Grillick Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Attention Orbis! The Green Protection Agency would like to announce that an election has been held for the post of Triumvir of Foreign Affairs. This election was necessitated by the dastardly abandonment of the alliance performed by the vile Kurdanak of Sinkleraken (or some !@#$. Who the hell knows how that !@#$ spells his nation name?), who left the alliance to become a disgusting, stinky flower without any advance notice to the rest of us. I was elected to replace him, which is bad news for everybody, because you all know how terrible I am at smoothing over relations. They say that a good foreign affairs official will act like lubricant to make the gears of international diplomacy run well. Unfortunately, I think grease and oil are disgusting, and nothing is good unless it is completely dry, so you shouldn't expect any smooth-running international diplomacy for the next six months. That being said, the Green Protection Agency remains neutral, and will not participate in any interalliance disputes anywhere on Orbis, no matter how much you may cry and ask for it. So yeah, that's that. I will be establishing my embassies in the next couple of weeks. In summary: Kurdanak is stupid and smelly. Each and every one of these alliances in this stupid world are ridiculous and poorly-run (except for Socialist International - that one is just sad). And I guess it's my job to make friends with all of you. Woot. 5 Quote "It's hard to be a team player when you're omnipotent." - Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phiney Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 10/10 top voting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Sorry to hear that. 1 Quote _________________________________________________________________ <Jroc> I heard \ is an anagram of cocaine<\> I can't be rearranged into a line, I already am a line. --Foxburo Wiki-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegoz Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Democracy at its finest. Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grillick Posted November 19, 2014 Author Share Posted November 19, 2014 Seriously, I told them not to elect me. Begged them. I even had the voting period extended for another day to give more people a chance to vote, and all it accomplished was extending my lead. So basically, my alliance is terrible, and they want me to tell you all that you are too. So there it is. 1 Quote "It's hard to be a team player when you're omnipotent." - Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeon Helikos Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Those vile ,disgusting, stinky flowers must be eliminated! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iljohn Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Best kinda election so far Quote (^。^)y-.。o○ (-。-)y-゜゜゜ this is how i make my cloud http://i1371.photobucket.com/albums/ag291/petgangster/efb30519-f381-4330-a62b-11db0d2a058b_zpscilyk2rj.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroshima Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 U mad? Quote “I'm cheap and enjoy butchering” - Manthrax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Remember the name Grillick everybody, it's who you're going to be begging for mercy from when GPA takes over the world. I for one welcome our new neutral overlords, and congratulate GPA on their elections. 2 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samwise Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 We love to be verbally abused by Grillick. Some might say it's unhealthy, but the McRib is back and I'm already making poor health decisions. o/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adama Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 This is very passive aggressive of you. Don't worry Grillick, you will join us soon... soon... 1 Quote If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a roll. There is one you will follow. One who is the shining star, and he will lead you to beautiful places in the search of his own vanity. And when there is no more vanity to be found, he will leave you in darkness, as a fading memory of his own creation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greene Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 (edited) Wow, well congrats? Or condolences.. whichever applies better. Edited November 19, 2014 by Grealind 2 Quote Formerly known as Grealind of Resvernas (28 October 2014-29 August 2017) and Greene of Japan (29 August 2017-28 Septmber 2017) 7th Caretaker of Duat, the Deity Thoth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashland Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 (edited) A person who is a member of a Triumvirate is a "Triumvir". Just saying. But I'm sure that your alliance neutrality policy forbids you from taking declension advice from other alliances. Oh, and congratulations on your new post. Edited November 19, 2014 by Ashland Quote ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [10:47] you used to be the voice of irc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Juan Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 nothing is good unless it is completely dry no matter how much you may cry and ask for it. Pepper your angus, bois. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caillou Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 This is very passive aggressive of you. Don't worry Grillick, you will join us soon... soon... Couldn't have said it better myself. Quote [17:17:58] <&Ashland> I will give you hops if you say this phrase: [17:18:13] <&Ashland> "Man, I really wish Rose had allied BoC a couple months ago when we had the chance instead of picking Vanguard." [17:20:16] Man, I really wish Rose had allied BoC a couple months ago when we had the chance instead of picking Vanguard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grillick Posted November 19, 2014 Author Share Posted November 19, 2014 I'm really not sure where you guys get "passive" from. I think it's more like naked aggression toward Kurdanak. 1 Quote "It's hard to be a team player when you're omnipotent." - Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RagnarBuliwyf Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 We look forward to approve denying your embassy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 May God help the Neutral Menace ... ... because if one thing's certain in this life, it's that Grillick won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 !@#$ing neutrals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellhound Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 With grillik in charge of FA they won't be neutral for long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroshima Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 !@#$ neutrals Hey! We agree on something! Quote “I'm cheap and enjoy butchering” - Manthrax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Hey! We agree on something! do i know you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grillick Posted November 19, 2014 Author Share Posted November 19, 2014 It has come to my attention that some stupid alliances in this world prefer to conduct their diplomacy via an archaic chat device called Internet Relay Chat. Because I have evolved beyond such primitive means of communication, I have decided to appoint one of the GPA rank-and-file to serve as the Voice of Grillick in the Politics & War IRC. Don Juan of Nueva Granada has graciously agreed to accept the post. Quote "It's hard to be a team player when you're omnipotent." - Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwynn Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 Best election thread.... ever. Quote He's right, I'm such a stinker. Play my exceptional game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geronimo Posted November 19, 2014 Share Posted November 19, 2014 The right man on the right place! You're the right man to handle FA stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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