Popular Post EvilPiggyFooFoo Posted April 30 Popular Post Share Posted April 30 (edited) FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Pigga & Co. (EVH) Announces Groundbreaking Rebrand: Rose Becomes Tulip™ to Better Align with Gen Z Values, Aesthetics, and Vibe April 29, 2025 — After a month of intense negotiations, Pigga & Co. (EVH) is thrilled to announce the full restructuring and rebranding of Rose into… Tulip™ — a fresher, more emotionally resonant name designed for the modern attention span. This strategic pivot is rooted in deep consumer insights gathered via TikTok duets, astrology girl engagement, and an anonymous survey where 73% of Gen Z respondents said “Rose feels like something my mom would use.” In contrast, Tulip™ reportedly “slaps,” “is giving soft launch energy,” and was described by one respondent as “lowkey a vibe.” "We didn't just change a name," said Krampus, the new Chief Yap Officer at Pigga & Co. "We reinvented a legacy. Rose walked so Tulip™ could go viral." The new Tulip™ brand will feature: Softer serifs and a pastel rebrand for “emotional relatability” A new FA head (suspected to be an AI-powered chat bot) who actually talks in public 30% more cuteness For more information, please follow @TheRealTulip on TikTok, where we’ll be unpacking this transformation through a 47-part “day in the life of a Tulip girl” series. About Pigga & Co. (EVH) Pigga & Co. is a leading aggregator of late-night spreadsheets, niche internet references, and FA tism moments. Our mission is to make sure everyone’s lives are dedicated to nothing but PnW. Tldr: The Tulip coalition surrenders to EVH/KT/SPC coalition, war ends on April 29, 2025 DC. Rose/TFP/Penta Coalition Surrender to EVH/KT/TI/SPC Coalition EVH and Rose agree to good faith diplomacy towards resetting relations Rose, The Golden Horde, The Fighting Pacifists, Arkham Asylum, and all other members of the Rose faction of the current conflict that declared war on the World Task Force as part of Darkest Hour Deux for being a "member of SAIL" will acknowledge that they knew World Task Force wasn't then, nor was ever, a part of SAIL. Mayhem agrees to approach and work on improving relations with GATO/Minesome; and resolve past issues Both sides of the conflict agree to enter a 4 month NAP (Non-Aggression Pact) which ends on August 27, 2025 @ 8pm EST The name of the war is: Pigga Strikes Back All alliances go back to their pre-war color blocs All wars declared before DC can be completed or peaced at the nations discretion. All wars declared post DC must be peaced. The official end to the war is April 29, 2025 @ 8PM EST and so no new war declarations after this date/time. In addition to these peace terms the following meme terms have been agreed to: Rose changes its flag to a Tulip for two weeks Rose / Arkham will each draw a picture of a frog for MILF Velyni apologizes for introducing bugs to CTOwned An embargo must be placed on https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=13622 for the duration of 48 hours In addition to the standard NAP, the following clauses will be added to it and last for its duration: KT/Myr/MILF Specific: Raids C25 and below are allowed between the specified alliances and Rose coalition and are to be treated as normal raids which can be countered. Mass raids are not allowed No spy attacks between both sides No proxy wars between both sides including hiring Arrgh / Pirate Wheels / Pirate Buy Outs Any NAP violations or breaks should be resolved using good faith diplomacy Repeated NAP violations or breaks will result in the termination of the NAP Defense clause activation of existing and future M-level / O-level treaties trump the NAP. NAP covers any merges/rebrands The following alliances and their offshores/extensions/prots will be included in the NAP: EVH/KT/TI/SPC Coalition: EVH, KT, TI, SPC, WTF, UU, GATO, Rol, MILF, Vault-Tec, Myrmidons, Darkstar, Nemesys, The Aegis Order Rose/TFP/Penta Coalition: Rose, Arkham Asylum, The Golden Horde, United Purple Nations, Mayhem, Black Knights, Name Withheld, The Fighting Pacifists, United Socialist Nations, Antarctica Alliance, SFR Yugoslavia, Gallowglass, Yorkshire, Panem Signatures: Spoiler Tulip Coalition For Rose: DiamondBlocker10, Emperor Velyni Vas, High Justice Mako, High Justice George, Horizon Guard of FA For Mayhem: The Titan, Hegemon Tigerfire, Ascendent Greenhood, Ascendent Tuffmess, Remnant of IA Agamer, Remnant of Econ Boyce the Great, Remnant of Milcom RightHonorable, Greene, Tevron, Chancellors For BK: Brandon Donsberger - Emperor LoneTechWiz - Cabinet ExStratos - Cabinet Fluttershy - Cabinet For TFP: Shwin, Shark Eriko, Facilitator Aligned, Facilitator