[DoE / Peace] Introducing… Tulip

[EvilPiggyFooFoo]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Pigga & Co. (EVH)  Announces Groundbreaking Rebrand: Rose Becomes Tulip™ to Better Align with Gen Z Values, Aesthetics, and Vibe

April 29, 2025 —

After a month of intense negotiations, Pigga & Co. (EVH) is thrilled to announce the full restructuring and rebranding of Rose into… Tulip™ — a fresher, more emotionally resonant name designed for the modern attention span.

This strategic pivot is rooted in deep consumer insights gathered via TikTok duets, astrology girl engagement, and an anonymous survey where 73% of Gen Z respondents said “Rose feels like something my mom would use.” In contrast, Tulip™ reportedly “slaps,” “is giving soft launch energy,” and was described by one respondent as “lowkey a vibe.”

"We didn't just change a name," said Krampus, the new Chief Yap Officer at Pigga & Co. "We reinvented a legacy. Rose walked so Tulip™ could go viral."

The new Tulip™ brand will feature:

• Softer serifs and a pastel rebrand for “emotional relatability”
• A new FA head (suspected to be an AI-powered chat bot) who actually talks in public
• 30% more cuteness

For more information, please follow @TheRealTulip on TikTok, where we’ll be unpacking this transformation through a 47-part “day in the life of a Tulip girl” series.

 

About Pigga & Co. (EVH)

Pigga & Co. is a leading aggregator of late-night spreadsheets, niche internet references, and FA tism moments. Our mission is to make sure everyone’s lives are dedicated to nothing but PnW.

 

Tldr: The Tulip coalition surrenders to EVH/KT/SPC coalition, war ends on April 29, 2025 DC.

1. Rose/TFP/Penta Coalition Surrender to EVH/KT/TI/SPC Coalition
2. EVH and Rose agree to good faith diplomacy towards resetting relations
3. Rose, The Golden Horde, The Fighting Pacifists, Arkham Asylum, and all other members of the Rose faction of the current conflict that declared war on the World Task Force as part of Darkest Hour Deux for being a "member of SAIL" will acknowledge that they knew World Task Force wasn't then, nor was ever, a part of SAIL.
4. Mayhem agrees to approach and work on improving relations with GATO/Minesome; and resolve past issues
5. Both sides of the conflict agree to enter a 4 month NAP (Non-Aggression Pact) which ends on August 27, 2025 @ 8pm EST
6. The name of the war is: Pigga Strikes Back
7. All alliances go back to their pre-war color blocs
8. All wars declared before DC can be completed or peaced at the nations discretion. All wars declared post DC must be peaced.
9. The official end to the war is April 29, 2025 @ 8PM EST and so no new war declarations after this date/time.

 

In addition to these peace terms the following meme terms have been agreed to:

1. Rose changes its flag to a Tulip for two weeks
2. Rose / Arkham will each draw a picture of a frog for MILF
3. Velyni apologizes for introducing bugs to CTOwned
4. An embargo must be placed on https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=13622 for the duration of 48 hours

 

In addition to the standard NAP, the following clauses will be added to it and last for its duration:

1. KT/Myr/MILF Specific: Raids C25 and below are allowed between the specified alliances and Rose coalition and are to be treated as normal raids which can be countered. Mass raids are not allowed
2. No spy attacks between both sides
3. No proxy wars between both sides including hiring Arrgh / Pirate Wheels / Pirate Buy Outs
4. Any NAP violations or breaks should be resolved using good faith diplomacy
5. Repeated NAP violations or breaks will result in the termination of the NAP
6. Defense clause activation of existing and future M-level / O-level treaties trump the NAP.
7. NAP covers any merges/rebrands

 

The following alliances and their offshores/extensions/prots will be included in the NAP:

EVH/KT/TI/SPC Coalition:
EVH, KT, TI, SPC, WTF, UU, GATO, Rol, MILF, Vault-Tec, Myrmidons, Darkstar, Nemesys, The Aegis Order

Rose/TFP/Penta Coalition:

