Popular Post EvilPiggyFooFoo Posted March 31 Popular Post Share Posted March 31 (edited) TL;DR: Last July, The Golden Horde and Rose made hollow promises and falsely guaranteed peace and a reset of relations with Event Horizon. Under pressure from TGH and Rose, EVH was coerced into war against The Immortals, implicitly warned that refusal would result in us becoming a target ourselves. Despite EVH honoring its commitments and actively working toward resetting political ties, Rose and TGH shamelessly broke their word. They hypocritically leveraged a "Protecting The Immortals" narrative to justify dogpiling EVH with a coalition four times larger than our min bloc. Event Horizon declares war on Rosephere. Enjoy the fireworks and the screenshot gallery below. I brought a coalition smaller than yours with me. Let's see you win this one.Ā Ā Ā In early July 2024, Kastor / TGH suggested for EVH to hit The Immortals after they split from House. Spoiler Ā Kastor, representing Rosesphere, asked for a voice call: Spoiler Ā What was in the voice call you asked? Great question! Hereās a snippet of the transcript and probably the biggest takeaways from this post: Spoiler (āsaleā means āSAILā in the transcript above) Ā After this call, TGH continued pressuring EVH, even orchestrating timelines and discouraging alliances from supporting TI. In fact, Rose rejected TIās request for an MDP with prior knowledge of EVHās imminent attack, only to hypocritically use that same attack as their justification for war. Spoiler Ā After the call, while we were glad to have a war and not be rolled by half of the game, admittedly, this is not what the war we would have wanted: Spoiler (FA DMs immediately after the call) Ā (FA DMs on how to communicate to Tyrion on this war was not the one we had intended) Ā Where was Rose in all of this? Well 1.) Kastor ran the plan past them according to the transcript, 2.) They reassured us that as long as we didnāt look at Penta (not TI), there would be no conflict between us. And 3.) They rejected TIās MDP request to enable the war to happen. Spoiler Ā However, their entire rhetoric changed one day after the war: Ā I will let the screenshots do most of the talking.Ā Rose/TGH - Before you respond, make sure they arenāt one of these arguments: Ā Response to: We didnāt know, it was just Kastor! Spoiler We still have all the reasons to pursue this war because of TGH Rose, then why did you warn TI of the impending war but refused their M proposal. If you cared so much about them and this wasnāt a plot, why didnāt you just M them? Even if you truly didnāt know, you still broke your promise of peace and hit us with a coalition 4x the size of EVH-KT-LoD And I donāt know, man, Kastor said he communicated with the coalitionā¦ maybe you guys can figure out amongst yourselves whoās lying Keep us posted, mkay? Ā Response to: We TrIeD rEsEtTiNg TiEs WiTh YoU mUlTiPlE tImEs Spoiler Yes, you did. But why should I reset ties with a group that broke the promise of resetting last time. In fact, when one of Rose gov reached out to reset, they admittedly didnāt even read up on the RoH (which Krampus had linked to them previously) on why we were unhappy with Rose. Not only do you refuse to acknowledge a wrong, you didnāt even bother to understand why we felt wronged. That to me feels like the most insincere excuse ever. We get it, youāre not actually sorry and you just donāt want to get hit. But gosh atleast pretend, a pornstar has better acting skills than you.Ā Ā Response to: New year new Rose - we are a different gov! Spoiler I found this to be the funniest argument coming from yāall.Ā Kastor - you were in all of the screenshots above George - you were literally in the group chat where the guarantees were made. In fact, you were the first one to jump on the moral superiority argument in talking about how you were defending TIās honor Vexz and Kram and everyone else - you were all literally in Rose shadow gov busy getting your bank looted. While I gave Velyni Vas credit and was amicable to talking with him, heās now gone, and the rest of you donāt get to use that argument. Besides, just because you changed out two members of your gov doesnāt mean the entire sphere gets to magically be forgiven for everything. Ā Response to: You also big coalition, you tied to T$ and Grumpy Spoiler Yeah, but we didnāt bring them into this war, did we? I like to think that this war: Is more fair than this war: Thoughts? No? Yeah, I know thinking is hard for your sphere. Ā Response to: EVH man bad, you also did XYZ Spoiler I agreeāEVH isnāt perfect, we've certainly made mistakes. But you were the ones who explicitly determined our relationship was "reset," meaning bygones were