Shock, Defender of Peace For Arkham: I am Batman For NW: REDACTED: Bezzers Overseer of Strategic Direction: Bug Overseer of Personnel Engagement: Shifty Overseer of Personnel Development: Oscar Green Overseer of External Outreach: Squeegee Overseer of Military Operations: Zom Overseer of Economic Development: Basil For UPN: Naaro - Prime Minister Cora - Chief of Staff Matt2004 - Chief of Staff For USN: Vanguards DarVolt Matrix Mmmm Councillors Ultraodan Aleksi II Friedrich Hielland Elias Pirkkonen For TGH: The Great Khan: Kastor Kiyat-Borjigin: Rein Dvorak Elder: Rage EVH/KT/TI/SPC Coalition: For Event Horizon: EvilPiggyFooFoo, Ascended Xi Jinping, Ascended Masked Titan, Harbinger of Chaos Daveth, He Shamelessly Begged to Be Here For Knights Templar: Ducc Zucc, Grand Master AlexiosKomnenos, Grand Chancellor Penpiko, Grand Almoner Nero, Grand Seneschal Achilleus, Grand Marshal For The Immortals: Lord Tyrion The First Latsu, Hurtfrosty Cosmic Lord Raymond Reddington Primordial of Foreign Affairs Mbaku Primordial of Military Affairs For Spectre: Senior Directors: Arima, Jeric, Not Chezstick Shadow Directors: Kan0601, ToxicPepper, Turk182 Overseer of FA: BigMac Overseer of MA: Superdead For Myrmidons: Denison, Ancient Hero Achilles the Great, Ancient Hero Kim Pockyman, Ancient Hero Zeus, God of Lightning For World Task Force: George Clooney, Grand WTFer Nintendo, Supreme WTFer For Global Alliance Treaty Organization: MinesomeMC • Assembly Chairman Campbell I • Vice Chairman Patches • Chief Minister of Foreign Affairs General Assembly of GATO For Republic of Libertas: Cristobal, President Logiabutter, Chief of Staff Exiper, Foreign Advisor For Man I Love Frogs: Karan Gatorcock Juuzou For Vault-Tec: SeedHunter Congrats everyone for the war, it was a close one and fun. Shameless plug that I am exiting this game in the following week, everyone is welcome to my retirement party and I will be writing a sappy farewell letter (state-mandated crying is required, failure to comply will be sent for a night with Krampus, our new Chief Yap Officer at EVH). Edited May 6 by EvilPiggyFooFoo 33 2 9 1 Quote Order fresh quality ads, flags, and graphics at Makin'Bacon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Titan Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Peace in our time 2 Quote Peace in our time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monti Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Pigga will be missed. Peace in our time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Clooney Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 This one was enjoyable. Good luck rebuilding everyone. A salute to my allies, it was well planned and well executed. Piggy, you are prohibited from becoming a stranger. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MBaku Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Tulip man bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fikingdom Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Congrats on peace folks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post penpiko Posted April 30 Popular Post Share Posted April 30 Fake, I’d never sign off on peace with Rose 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bofa D Snuttz Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Tulip gives horse girl kween vibes fr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnage1 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Well fought everyone, it was an honor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Eleazar Posted April 30 Popular Post Share Posted April 30 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Iroh Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 According to flower language the red tulips symbolize perfect love, romance, and passion. Take with that what you will. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Eclipse Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 13 minutes ago, EvilPiggyFooFoo said: The name of the war is: Pigga Strikes Back and now we wait for episode 6: Return of the Pigga 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvidae Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Not to deride a peace agreement but referencing the posting here, you guys fought for exactly 30 days and signed into a Non-Aggression pact for four months. Locking up 1/4th of the [active] game into a NAP for a third of the year from less-than-a-month of fighting is cowardly and frankly plays more into Rose's hands than the alleged victor's. I know people rarely care, especially gov who are ditching the game anyway, but it's sad to see careless peace deals like these. NAPs set the stage for stagnant politics by removing potential coalitions or partnerships within specific windows, it takes the dynamism out of the game and creates an environment where your incentive to fight a war is not in an interesting CB but rather in the end result of guaranteed safe growth for X months. Here's the kicker though: Safely growing in perpetuity is killing this game, the same way the lack of updates coming from the dev team are. Congrats on an interesting war bookended by a poorly-thought peace deal. 5 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rageproject Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 The Aegis Order was part of the war? I just learned something new. