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Article I: Muh !@#$

The Caliphate and Nation of Islam hereby recognize each other as “muh !@#$†and shall stand by each others side in a traditional “muh !@#$†manner. Further, both signatories shall henceforth be referred to as “the !@#$sâ€

 

Article II: AK’s to Gunpowder

The !@#$s shall not behead any reporters or civilians of each other’s respective gang so long as this treaty stands.

 

Article III: Gunpowder to Suicide Vests

The !@#$s shall assist each other in weapons procurement to further any ongoing Jihad or Race War that either side engages in.

 

Article IV: The Council of K

The !@#$s agree to respect each other's religion except in the following instances:

Terror bombing

Genocide

Jihads

Drone Strikes

Settlement Creation

Benghazi

Race Wars

When it’s politically expedient to do so

 

Article V: A Rose by any other color is just as Yellow

The !@#$s hereby recognize that all alliances belong to a color, even if they are not currently on that color. !@#$s must repeatedly ask any alliance not on their color to return to their crib.

 

Article VI: The !@#$ of muh !@#$ is a snitch

The !@#$s agree to share any condoming info of any other !@#$s with each other.

 

Article change dem numbers, boi: I'm the !@#$ who got homies that be sellin' drugs

The !@#$s agree to disagree on following the previous article.

 

Article VII: !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ !@#$ !@#$

‘Cause I’m a mother!@#$in’ !@#$

 

Article VIII: Introduced her to muh stove

Women, as the inferior sex, belong in the kitchen. Any women found outside their cave without a male escort will be punished accordingly, including, but not limited to, being whipped to death, being stoned to death, being beaten to death, being raped to death, being forced into a marriage, being beheaded, being sold into slavery, being sold into sexual slavery, being physically branded as a whore, or used as a martyr shield.

 

Article IX: Jihadi John

The Jihad is the most powerful force in the universe. The !@#$s agree to support each other in any and all Jihads that may or may not result for any reason whatsoever.

 

Article X: The Power of Black Jesus compels you

The previous article may not be enacted until the Caliphate converts to Black islam.

 

Article XI: We are going to Raqqa da house

All !@#$s in accordance with this treaty agree to rock the house.

 

Article XII: Jews are people too

lolno. No Jews allowed.

 

Article XIII: Christians are cool some of the time, but not all of the time.

All infidel crusades will be responded to with relentless and eternal jihad. My Allah show mercy on the Christian alliances  our enemies as we pillage and destroy all that is sacrilegious to Islam.

 

Article XIV: It’s not gay in a three way

!@#$s will allow other Jihadi factions into the terror cell if all !@#$s agree.

 

Article What ever the !@#$: M.I.L.F.

Money. Islam. Love. Food.

 

Article this one: Oil Money

All members of the Jihad train will share their oil wealth to keep the terror-mobile moving.

 

Article XXX: Adderall and Cocaine

All holy fighters and !@#$s will be given adderall and cocaine to increase killing efficiency.

 

Article Furious Seven: Shiites are the devil

Do we need an explanation on this one?

 

Article Rick Perry’s mom: We can learn to share.

All !@#$s will share Rick Perry’s mom.

 

Article Feminazi’s: #DownWithThePatriarchy #NotallJihads #Yesall!@#$s

Any alliance found to be harboring feminazi’s will be declared upon within, but no longer than, 48 hours.

 

Article Ignat: !@#$ the Police

!@#$ the pigs, keepin’ a brother down ‘n !@#$. Don’t be Ignat though.

 

Article Segregation: Is it really so bad?

Everyone deserves to live with their own kind.

 

Article With Your Mom Last Night: It was Sub-Par

4/10

 

Article Chink: Any Chink that has the Chink answers will be worshipped as supreme Chink, given his own noodle shop and will be smoked up by yours truly, Big Ounce Swanson IV.

 

Article 420: Any member that needs some of that dank 420, see my loyal retainer, Kuhn, and he will permit entrance through the great gates of the Confederate States of Joints, where weed is as plentiful as titties and beer.

 

Article XXXI: But don’t be actin’ like I need ya

Any !@#$ may unilaterally cancel this treaty at anytime without any prior notice to the other !@#$.

 

Article Top Gun: Butts

I WANT SOMEBODY'S BUTT, I WANT IT NOW! I WANT SOME BUTTS!

 

Signed for the Nation of Islam:

Director: Lambdadelta

PR Minister: Ukanjo

White Executioner: Casey

Welfare Thief: Kadin

Jew Watch: Grendle

No longer relevant: Longbowe

Who are you again?: WANA

Important position: Rich

The Allfather: Ronald Reagan

The Messiah: Death

The “Leakâ€: Nathan

 

Signed for the Caliphate:

Vizier: Obongo the Mighty

Honorary Jihadi John: ikol

Grand Imam: RedArmy BushMan

Mamluk: Drew Pickles

Honorary Imam Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi: TWAIN

Pilot: Explosion

Honorary Osama Bin Laden: skecthly

Caliph: Mini cxcccccc

 

And some random guys:

Vlad the Implier

Underlordgc

Adama

Big Ounce Swanson IV (OG Mastah Kush and Chink Salesman)

Nao (R.I.P John Belushi)

The real guy the best guy the one and only fat controller, The (said like ‘the’ in ‘the Ohio State university’) Sir Topham Hatt

 
 
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Allahu Akbar!

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You're no longer protecting the II? We have still teamed with II and TAC (and others) to rival The Covenants. This is getting complex.

#FA_Problems

Big problems for TSG. Really, not kidding.

If Casey and Cyradis are King and Queen does that mean they're married?

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Reading this hurts my brain

Read the Pastebin version

 

ALAHU ACKBAR

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TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea.

On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said:
Sheepy said:

I'm retarded, you win

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I'm going to say, that we all would've had just as much info about your foreign relations, as if you had just not posted anything.

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Can't you guys put aside the islam issue and enjoy the game, I think you are quiet @X%$ up the issue..... 

Your articles hurt my brain 2.

 

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the amish group I know is none like this.

you just made things difficult.

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Worst holiday ever.

Join the Race War against the Whites

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TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea.

On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said:
Sheepy said:

I'm retarded, you win

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Join the Race War against the Whites

Don't you think they have it hard enough, they have problems of their own! Like raising a child with cerebral palsy...

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This treaty....ugh.

 

If someone DoW's you, I think this treaty is all the excuse they need.

Day late, dollar short

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TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea.

On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said:
Sheepy said:

I'm retarded, you win

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