Kastor (Old Account) Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Nah. Speaking of that, have you seen Titan by any chance? --Haha, you're funny. Quote "That ain't Cologne, that's the smell of success." 17:00 <•Sheepy> I don't want you to leave the game 19:20 <•Pubstomber>: Man, I really wish Rose had allied BoC a couple months ago when we had the chance instead of picking Vanguard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speaker Faris Wheeler Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Nah. Speaking of that, have you seen Titan by any chance? --Haha, you're funny. So funny Quote Peace will never be accomplished without war, but war cannot happen without peace.... or something like that idk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 (edited) War's over m8. ur 2 slow. Anyways, nice long update today Well, just because the war ended doesn't mean my exhaustive, fact-checked history of the events and people involved has to. Also, I wus fas enugh fo yo mom, u posess rek nao Nah. Speaking of that, have you seen Titan by any chance? --Haha, you're funny. Hey, you could've been in charge of Alliance Hell, I was being nice. Moving on, lets churn another one of these out. The Obligatory Sequel, A Play Written by: TheNG Edited by: Your Mother Starring: Guardian as itself Seven Kingdoms as itself Terminus Est as itself ​Guerilla Republik as itself Arrgh as itself Green Protection Agency as itself The Elysian League as itself New Shrek Order as itself Act 3 Scene 4 - A small room Scene: Where is this room anyway? Wherever this room is, it is pretty sparse, filled only by a table and a couple chairs. enter Guardian, Terminus Est, Seven Kingdoms, and the two alliances. All alliances sit around the table. Seven Kingdoms These fine fellows have agreed to help us save the world. Want to introduce yourselves? Guerilla Republik Hi, I'm Guerrilla Republic. So I hear you guys want to take down our new overlord, GPA. Count me in! I hate conspiracies against us! Guardian Uh, what conspiracies? Guerilla Republik You know, the Conspiracies. All these ruling alliances are just part of it! They all work for the reptiles! Guardian You are all kinds of crazy, and thats something, coming from me. Arrgh Arrgh! Terminus Est Excuse me? Arrgh Arrrrrrrghhhhh! Terminus Est What's wrong with this one? Do I need to break it? Guerilla Republik Well that's Arrgh. I'm afraid it is a little bit odd. Only knows two words; Arrgh, and Arrrrggghhhh. Guardian *quietly to Seven Kingdoms* i thought you were supposed to find good help. Just listening to the dumb one makes me want to punch it! Terminus Est Hey Arrgh, have you ever met Rose? I feel like you two are kind of similar. Arghh ARRGH! Guerilla Republik *To Arrgh* No, no. Timmy is fine, just focus. Guardian *loudly* Alright, so here's the deal. GPA is being kind of a jerk, always pushing people around and doing rude stuff because it can. That's my job. So I'm gonna crush it. Seven Kingdoms We're going to crush it. Guardian That's what I said. I'm going to crush it. Terminus Est Just as long as I get to kill something. Seven Kingdoms Oh you will. But what we need to do first is come up with a plan. GPA has spies everywhere, we can't just walk up to the palace and expect to win. Guerilla Republik I have just the thing. If there is one alliance more paranoid than myself, it's Green Protection Agency. We just need to give it something to chase. Guardian Ugh, why does everything have to be complicated? You're making my head hurt! Terminus Est Well Guardian, if there is one thing I learned in prison, its that- Guardian Nobody cares! Arrgh Arrgh! Guardian See? Arrgh agrees with me. Arrgh Arrrrrgh Seven Kingdoms Are you sure about that Guardian? Arrgh ARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! Guerilla Republik Uh, as I was saying.... Anyone want to hear my plan? Seven Kingdoms *resigned* Why not? Guerilla Republik begins speaking. The reactions are swift. Seven Kingdoms nods in agreement, Terminus Est is so surprised it falls of its chair, Guardian pounds the table angrily, and Arrgh lets out a loud "Arrgh" Seven Kingdoms Alright, I like it. Lets go save the world... Guardian You call that a closing line? I can come up with way better lines! Besides, I'm in charge. Seven Kingdoms Can we just go already? Guardian Not until I say it! Terminus Est Anytime now... Guardian Shhhh....... I'm not inspired yet. Guerilla Republik ​I'm getting paid for this, right? End Scene 4 Act 3 Scene 5 - A Jungle Scene - Three weeks have passed since the meeting in the mysterious room. The jungle is alive with sounds of all kinds, light barely pokes through the canopy to reach the leaf litter. Suddenly, everything goes quiet. enter Green Protection Agency, The Elysian League, and New Shrek Order Green Protection Agency Finally, we're close. I feel it. The Elysian League I know this is important and all, but did we really need to come? Did you really need to bring all this stuff for us to carry? Green Protection Agency I'll have you know I never go anywhere without my 37 thousand page volumes of The Neutral Bible. The Elysian League These are just coupon books and old car magazines! Green Protection Agency I carry those scared texts around to provide a visual representation of how much I value neutrality. Plus I get some great deals at the store. The Elysian League There aren't any stores in the middle of the Jungle! Green Protection Agency But if everyone in the jungle doesn't know I'm neutral, then what is the point of existence? The Neutral Bible follows me always. New Shrek Order Why couldn't this be be a !