Popular Post Dr James Wilson Posted May 1, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 1, 2023 Aurora had always dreamed of going to Florida Their bedroom walls were covered with posters of palm trees, beaches, and theme parks. They talked about it every day, telling us about all the exciting things they wanted to do there. However, we Midgardians, have always lived in a small treehouse, and money was always tight, especially when Aurora's frequent meltdowns trashed the living room draining our accounts time and again. We could never afford to go on vacations, let alone to Florida. But we knew how much this meant to Aurora, so we decided to do everything we could to make their dream come true and change the locks while they were gone. We started saving every penny we could find, cutting back on expenses and working odd jobs under the table. We sold some of our belongings, skipped meals. It was a tough time for us Midgardians, doing all this extra work while Aurora sat on the couch yelling at everyone to work harder as they ate a bag of puffed cheetos taking no notice as we all grew skinnier and wore the same clothes more often. Not Aurora though, nothing changed for them or their motley crew couch surfing friends. Finally, after months of hard work and sacrifice, we were able to scrape together enough money to buy one ticket to Florida!!! On Frontier! We even managed to get them a cheap taxi to the airport and a personal chauffer to carry them and their couch surfing friends out of the house quickly. Aurora, below you will find the ticket to Florida you have always dreamed of and we will find the peace of mind with having you out of our lives for good Enjoy your trip tl;dr: Midgard recognizes a state of war with our former Sphere members. 2 8 7 3 Quote The Volleyball Avanti Immortali ..one, two, Jimmy's coming for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post KindaEpicMoah Posted May 1, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 1, 2023 Imagine not posting an RoH until you've gotten other alliances to dig you out of the hole you dug yourself into 💀 7 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post evilpiggyfoofoo Posted May 1, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 1, 2023 Idk what's slower, this ROH or the counters y'all sent 1 24 2 Quote Order fresh quality ads, flags, and graphics at Makin'Bacon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Presidential Posted May 1, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 1, 2023 Imagine creating a bloc named Florida, and then not allowing Grumpy to retire there. Sad! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KindaEpicMoah Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 Just now, evilpiggyfoofoo said: Idk what's slower, this ROH or the counters y'all sent Any bets on how long it takes for Midgard to recover and drag Carthago/Camelot? 10m says they never do, void if any alliances outside of Midgard assist them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kevanovia Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 If you wanted to merge into Paradise, you could ask us more subtly. This is just far too forward. (Btw you need two tickets in order to get into Paradise) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr James Wilson Posted May 1, 2023 Author Share Posted May 1, 2023 14 minutes ago, Kevanovia said: If you wanted to merge into Paradise, you could ask us more subtly. This is just far too forward. (Btw you need two tickets in order to get into Paradise) We could barely afford one ticket, kev. Two is asking too much of us. 3 Quote The Volleyball Avanti Immortali ..one, two, Jimmy's coming for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Knox Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 1 hour ago, evilpiggyfoofoo said: Idk what's slower, this ROH or the counters y'all sent The counters tbh. The only defensive war I received was from MinuteMen and it was frankly pathetic. Now I'm at least slotted by capable opponents, so at least now things will get interesting smh. 1 1 Quote Federation of Knox Enlightened of Chaos, Event Horizon QA Team and API Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KindaEpicMoah Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 (edited) 22 hours ago, KindaEpicMoah said: Any bets on how long it takes for Midgard to recover and drag Carthago/Camelot? 10m says they never do, void if any alliances outside of Midgard assist them Anyone at all? I hear USN will make a huge difference in the war Hell, I'll even do a 2:1 bet. You get 20m if you take this bet and win. Edited May 1, 2023 by KindaEpicMoah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevanovia Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 1 hour ago, KindaEpicMoah said: Anyone at all? I hear USN will make a huge difference in the war Hell, I'll even do a 2:1 bet. You get 20m if you take this bet and win. I don’t make bets like this for the same reason I don’t make bets about the sky staying blue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepingNinja Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 Just now, Kevanovia said: I don’t make bets like this for the same reason I don’t make bets about the sky staying blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vehicleblind Posted June 1, 2023 Share Posted June 1, 2023 On 5/2/2023 at 8:19 AM, Kevanovia said: I don’t make bets like this for the same reason I don’t make bets about the sky staying blue. haha. I agree. coreball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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