We declare war on the Cowardly Coalition for the following reasons: World Task Force: No globals, no tasks, no force. United Purple Nations: We made you work with Syndicate. Ayyyy Lmao. United Socialist Nations: Join us, we have free food. The Lost Empire: We couldn't find any of their wars but they’re supposed to be fighting. The Coal Mines: Should’ve gone nuclear. Carthago: Hannibal lost more elephants to winter than war but Carthago lost them to a vacation. The Syndicate: Tax