bygones, right until you conveniently changed your mind. The key difference is EVH didnāt lie to you by pretending to accept Roseās reset this time around. We were clear and upfront from the start that it wasnāt happening. Next time, just say it straightāspare us the plot where you push us into hitting TI and then circle back after you're finished with SAIL. Ā Win or lose. This will be my last war, and I am going to severely enjoy it Nothing like an anxiety-inducing close fight. Hope the spice and drama have brought some joy to peopleās lives. Edited March 31 by EvilPiggyFooFoo 61 1 Quote Order fresh quality ads, flags, and graphics atĀ Makin'Bacon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Daveth Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 (edited) @Vexz @Rose here's a song for you. Also, just wanna throw it out there it's pitch perfect irony to hit Pentaforce and Rose, *with* The Immortals. Edited March 31 by Daveth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukimiya Kenyu Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 1 Quote That one Blue Lock fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duluth Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 yeah Kastor def did this shit Ā 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szgwuere Ceegzuuhuuk Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 (edited) Lmao WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR EVH best **ROSE BAD** :party: Edited March 31 by Szgwuere Ceegzuuhuuk Meme 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Boltzlem Posted March 31 Popular Post Share Posted March 31 The real crime here is using Google MeetsĀ š¤¢ Ā That's a Valid CB alone. 14 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KindaEpicMoah Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 17 minutes ago, penpiko said: 8/10 not enough people saying kill yourself NOW 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Tech Posted March 31 Popular Post Share Posted March 31 MY !@#$ IS THROBBING RIGHT NOW!! EVENTISTAN STRIKES BACK!! OUR HOLY LAND WILL BE LIBERATED!! EVENTISTANOPLE SHALL BE OURS ONCE AGAIN! GLORY TO THE SHINING CITY!! ISROSE SHALL NO LONGER OPPRESS US!! LUBE WILL NOT BE USED!!!!!!! SELLING SOUVENIR SHIRTS IN BULK TO FUND WAR EFFORT, DM IF INTERESTED. Ā 10 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shock Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 18 minutes ago, EvilPiggyFooFoo said: Win or lose. This will be my last war, and I am going to severely enjoy it Nothing like an anxiety-inducing close fight. Hope the spice and drama have brought some joy to peopleās lives. If this part is true, hope all is well and you don't completely leave the community. Looking forward to a good fight. 4 Quote "There is a moment..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penpiko Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 7 minutes ago, KindaEpicMoah said: 8/10 not enough people saying kill yourself NOW do you volunteerĀ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totally Hatebi Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 IM ACTUALLY GOING TO SCREAM. PLEASE STOP DECLARING WARS DURING MY ASSESMENT WEEEEK. š Ā Ā :((((((( 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KindaEpicMoah Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 (edited) 1 hour ago, penpiko said: do you volunteerĀ Edited March 31 by KindaEpicMoah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Gary Scott Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 (edited) Consent is everythingĀ Edited March 31 by Michael Gary Scott Quote Ā Ā Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Buorhann Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 (edited) Imagine your DoW being "Kastor told us to do this". EDIT: Wait.Ā Wait.Ā I read all of the screenshots.Ā Are you kidding me?Ā You're literally pinning this on "Kastor told us to do this" then you're "feeling bad" about hitting TI?Ā Hold on. Didn't you guys get buttmad at Rose/Sing coalition not allowing you guys to get a surrender from TI?Ā Ā What the hell kind of Olympic jumping are we doing here??? 'How do I talk to Tyrion about this?'Ā Ā Gee, I don't know.Ā Should've just ended the war when it was a surefire victory.Ā I also remember Tyrion wanting the coalition to put in "EVH needs to give us back all our loot" too. Good fricking lord. Edited March 31 by Buorhann 3 5 Quote Warrior of Dio Ā https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sybreal Posted March 31 Popular Post Share Posted March 31 Big Farma keeps funding these wars to drive up food prices. 13 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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