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Green Protection Agency Election Results!


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Attention Orbis!

 

The Green Protection Agency would like to announce that an election has been held for the post of Triumvir of Foreign Affairs.

 

This election was necessitated by the dastardly abandonment of the alliance performed by the vile Kurdanak of Sinkleraken (or some !@#$. Who the hell knows how that !@#$ spells his nation name?), who left the alliance to become a disgusting, stinky flower without any advance notice to the rest of us.

 

I was elected to replace him, which is bad news for everybody, because you all know how terrible I am at smoothing over relations.

 

They say that a good foreign affairs official will act like lubricant to make the gears of international diplomacy run well. Unfortunately, I think grease and oil are disgusting, and nothing is good unless it is completely dry, so you shouldn't expect any smooth-running international diplomacy for the next six months.

 

That being said, the Green Protection Agency remains neutral, and will not participate in any interalliance disputes anywhere on Orbis, no matter how much you may cry and ask for it.

 

So yeah, that's that. I will be establishing my embassies in the next couple of weeks.

 

In summary:

Kurdanak is stupid and smelly. Each and every one of these alliances in this stupid world are ridiculous and poorly-run (except for Socialist International - that one is just sad). And I guess it's my job to make friends with all of you.

 

Woot.

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"It's hard to be a team player when you're omnipotent." - Q

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Seriously, I told them not to elect me. Begged them.

 

I even had the voting period extended for another day to give more people a chance to vote, and all it accomplished was extending my lead.

 

So basically, my alliance is terrible, and they want me to tell you all that you are too.

 

So there it is.

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"It's hard to be a team player when you're omnipotent." - Q

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Best kinda election so far

(^。^)y-.。o○ (-。-)y-゜゜゜ this is how i make my cloud

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Remember the name Grillick everybody, it's who you're going to be begging for mercy from when GPA takes over the world. I for one welcome our new neutral overlords, and congratulate GPA on their elections.

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<Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays.

<Kastor> And laughs and shit.

<Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard.

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This is very passive aggressive of you. Don't worry Grillick, you will join us soon... soon...

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There is one you will follow. One who is the shining star, and he will lead you to beautiful places in the search of his own vanity. And when there is no more vanity to be found, he will leave you in darkness, as a fading memory of his own creation.

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Wow, well congrats? Or condolences.. whichever applies better.

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Formerly known as Grealind of Resvernas (28 October 2014-29 August 2017) and Greene of Japan (29 August 2017-28 Septmber 2017)

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A person who is a member of a Triumvirate is a "Triumvir".  Just saying.  But I'm sure that your alliance neutrality policy forbids you from taking declension advice from other alliances.

 

Oh, and congratulations on your new post.

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This is very passive aggressive of you. Don't worry Grillick, you will join us soon... soon...

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[17:17:58] <&Ashland> I will give you hops if you say this phrase:

[17:18:13] <&Ashland> "Man, I really wish Rose had allied BoC a couple months ago when we had the chance instead of picking Vanguard."

[17:20:16] Man, I really wish Rose had allied BoC a couple months ago when we had the chance instead of picking Vanguard.

 

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It has come to my attention that some stupid alliances in this world prefer to conduct their diplomacy via an archaic chat device called Internet Relay Chat. Because I have evolved beyond such primitive means of communication, I have decided to appoint one of the GPA rank-and-file to serve as the Voice of Grillick in the Politics & War IRC. Don Juan of Nueva Granada has graciously agreed to accept the post.

"It's hard to be a team player when you're omnipotent." - Q

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