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Daveth Posted April 30 Popular Post Share Posted April 30 Let the record show that @Kastor did not, in fact, ever get back to us. SAD. 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepingNinja Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 All Kastor does is lie. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malichy Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Enjoyable war, fought with new friends against some old friends. That's what it's all about. Looking forward to the peace. Good luck all! 3 Quote MofFA United Purple Nations Former Grosskomtur, FA Minister and Spitler (IA) -Teutonic Order. Former Reclusiarch (IA) - UPN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szgwuere Ceegzuuhuuk Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Noice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ToxicPepper Posted April 30 Popular Post Share Posted April 30 Major props to the Rose coalition and specifically Rose for putting up a good fight, staying active, and performing multiple counter blitzes one of which came after we blundered badly in our beige cycling. Instead of doing nothing with the beige, you rebuilt and had a really good counter blitz. Most alliances wouldn’t have even bothered rebuilding and attempted the counter blitz so it’s important to recognize it when it happens. Appreciate you guys for keeping the war both fun and stressful at times. It was a war well fought. Shoutout to TI as well for really bouncing back strong and putting on a good performance this war. GG everyone on both sides it was fun. 11 1 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Titan Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 28 minutes ago, SleepingNinja said: All Kastor does is lie. Facts tbh 3 Quote Peace in our time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Juuzou Posted April 30 Popular Post Share Posted April 30 Good luck in your retirement, Pigga. It was a fun time and I hope you check back in time to time! Very enjoyable war, thanks to @ToxicPepper for leading us from the front. I hope you get some sleep now. Here are the glorious frogs provided by Rose and Arkham: 12 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathsGift66 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 EvilPiggyFooFoo I will miss speaking pig-latin to you You are required to come back so don't delete just VM 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Titan Posted April 30 Popular Post Share Posted April 30 36 minutes ago, Corvidae said: Not to deride a peace agreement but referencing the posting here, you guys fought for exactly 30 days and signed into a Non-Aggression pact for four months. Locking up 1/4th of the [active] game into a NAP for a third of the year from less-than-a-month of fighting is cowardly and frankly plays more into Rose's hands than the alleged victor's. I know people rarely care, especially gov who are ditching the game anyway, but it's sad to see careless peace deals like these. NAPs set the stage for stagnant politics by removing potential coalitions or partnerships within specific windows, it takes the dynamism out of the game and creates an environment where your incentive to fight a war is not in an interesting CB but rather in the end result of guaranteed safe growth for X months. Here's the kicker though: Safely growing in perpetuity is killing this game, the same way the lack of updates coming from the dev team are. Congrats on an interesting war bookended by a poorly-thought peace deal. If you'd like we can roll you for another 3 months 7 3 Quote Peace in our time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybreal Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 1 hour ago, penpiko said: Fake, I’d never sign off on peace with Rose You arent. You're signing off on peace with Tulip™. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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