Sol Farmer Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 (edited) Death & Neutrality Odin Emperor Ifee II was enjoying his morning horn of mead and coffee when an ice giant's stray boulder slammed into the god's mountain home. As it so happens, the contractor whom built the Odin Ifee's home neglected to follow code for stone buildings and sadly, we report that the Odin was squashed to rebirth by a five thousand ton stone pillar. His breakfast biscuit and coffee horn were left unscathed, as was Goadin, his beloved squirrel. Fortunately, as it was morning the world's cauldron was piping hot and a freshly reborn Odin climbed out. He looks a little different and goes by a different name; but rest assured he will be just as good if not even greater and even stronger. And he assures us his mountain home will be rebuilt using current building codes and union laborers. The new Odin has chosen to be known by the common name of 'Greatnate'. All Hail Greatnate! Long shall he reign. Neutrality. The Council of Deity has recently come to agreement that Asgard shall henceforth be a neutral alliance. What does this entail? We will remain neutral in all conflicts not involving members of Asgard. We will continue to have a strict no-raiding policy and will not tolerate raids against Asgardians; raiders can expect retailiaton. We henceforth shall not enter into any non-economic treaties and all previous treaties will be nullified within their agreed upon time-frames. In other news, with the rebirth of an Odin a shake-up in the government of Asgard has commenced. An announcement shall be forthcoming detailing the changes. <edited for clarity & to fit the mold of neutrality; thanks El Pinchazo> Edited February 8, 2015 by Sol Farmer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfrey Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Congrats on your new found neutrality! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory House Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 o/ Neutrality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELPINCHAZO Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 "If a fellow neutral alliance is aggrieved we will support them, if requested, and as deemed fit by the Odin, Thor, and Council of Deity." I'm sorry but nowhere does that fit the accepted definition of neutrality. If 'neutral' alliances are working together they aren't neutral. Also,if the other neutral alliances accept this,then neither are they. tl;dr = you just said you weren't taking sides and then said which side you were on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Farmer Posted February 8, 2015 Author Share Posted February 8, 2015 (edited) Alright I'll update it, ElPinchazo; that clause has been removed. We're neutral and we shan't support anyone but our own Asgardian membership. Edited February 8, 2015 by Sol Farmer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELPINCHAZO Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 (edited) could you please clarify if you'd first discussed that with the other neutral AAs before posting this? Edited February 8, 2015 by ELPINCHAZO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Farmer Posted February 8, 2015 Author Share Posted February 8, 2015 To clarify, no other AA's were aware of our decision. I just woke up and for some reason including that clause made sense to my sleep addled brain. I stand corrected and our policy is completely neutral; we aid no one but ourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Johnson Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 So this rebirth and declaration of neutrality comes with coordinated attacks on an alliance leader in revenge for a raid that happened weeks ago? Interesting Arrgh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 2 Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Arrgh neutral? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Farmer Posted February 9, 2015 Author Share Posted February 9, 2015 Members of Asgard are simply retaliating for raids on a leader of Asgard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Farmer Posted February 9, 2015 Author Share Posted February 9, 2015 Blue marvel had computer troubles, thus the delay in retaliation. Blue marvel had computer troubles, thus the delay in retaliation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Interesting! Best of luck to you, Greatnate, and to Asgard as a whole. I can respect neutrality, when done respectfully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonnorman Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Being neutral is an insult to odin and valhalla will never be reached by your alliance. Peace be with you but valhalla will not be with your peace 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Being neutral is an insult to odin and valhalla will never be reached by your alliance. Peace be with you but valhalla will not be with your peace 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobeard Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Quote "Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Congratulations on your neutrality.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 (edited) Neutrals.... They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight Edited February 9, 2015 by King Wally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisha Greyjoy Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Alright I'll update it, ElPinchazo; that clause has been removed. We're neutral and we shan't support anyone but our own Asgardian membership. Wishy washy. 1 Quote Duke of House Greyjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grillick Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Alright I'll update it, ElPinchazo; that clause has been removed. We're neutral and we shan't support anyone but our own Asgardian membership.Way to let an outside party determine your foreign policy. Very neutral. So wow. Quote "It's hard to be a team player when you're omnipotent." - Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisha Greyjoy Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 It was very weak and pathetic, which is pretty much how people see neutrals, so there is that. 1 Quote Duke of House Greyjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sol Farmer Posted February 9, 2015 Author Share Posted February 9, 2015 What I'm most dissapointed with is no one has commented on my attempt at humor. I mean, Goadin the pet squirrel? C'mon. The survival of the mead/Coffee horn is a tad more interesting than neutrality declarations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarke Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Congrats, though I'm not sure this changes anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filthy Fifths Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Arrgh! You lads be protected by GEA as well? Quote "In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labor; in this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour look or two at choking. No, a merry life and a short one, shall be my motto." - Bartholomew "Black Bart" Roberts Green Enforcement Agency will rise again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 o/ Elpinchazo Quote Second in Command of UPN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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