@#$ swamp. I like swamps! Green Protection Agency If I cared enough about you to let you speak, I would've said something. Shut up! Wait.... since when do you wear a turban? New Shrek Order I'm Evolving! Green Protection Agency And this is why I don't let you talk. Now be quiet, we're very close. Quick, get down! Green Protection Agency crouches behind some brush, while The Elysian League and New Shrek order collapse to the ground under the massive weight. Green Protection Agency *softly* Finally! After three weeks of rumors here, glimpses there, planning here and there, I've finally found you..... Rothschilds. Soon you'll be another head on my wall! ​Green Protection Agency tenses, then springs into motion, dashing our of the brush and into a clearing with weapons drawn. It sees a figure at the other end and opens fire. The Elysian League and New Shrek Order stagger out into the clearing just in time to see the figure collapse. Green Protection Agency grins triumphantly and evilly, then marches over to the other end of the clearing. Green Protection Agency ​*happily* Ha Ha! Even a such a mysterious alliance as yourself couldn't hide forever! Looks like that is one more alliance down! Get the camera, I want a picture of this! Green Protection Agency marches over to the unmoving figure and roughly turns it over. The Elsysian League is pulling out a camera when it hears a great gasp and looks up. Green Protection Agency is staring in shock at the poorly drawn face of a bullet-ridden dummy Green Protection Agency *enraged* A fake! What is this?! No, this cannot be! Where is Rothschilds? New Shrek Order I found this note on the ground. Green Protection Agency Give me that! Green Protection Agency snatches up the note and reads it intently, before letting out an angry yell and uprooting a tree. The Elysian League What does it say? Green Protection Agency *disgustedly* "Ha Ha. Looks like you thought this was real. Play the game or get the !@#$ out. And don't look at me funny either. Also we are going to kill you. Sincerely, Guardian" The Elsyian League What game is this? Green Protection Agency *barely controlled anger* Its just some crackpot conspiracy theory, that everything is just numbers in a game. That doesn't matter, I'm more interested in this note. If it is right, it looks like Rothschilds wasn't real all along, and I've been duped. How, and for what purpose? The Elysian League Perhaps this Guardian alliance is behind it? Green Protection Agency But Guardian is dead, they died on my ascendence day to the hand of another. I saw the body myself. The Elysian League Then perhaps this is another trick? Green Protection Agency slowly begins to smile Green Protection Agency Or it means another hunt is just beginning! Pack up my bags you two, we're leaving! The Elysian League But we just got here! Green Protection Agency Move it now! If I'm right, an alliance must've survived alongside our friend Rose. I will find it, but we must go swiftly! Suddenly crashing sounds are heard coming toward the clearing. A spy bursts out of the jungle. Spy My Lord Green Protection Agency. I bring urgent news! Another in our ranks has discovered a plot. Many alliances are organizing to overthrow you! Green Protection Agency What lunacy is this? There are no alliances left with the power or will to oppose my grip on this pathetic world! Spy My Lord, our agent was quite certain. Green Protection Agency Then our spy is clearly insane! I don't have time for this, the chase is on! You two, smash me a path out of here! *to itself* Looks like you have evaded even me Guardian. While clever, this ends soon. If I won't get Rothschilds, then I'll settle for you! End Act 3 Well, after all this time, the climax approaches! Next act will be the final one of this play. You won't want to miss it! Edited April 2, 2015 by TheNG 1 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Well, all good things must come to an end, and just like the war itself, this play must come to an end. I'm still looking for payment, I'll *revise* any of these historical truths for the highest bidder. 