Popular Post Helium Raven Posted May 16 Popular Post Share Posted May 16 - Oblivion making an early announcement on the total and complete surrender of Buck Turgidson. He may not know it yet himself. Conditions for Surrender: 1. The nation leader formerly known as @Buck Turgidsonshall change his name to Fart Smellerson as he is clearly not a smart feller, son. 2.. Fart Smellerson has committed to non-proliferation of both missiles and nuclear weapons so I am not obligated by a certain disorder to spy him every day. He can keep building spies because killing them does not cause me distress and helps my stats (my brain likes numbers). 3. Fart Smellerson will defend Oblivion in all defensive wars and participate in all of our relentless bullying campaigns - especially against those with IQs greater than that of Albert Einstein. 4. Fart Smellerson has committed to the best of his ability to cease all schitzo-posting and refrain from sending bizarre in game messages to all current, former, and future Oblivion members. 5. If Fart Smellerson violates any of the above terms Oblivion reserves the right to go full spectrum upon Fart Smellerson in perpetuity. I don't have enough time to write a deeply worrying meth manifesto so please pretend this is a concerning reflection of my severely degraded mental capacity à la; I forgot to include an irrelevant youtube video so here 1 18 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Hiscientist Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 Ermmmmm wut. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roq Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 May my former friend reconcile with all the glorious members of Oblivion! I know in his heart that he surrenders, and I hope you have it in your heart to forgive him for the trouble he has caused. The people at NPO fully support peace in our time with so few terms. Personally, I'd have required ten terms for each message he sent you guys, but being nice only hurts yourself in your long run. I wish for continued peace, and may the heroes of the war (Ockey5, Hidude, and Mayor) take a long deserved break from Oblivion and leave their charming 2ic in charge of the bank. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchy Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 He should have to rename his nation to Biggest Blackest Knights. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helium Raven Posted May 16 Author Share Posted May 16 4 hours ago, Sketchy said: He should have to rename his nation to Biggest Blackest Knights. it is right and just 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck Turgidson Posted May 16 Share Posted May 16 Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Thank you. 1 Are you originally from Earth, too? Proud owner of Harry's goat. It's mine now. I now own MinesomeMC's goat, too. It's starting to look like a herd. Yep, it is a herd. Aldwulf has added his goat, too, and it ain't Irish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helium Raven Posted May 16 Author Share Posted May 16 7 hours ago, Buck Turgidson said: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Thank you. Good one Fart Smellerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firwof Kromwell Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 (edited) On 5/16/2025 at 10:25 AM, Buck Turgidson said: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Thank you. aah yes it is ole pops, yes it is best regards to ya ole man, it's been while Edited May 18 by Firwof Kromwell I have Leinies n Modelos myself 1 I personally voice my own thought processes based on own desires of informational curiosity as well love for discussion based on questions & statements I made rather just trusting info like a collective hivemind Onlookers whom hop aboard the brainless bandwagon refusing inter-articulation based on assumed feelings, go give yo balls a tug ya tit fugger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helium Raven Posted May 19 Author Share Posted May 19 On 5/18/2025 at 10:46 AM, Firwof Kromwell said: n get off my post cheese-breath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firwof Kromwell Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 (edited) 5 hours ago, Helium Raven said: get off my post cheese-breath you don't tell me or anyone what to do or what is morally right/common sense ya pompous poesterous corvid. One would only know that though if face to face, but nothings wrong with the smell when (near) fresh cheese is highly sought-after(stinky cheese aside). At least I have some character too when it comes to variety. You're quite depressing thou having a very odorless, tasteless, colorless life, but still ways to work around that aye? Edited May 19 by Firwof Kromwell then again I'll put it to myself, I may be a stinky cheese, but how'd you know if I'm truly so if I wasn't tasted? 1 2 I personally voice my own thought processes based on own desires of informational curiosity as well love for discussion based on questions & statements I made rather just trusting info like a collective hivemind Onlookers whom hop aboard the brainless bandwagon refusing inter-articulation based on assumed feelings, go give yo balls a tug ya tit fugger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck Turgidson Posted May 19 Share Posted May 19 4 hours ago, Firwof Kromwell said: you don't tell me or anyone what to do or what is morally right/common sense ya pompous poesterous corvid. One would only know that though if face to face, but nothings wrong with the smell when (near) fresh cheese is highly sought-after(stinky cheese aside). At least I have some character too when it comes to variety. You're quite depressing thou having a very odorless, tasteless, colorless life, but still ways to work around that aye? Anyone who loves cheese knows that the stinkier the better. Le plus ça pu, le pluus c'est bon On 5/17/2025 at 8:46 PM, Firwof Kromwell said: aah yes it is ole pops, yes it is best regards to ya ole man, it's been while It has been too long indeed. I am older now, but none the wiser 1 1 Are you originally from Earth, too? Proud owner of Harry's goat. It's mine now. I now own MinesomeMC's goat, too. It's starting to look like a herd. Yep, it is a herd. Aldwulf has added his goat, too, and it ain't Irish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramona Posted May 21 Share Posted May 21 Should made the title pig latin like "Oblivion gonna get rolled for their TNs adlay" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mayor Posted May 21 Popular Post Share Posted May 21 With the closing of the Oblivion destroyed thread, I think we can safely say that Buck has surrendered to Oblivion. Oblivion won, as expected. 1 4 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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