Rose, Arkham Asylum, The Golden Horde, United Purple Nations, Mayhem, Black Knights, Name Withheld, The Fighting Pacifists, United Socialist Nations, Antarctica Alliance, SFR Yugoslavia, Gallowglass, Yorkshire, Panem

 

Signatures:

Spoiler

Tulip Coalition

For Rose:

DiamondBlocker10, Emperor

Velyni Vas, High Justice 

Mako, High Justice 

George, Horizon Guard of FA 

 

For Mayhem: 

The Titan, Hegemon 

Tigerfire, Ascendent 

Greenhood, Ascendent 

Tuffmess, Remnant of IA 

Agamer, Remnant of Econ

Boyce the Great, Remnant of Milcom

RightHonorable, Greene, Tevron, Chancellors 

 

For BK: 

Brandon Donsberger - Emperor 

LoneTechWiz - Cabinet 

ExStratos - Cabinet 

Fluttershy - Cabinet 

 

For TFP:

Shwin, Shark 

Eriko, Facilitator 

Aligned, Facilitator 

Shock, Defender of Peace 

For Arkham: I am Batman 

 

For NW: 

REDACTED: Bezzers 

Overseer of Strategic Direction: Bug 

Overseer of Personnel Engagement: Shifty 

Overseer of Personnel Development: Oscar Green 

Overseer of External Outreach: Squeegee 

Overseer of Military Operations: Zom 

Overseer of Economic Development: Basil 

 

For UPN: 

Naaro - Prime Minister 

Cora - Chief of Staff 

Matt2004 - Chief of Staff 

 

For USN: 

Vanguards 

DarVolt 

Matrix 

Mmmm 

Councillors 

Ultraodan 

Aleksi II 

Friedrich Hielland 

Elias Pirkkonen

 

For TGH: 

The Great Khan: Kastor

Kiyat-Borjigin: Rein Dvorak

Elder: Rage

 

EVH/KT/TI/SPC Coalition:

For Event Horizon:

EvilPiggyFooFoo, Ascended

Xi Jinping, Ascended

Masked Titan, Harbinger of Chaos

Daveth, He Shamelessly Begged to Be Here

 

For Knights Templar:

Ducc Zucc, Grand Master

AlexiosKomnenos, Grand Chancellor

Penpiko, Grand Almoner

Nero, Grand Seneschal

Achilleus, Grand Marshal

 

For The Immortals: 

Lord Tyrion

The First

 

Latsu, Hurtfrosty

Cosmic Lord 

 

Raymond Reddington 

Primordial of Foreign Affairs 

 

Mbaku 

Primordial of Military Affairs

 

For Spectre:

Senior Directors: Arima, Jeric, Not Chezstick 

Shadow Directors: Kan0601, ToxicPepper, Turk182 

Overseer of FA: BigMac 

Overseer of MA: Superdead

 

For Myrmidons:

Denison, Ancient Hero 

Achilles the Great, Ancient Hero 

Kim Pockyman, Ancient Hero 

Zeus, God of Lightning

 

For World Task Force:

George Clooney, Grand WTFer

Nintendo, Supreme WTFer

 

For Global Alliance Treaty Organization:

MinesomeMC • Assembly Chairman 

Campbell I • Vice Chairman 

Patches • Chief Minister of Foreign Affairs 

General Assembly of GATO

 

For Republic of Libertas:

Cristobal, President 

Logiabutter, Chief of Staff 

Exiper, Foreign Advisor

 

For Man I Love Frogs:

Karan 

Gatorcock

Juuzou

 

For Vault-Tec:

SeedHunter

Congrats everyone for the war, it was a close one and fun. 

Shameless plug that I am exiting this game in the following week, everyone is welcome to my retirement party and I will be writing a sappy farewell letter (state-mandated crying is required, failure to comply will be sent for a night with Krampus, our new Chief Yap Officer at EVH).

Edited May 6 by EvilPiggyFooFoo

[The Titan]

Peace in our time

[Monti]

Pigga will be missed. Peace in our time.

[George Clooney]

This one was enjoyable.  Good luck rebuilding everyone.  A salute to my allies, it was well planned and well executed.

Piggy, you are prohibited from becoming a stranger.

