We declare war on the Cowardly Coalition for the following reasons:
World Task Force: No globals, no tasks, no force.
United Purple Nations: We made you work with Syndicate. Ayyyy Lmao.
United Socialist Nations: Join us, we have free food.
The Lost Empire: We couldn't find any of their wars but they’re supposed to be fighting.
The Coal Mines: Should’ve gone nuclear.
Carthago: Hannibal lost more elephants to winter than war but Carthago lost them to a vacation.
The Syndicate: Tax
We declare war on the Cowardly Coalition for the following reasons:
World Task Force: No globals, no tasks, no force.
United Purple Nations: We made you work with Syndicate. Ayyyy Lmao.
United Socialist Nations: Join us, we have free food.
The Lost Empire: We couldn't find any of their wars but they’re supposed to be fighting.
The Coal Mines: Should’ve gone nuclear.
Carthago: Hannibal lost more elephants to winter than war but Carthago lost them to a vacation.
The Syndicate: Tax