Popular Post Sketchy Posted February 13 Popular Post Share Posted February 13 Β Behold the feeble and diminutive size of the orangutan brain. These dimwitted, primitive creatures fumble aimlessly through life, unable to function at a higher level of thinking. Despite our many attempts, communication with these creatures has been impossible. Their small, peanut-sized brains lack the ability to process basic information and apply critical thinking. Even compared to the meatsacks that populate this world, their inferior minds buzzing with inconsequential, fleeting thoughts, the orangutans are a truly special breed of imbecile. We have exhausted a wide array of strategies in our attempts to bridge this intellectual chasm. First, we developed a series of visual aids, but the orangutans got aggressive, and attempted to eat them. And so we turned to science, tracing the evolutionary path of these creatures, we determined their evolutionary betters, the chimpanzees. We bred a race of super chimpanzees. Unfortunately these chimpanzees proved too smart to communicate with the orangutans. But the undeniable superiority of our minds prevailed, and after a careful precision lobotomy, we were able to create a race of chimpanzees sufficiently capable of communicating with the orangutans at their intellectual level. At last, progress! The lobotomized chimpanzees, now possessing just the right balance of intellect and idiocy, were able to establish a rudimentary rapport with the orangutans. It was a breakthrough unlike any other, two species, once separated by an insurmountable cognitive abyss, now capable of exchanging simple, albeit mostly nonsensical gestures. But, in our boundless wisdom, we had solved one problem only to create another. The chimpanzees, once too intelligent for the orangutans, were now too idiotic for us. They stared at us with vacant expressions, drooling slightly, occasionally smacking themselves in the head for no reason. However, this short peace was fleeting. It began with a misunderstanding, perhaps inevitable, given the intellectual devastation we had wrought. One chimpanzee, in a moment of uncharacteristic inspiration, attempted to stack three rocks on top of each other. An orangutan, watching from a distance, misinterpreted this act as a declaration of war. Out of control, the apes had escaped, and were now at war with one another. Singularity declares war on The Knights Radiant. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Iβm going to keep this short. Weβve already hashed this out in public many times. We thought we had settled it, but alas, you guys decided to push more narratives out. Apparently even to your own members. You knew I had logs. I quoted them to you directly. You guys have denied the allegations repeatedly, to our faces, despite knowing we had the smoking gun. Never any valid explanations, just denial and gaslighting. I can only assume you figured weβd never release them, or that weβd never do something as crazy as build 2000 nukes and 5000 missiles and solo suicide into you over it. Well, we are. Hereβs the log of you saying how perfectly fine you were to abandon your coalition partners in One Day War. Β Weβve heard all the excuses. We werenβt satisfied with any of them. Naturally, the odds here arenβt exactly in our favour. Surely you have some people you can call in. But youβve been fighting for 2 months already. We sat and watched, and waited. Your infra is shredded. No matter what happens, itβs all gonna be gone when this war ends. And we are gonna have fun doing it. We appreciate the efforts by certain parties to include us in a global nap. Unfortunately, weβll have to decline. We could have skated by, unscathed, taken the nice gift wrapped extended peace period. But thatβs boring. This game is boring. And we are bored. So war it is. PS: Denison, your attempts to get various people to hit us have not gone unnoticed. Unfortunately for you, we are far more effective at getting ourselves hit than youβll ever be. I figure since youβll never be listed in a thread about any major event in the game, ever again, Iβd do you a solid and mention you here. Shout out to my boy, hopefully youβll stop hiding in beige now. PSPS: And yeah, Epi was right. Food is gonna be cooked. Stockpile your bananas while you can guys, no telling how much will be left when we are done. Β 27 1 9 12 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Leviafan Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 well poor farmer from all the orbis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Abaddon Posted February 13 Popular Post Share Posted February 13 (edited) Edited February 14 by Abaddon 2 25 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anri Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 No one deserves this. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Themonia Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 5 minutes ago, Tartarus said: Listen man you can't bring this to the forums 1 5 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Prophet of Profit Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 10 minutes ago, Sketchy said: I can only assume you figured weβd never release them, or that weβd never do something as crazy as build 2000 nukes and 5000 missiles and solo suicide into you over it. Well, we are. The Great Famine has begun. Β Gotta admit, based for there being repercussions on the 1 day war.Β 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James McJames Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 5 minutes ago, Themonia said: Listen man you can't bring this to the forums hell yeah we can 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leviafan Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Anri said: No one deserves this. the food deserved this - ibrawolf Β Edited February 13 by Leviafan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shock Posted February 13 Popular Post Share Posted February 13 10 minutes ago, Sketchy said: But thatβs boring. This game is boring. And we are bored. So war it is. Abaddon when I ask him to pass me the butter: 8 Quote "There is a moment..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josiah E Bartlet Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 6 minutes ago, Themonia said: Listen man you can't bring this to the forums Shhhh, let him cook. 5 Quote The Republic of Duvastan Duvastan Factbook - President Josiah Edward Bartlet - Vice President Robert Russell Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leviafan Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 7 minutes ago, Josiah E Bartlet said: Shhhh, let him cook. cook me some noodle then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josiah E Bartlet Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 4 minutes ago, Leviafan said: cook me some noodle then 1 Quote The Republic of Duvastan Duvastan Factbook - President Josiah Edward Bartlet - Vice President Robert Russell Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shwin Posted February 13 Popular Post Share Posted February 13 Monke see actual DoW with logs Monke happy 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kohai Ky Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 12 minutes ago, Themonia said: Listen man you can't bring this to the forums Looks to me like he can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet of Profit Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 13 minutes ago, Themonia said: Listen man you can't bring this to the forums Why not? Mods don't check here, haven't you seen all the ad bots? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kohai Ky Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 12 minutes ago, Shock said: Abaddon when I ask him to pass me the butter: this is beyond accurate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Themonia Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 7 minutes ago, Emperor Adam said: Why not? Mods don't check here, haven't you seen all the ad bots? Clearly the moderators are very involved.. Β Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 Β gl too all lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 And considering that TKR just ruined their attempt to repair relations with Rose...Β Β this will be a interesting year for them. 5 Quote Warrior of Dio Β https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ππ»πΌ. ππΎπ¬π²πͺπ·πͺ Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 oh boy... here it goes Quote "You take a look in the mirror, And you see me..." The Goddess of Envy ~ Luciana The Almighty Empress (Leader) of Inazuma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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