: Oil Money All members of the Jihad train will share their oil wealth to keep the terror-mobile moving. Article XXX: Adderall and Cocaine All holy fighters and !@#$s will be given adderall and cocaine to increase killing efficiency. Article Furious Seven: Shiites are the devil Do we need an explanation on this one? Article Rick Perry’s mom: We can learn to share. All !@#$s will share Rick Perry’s mom. Article Feminazi’s: #DownWithThePatriarchy #NotallJihads #Yesall!@#$s Any alliance found to be harboring feminazi’s will be declared upon within, but no longer than, 48 hours. Article Ignat: !@#$ the Police !@#$ the pigs, keepin’ a brother down ‘n !@#$. Don’t be Ignat though. Article Segregation: Is it really so bad? Everyone deserves to live with their own kind. Article With Your Mom Last Night: It was Sub-Par 4/10 Article Chink: Any Chink that has the Chink answers will be worshipped as supreme Chink, given his own noodle shop and will be smoked up by yours truly, Big Ounce Swanson IV. Article 420: Any member that needs some of that dank 420, see my loyal retainer, Kuhn, and he will permit entrance through the great gates of the Confederate States of Joints, where weed is as plentiful as titties and beer. Article XXXI: But don’t be actin’ like I need ya Any !@#$ may unilaterally cancel this treaty at anytime without any prior notice to the other !@#$. Article Top Gun: Butts I WANT SOMEBODY'S BUTT, I WANT IT NOW! I WANT SOME BUTTS! Signed for the Nation of Islam: Director: Lambdadelta PR Minister: Ukanjo White Executioner: Casey Welfare Thief: Kadin Jew Watch: Grendle No longer relevant: Longbowe Who are you again?: WANA Important position: Rich The Allfather: Ronald Reagan The Messiah: Death The “Leakâ€: Nathan Signed for the Caliphate: Vizier: Obongo the Mighty Honorary Jihadi John: ikol Grand Imam: RedArmy BushMan Mamluk: Drew Pickles Honorary Imam Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi: TWAIN Pilot: Explosion Honorary Osama Bin Laden: skecthly Caliph: Mini cxcccccc And some random guys: Vlad the Implier Underlordgc Adama Big Ounce Swanson IV (OG Mastah Kush and Chink Salesman) Nao (R.I.P John Belushi) The real guy the best guy the one and only fat controller, The (said like ‘the’ in ‘the Ohio State university’) Sir Topham Hatt http://pastebin.com/GCR2nFSj Edited April 1, 2015 by underlordgc 3 Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Seems legit. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flubb Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 1 Sieg Kaiser Reinhard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atzuya Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Reading this hurts my brain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George W. Bush Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Allahu Akbar! You're no longer protecting the II? We have still teamed with II and TAC (and others) to rival The Covenants. This is getting complex. #FA_Problems Big problems for TSG. Really, not kidding. If Casey and Cyradis are King and Queen does that mean they're married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted April 1, 2015 Author Share Posted April 1, 2015 Reading this hurts my brain Read the Pastebin version ALAHU ACKBAR Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Placentica Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I'm going to say, that we all would've had just as much info about your foreign relations, as if you had just not posted anything. 2 Hello! If you don't like this post please go here: https://politicsandwar.com/forums/index.php?app=core&module=usercp&tab=core&area=ignoredusers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pubs Dignity Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Allahu Abbas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur James Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 (edited) Can't you guys put aside the islam issue and enjoy the game, I think you are quiet @X%$ up the issue..... Your articles hurt my brain 2. :\ the amish group I know is none like this. you just made things difficult. Edited April 1, 2015 by Arthur James 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 This is great and all but what does this have to do with the Amish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 "Zu jeder Zeit, an jedem Ort, bleibt das Tun de Menschen das gleiche." "In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur James Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 (edited) Oh, casey is back. I thought you are out and partaking only this?????? Edited April 1, 2015 by Arthur James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grillick Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Worst holiday ever. "It's hard to be a team player when you're omnipotent." - Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donald Sterling Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 RIP the street cred of everyone not involved in this. 1 Genesis, best band NA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted April 1, 2015 Author Share Posted April 1, 2015 Worst holiday ever. Join the Race War against the Whites Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Join the Race War against the Whites Oh snap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Frostsword Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Join the Race War against the Whites -_-' K Frostsword is love. Frostsword is life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadin Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 That fake "Nation of Islam" gov is a mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Join the Race War against the Whites So does this mean we are gonna be "playing" anytime soon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodor Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 (edited) Join the Race War against the Whites Don't you think they have it hard enough, they have problems of their own! Like raising a child with cerebral palsy... Edited April 2, 2015 by Hodor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisha Greyjoy Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 This treaty....ugh. If someone DoW's you, I think this treaty is all the excuse they need. 2 Duke of House Greyjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted April 2, 2015 Author Share Posted April 2, 2015 This treaty....ugh. If someone DoW's you, I think this treaty is all the excuse they need. Day late, dollar short Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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