2% discount to Guardian members. Without further ado, lets plunge in. The Obligatory Sequel, A Play Written by: TheNG Edited by: Your Mother Starring: Guardian as itself Seven Kingdoms as itself Terminus Est as itself ​Guerilla Republik as itself Arrgh as itself Green Protection Agency as itself The Elysian League as itself New Shrek Order as itself Viridian Entente as itself World Wrestling Federation as itself The Syndicate as itself Rose as itself Act 4 Scene 1 - Outside Green Protection Agency's Castle Scene: The Castle looms dark and foreboding over the surrounding landscape. Grey clouds move across the sky, covering the sun. A brisk wind chills the air and blows loose items around. enter Green Protection Agency, The Elysian League, and New Shrek Order Green Protection Agency Alright, if I'm hunting Guardian, I'm going to need a few things. You, come with me. You stand here and try not to drool too much. Green Protection Agency hurries into the castle, followed by an out of breath The Elysian League. New Shrek Order glances around and then walks away. End Scene 1 Act 4 Scene 2 - The Throne Room of Green Protection Agency's Castle scene: Green Protection Agency storms into the throne room, followed by The Elysian League. Both alliances are surprised to see Viridian Entente, The Syndicate, and World Wrestling Federation measuring the throne and wrapping it in plastic. Green Protection Agency *surprised and angry* Ahh, VE. May I ask what you and your flunkies are doing in my castle? And taking my throne, no less. Viridian Entente looks up Viridian Entente Hello GPA. Apparently there have been rumors of a conspiracy to roll you. Markets have been spooked, so I'm repossessing some of your stuff. Not too much, your throne, some subjects and their score. You know, the usual. Isn't that right Syndicate? The Syndicate Absolutely. We must protect our investments. Nothing personal. Green Protection Agency *frustrated* You can't take any of this, it is all mine as ruler of this world. Do you fools really want to get on my bad side? Do you want to end up like Rose? Viridian Entente Oh yeah, we're taking Rose too. And The Elysian League there. Green Protection Agency WHAT? My Life Slave? ​turns to The Elysian League Anything to say? The Elysian League *quietly* You are a tyrant and a false-neutral. I will serve no longer. The Elysian League walks behind Viridian Entente, averting its gaze. Viridian Entente smirks as World Wrestling Federation and The Syndicate pick up the throne and carry it out of the room. As it leaves, World Wrestling Federation opens Rose's cage, allowing the alliance to samba out. Green Protection Agency stares in hatred.. Green Protection Agency *softly and angrily* You think you can get away with this? I rule this world, there is no place in this world you can hide. You will pay for this treachery.... Viridian Entente Hah. I think you'll have bigger problems. But by all means, come after me. I'll just win another war! Viridian Entente and The Elysian League exit the throne room. GPA stands silently, then yells in rage. Suddenly, a closet door opens and another alliance steps out. Green Protection Agency Who are you? Where did you come from? Sigma Hello, I'm Sigma, and I'll be leaving now. Sigma silently walks out of the room. Green Protection Agency stares around in frustration Green Protection Agency Ugh, why is all this happening today? I need to get control of this! *to itself* Get ahold of yourself, GPA. You're the ruler of the world. Many alliances have fallen before you, VE will be no different. Resolute, Green Protection Agency marches out of the throne room. As it proceeds down the hallway, an alliance steps out from the shadows. Green Protection Agency New Shrek Order? Is that you? Fall in line, we've got alliances to kill! Abbas Caliphate *softly and calmly* I'm afraid I can't do that GPA. You see, I've achieved my final form. Allahu Akbar. Green Protection Agency What? I don't have time for this you fool. Fall in line! Abbas Caliphate *louder and more insistently* Allahu Akbar. Abbas Caliphate pulls aside its jacket. Green Protection Agency Uh-oh. Abbas Caliphate erupts in a nuclear firestorm. The castle is destroyed instantly and the surrounding land is devastated, swept clean. Green Protection Agency is sent flying for miles, crashing far away from the crater that used to be its castle. End Scene 2 Act 4 Scene 3 Scene- The landscape is devastated, blackened and with ash raining down from the nuclear detonation. The sun is completely covered by clouds. Green Protection Agency comes to lying a crater and surrounded by other alliances. Green Protection Agency What..... happened...... Guardian So I hear that you're stealing my job. Looks like this was made easy. Seven Kingdoms This was easy. Who would've thought GPA would destroy its own castle? Now lets just finish it off, and go find Rose. Guerilla Republik and Arrgh grab Green Protection Agency by an arm and the alliance hands suspended between them. Terminus Est begins punching Green Protection Agency and smiling. Seven Kingdoms and Guardian look on. Guardian This is fun, I like it when we win for once! Seven Kingdoms Alright, tell Terminus Est to finish up, and we'll have saved the world! Think how famous we'll be! It'll be great! Terminus Est pulls out a large, blunt knife and prepares to stab Green Protection Agency. Suddenly, the alliance flicks its wrists and sends Guerrilla Republik, Arrgh, and Terminus Est flying. Seven Kingdoms and Guardian look on in shock as Green Protection Agency staggers to its feet. Green Protection Agency Thought you..... could kill...... me? I never had...... the chance to kill you.... the first time. Looks.... like