[MBaku]

Tulip man bad

[Mac]

[Fikingdom]

Congrats on peace folks! 

[penpiko]

Fake, I’d never sign off on peace with Rose

[Bofa D Snuttz]

Tulip gives horse girl kween vibes fr

[Carnage1]

Well fought everyone, it was an honor.

[Eleazar]

[Uncle Iroh]

According to flower language the red tulips symbolize perfect love, romance, and passion. Take with that what you will.

[Tactical Eclipse]

13 minutes ago, EvilPiggyFooFoo said:

The name of the war is: Pigga Strikes Back

and now we wait for episode 6: Return of the Pigga

[Corvidae]

Not to deride a peace agreement but referencing the posting here, you guys fought for exactly 30 days and signed into a Non-Aggression pact for four months.

Locking up 1/4th of the [active] game into a NAP for a third of the year from less-than-a-month of fighting is cowardly and frankly plays more into Rose's hands than the alleged victor's.

 

I know people rarely care, especially gov who are ditching the game anyway, but it's sad to see careless peace deals like these. NAPs set the stage for stagnant politics by removing potential coalitions or partnerships within specific windows, it takes the dynamism out of the game and creates an environment where your incentive to fight a war is not in an interesting CB but rather in the end result of guaranteed safe growth for X months.

Here's the kicker though: Safely growing in perpetuity is killing this game, the same way the lack of updates coming from the dev team are.

 

Congrats on an interesting war bookended by a poorly-thought peace deal.

[Rageproject]

The Aegis Order was part of the war?

I just learned something new. 

[Daveth]

Let the record show that @Kastor did not, in fact, ever get back to us. SAD.

[SleepingNinja]

All Kastor does is lie.

[Malichy]

Enjoyable war, fought with new friends against some old friends. That's what it's all about. Looking forward to the peace. Good luck all!  

[Szgwuere Ceegzuuhuuk]

Noice

 

[ToxicPepper]

Major props to the Rose coalition and specifically Rose for putting up a good fight, staying active, and performing multiple counter blitzes one of which came after we blundered badly in our beige cycling. Instead of doing nothing with the beige, you rebuilt and had a really good counter blitz. Most alliances wouldn’t have even bothered rebuilding and attempted the counter blitz so it’s important to recognize it when it happens. Appreciate you guys for keeping the war both fun and stressful at times. It was a war well fought. 

 

Shoutout to TI as well for really bouncing back strong and putting on a good performance this war.

 

GG everyone on both sides it was fun. 

[The Titan]

28 minutes ago, SleepingNinja said:

All Kastor does is lie.

Facts tbh

[Juuzou]

Good luck in your retirement, Pigga. It was a fun time and I hope you check back in time to time!

Very enjoyable war, thanks to @ToxicPepper for leading us from the front. I hope you get some sleep now.

Here are the glorious frogs provided by Rose and Arkham:

[DeathsGift66]

EvilPiggyFooFoo I will miss speaking pig-latin to you  You are required to come back so don't delete just VM

[The Titan]

36 minutes ago, Corvidae said:

Not to deride a peace agreement but referencing the posting here, you guys fought for exactly 30 days and signed into a Non-Aggression pact for four months.

Locking up 1/4th of the [active] game into a NAP for a third of the year from less-than-a-month of fighting is cowardly and frankly plays more into Rose's hands than the alleged victor's.

 

I know people rarely care, especially gov who are ditching the game anyway, but it's sad to see careless peace deals like these. NAPs set the stage for stagnant politics by removing potential coalitions or partnerships within specific windows, it takes the dynamism out of the game and creates an environment where your incentive to fight a war is not in an interesting CB but rather in the end result of guaranteed safe growth for X months.

Here's the kicker though: Safely growing in perpetuity is killing this game, the same way the lack of updates coming from the dev team are.

 

Congrats on an interesting war bookended by a poorly-thought peace deal.

If you'd like we can roll you for another 3 months

[Sybreal]

1 hour ago, penpiko said:

Fake, I’d never sign off on peace with Rose

You arent. You're signing off on peace with Tulip™.