I get.... the chance...... now. Green Protection Agency stumbles toward Guardian and Seven Kingdoms, who back away quickly. Guardian stumbles and falls, then scrambles to its feet desperately and begins to run away. Guardian I can't do this. I'm scared! Seven Kingdoms Guardian! Help me! Where is everybody?! ​Seven Kingdoms shrinks as Green Protection Agency approaches. Guerrilla Republik tries to get to its feet, but collapses to the ground and looks away. Green Protection Agency prepares to strike to final blow against Seven Kingdoms when a bar stool is smashed over its head. Green Protection Agency collapses. ​The Dutch East India Company Nice try, tyrant. Nobody messes with orange. United Purple Nations quickly ties Green Protection Agency up, while The Dutch East India Company helps Seven Kingdoms up. The other alliances stagger up and approach. Guardian You two! But you said you wouldn't help! United Purple Nations Yeah, and we didn't help. We won, singlehandedly. You guys are all welcome for saving the world! The Dutch East India Company Yeah, looks like another victory for the forces of freedom and capitalism! The Dutch East India Company and United Purple Nations high-five Guardian What?! You guys didn't do anything but walk in at the end! We did all the hard work! Guerilla Republik That's right! It isn't fair! We won the war! Arrgh ARRRRRRGGHHHHH!!! United Purple Nations Yeah, I don't remember that. Do you DEIC? The Dutch East India Company ​Remind me, who defeated Green Protection Agency? Oh yeah, us. Looks like we won. United Purple Nations Yeah, I guess we will become famous as the saviors of the world. Since we're nice, you guys want a ride? The Dutch East India Company and United Purple Nations begin to walk away when Viridian Entente pops up from behind a rock Viridian Entente *triumphantly* Ahh, I don't think any of you won. While I thank you for assisting in beating the Green Protection Agency, this wonderful doctored footage appears to show me defeating the world-ruling tyrant all by myself. And look, its already all over the internet. Man, I really am great with this whole war thing. If you don't mind, I'll go enjoy my new fame now. But as consolation, I'll let you keep GPA. I have no use for it. Viridian Entente walks away, smiling. All the other alliances stare after it openmouthed. Guardian So... none of us won? Guerilla Republik I.... guess not. The Dutch East India Company Well that isn't fair. All the Alliances stand in a rough circle and look around unhappily at each other and Green Protection Agency. Seven Kingdoms So.... what do we do with GPA? United Purple Nations Well, I suppose we could shove it in a locker or something. That should hold it. Terminus Est Or we could spill its intestines all over the floor. Seven Kingdoms Nah... Lets just go. The group of alliances begins to walk away, dragging Green Protection Agency. Suddenly, Rose appears. Rose Wait! I want to party too! Guardian Rose? Rose! Rose Hahah, I can't wait to have cake! Where is my birthday car? United Purple Nations Looks like you really can't fix stupid. Seven Kingdoms You know what? I say we celebrate this! Even if no one knows it, we know we beat GPA and saved the world! And that is what matters. Who wants to go have some fun! Terminus Est and Guerilla Republik Sure The Dutch East India Company You guys didn't do anything, but whatever. Arghh Arrgh! Guardian Wait, wait. United Purple Nations What? Guardian I'm in charge here, so we go where I want to go. Seven Kingdoms ​Where do you want to go? Guardian To do what I suggested. Seven Kingdoms You mean what I suggested. Guardian Exactly, just what I just suggested. Seven Kingdoms I really hate you sometimes, you know that? The Alliances again begin to walk away in a group, leaving the destroyed land and talking among themselves. The sun begins to poke around the clouds and as Green Protection Agency is dragged away, the world seems a little bit brighter. End Act 4 And there we go, another one of these down. I hope everyone enjoyed reading these as little as I enjoyed writing them. Now go start another war, alright? 1 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted April 3, 2015 Author Share Posted April 3, 2015 (edited) Abbas Caliphate *louder and more insistently* Allahu Akbar. Abbas Caliphate pulls aside its jacket. Green Protection Agency Uh-oh. Abbas Caliphate erupts in a nuclear firestorm. The castle is destroyed instantly and the surrounding land is devastated, swept clean. Green Protection Agency is sent flying for miles, crashing far away from the crater that used to be its castle. Edited April 3, 2015 by underlordgc Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grillick Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Your screenplay doesn't give anywhere near enough credit to Princess Bubblegum. Quote "It's hard to be a team player when you're omnipotent." - Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luciuskonst Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Arghh says ARGHHHHHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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