Popular Post Daveth Posted January 15, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 15, 2023 (edited) "No truer friend, no saltier foe" ---- CARTHAGO, INC. ANNOUNCES CHANGES TO GOVERNMENT 15.01.2023 - CARTHAGO, INC.: Greetings friends! I am hereby forwarding this public notice to all Citizens and allies, current and future, from my position of Suffet. Effective immediately, Daveth will no longer be the acting as our leader, our Suffet, and will be uh, willingly resigning alongside Waldo... There has definitely not been a violent coup *ahem* executed by the top brass of our armed forces, Grandmaster Bee, henceforth acting as Elder. These dutiful protectors of the peace have also definitely not stormed and ransacked the government buildings and held our technology and finance Elder, Krampus, hostage while led by their new Prophet of the Ayylamic State of Piglantia, EvilPiggyFooFoo, our new Suffet. They have also most graciously deemed it so that Masked Titan and Redd be promoted to the position of Senators within the new, uh legitimate regime. This decision is being made after much deliberation and planning by the duly democratically elected uh, military junta. As a thank you gesture to Daveth, the Supreme Council has offered him an advisory position within it, which he gladly accepted. He'll still retain his equity within CARTHAGO, INC., since recent failed projects entrepreneured by former associates of his demonstrated to him that going with the old and reliable is the best course of action. Moving forward, all decisions will be oriented according to their whimsical destructive (or peaceful) desires! looks at the gun and signs - I'm being told if you play nice we'll get along swimmingly! Both the Supreme Council and Daveth are *ahem* optimistic with this new lineup, and confident that they'll be able to expand upon the foundation laid by their predecessor, and with it, the Shining City's projection and financial prospects. We thank you for your time, and hope that this is enough to address any and all concerns. Duly signed, Daveth. ---- About CARTHAGO, INC.: based in the northernmost part of Africa near the Mediterranean Sea, the Shining City of CARTHAGO is one of the world's largest raws, gasoline, aluminum, steel and munitions distributor for a wide variety of peacekeeping and humanitarian activities. For more information about CARTHAGO, Inc. and any of it's current or past activities, or that of its' associates, please contact Daveth, Elder of Foreign Affairs. TLDR; CTO is under new management, praised be Piggy. o7 Edited January 16, 2023 by Daveth 4 10 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandmaster Bee Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 (edited) A brutal crackdown by security forces has left hundreds dead during anti-coup protests in Carthago - more than two days after the military seized power from the nation's elected leader, Daveth of the National C.C.P. Thousands have been drawn to the streets since the military coup earlier this week, which saw the army seize power and detain elected government leader Daveth and much of the party leadership. The military alleges fraud in November’s election, in which C.C.P won in a landslide. "Carthago is like a battlefield," the Chachist temple leader states at a refuge camp at the national borders. Edited January 15, 2023 by Grandmaster Bee 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveth Posted January 15, 2023 Author Share Posted January 15, 2023 (edited) I for one bow down to our new overlord. May the Gods have mercy, for Piggy shall not. Edited January 15, 2023 by Daveth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepingNinja Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilpiggyfoofoo Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 muhahahahMUHAHAHHAHAAMUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Y'all are all ****ed. Bow before me peasants. 1 1 Quote Order fresh quality ads, flags, and graphics at Makin'Bacon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krampus Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Here's to another three great years 🍻 Quote Inform Zigbir I have forgotten how to edit the signature field Please remind me how to do it post haste! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramona Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Tldr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigbigadorlou Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Alright, I give up. What does suffet mean? Quote Hey Krampus, the signature edit is under account settings. Actually, here's the link. https://forum.politicsandwar.com/index.php?/settings/signature/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyubnyan Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Quote Humans cannot create anything out of nothingness. Humans cannot accomplish anything without holding onto something. After all, humans are not gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveth Posted January 15, 2023 Author Share Posted January 15, 2023 (edited) 57 minutes ago, zigbigadorlou said: Alright, I give up. What does suffet mean? Suffet deez nuts. It's our Leadership role. Edited January 15, 2023 by Daveth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Daveth Posted January 15, 2023 Author Share Posted January 15, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Canbec said: ~Snip *Uhhhh* - I mean, I recognize of my own free will that EvilPiggyFooFoo is the new legimate leader. Edited January 15, 2023 by Daveth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xi Jinping Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 Congrats on your retirement lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 The most enjoyable part of retirement is convincing yourself “ok for real this time I’ll stay away” best of luck, congrats to all 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 !@#$ you @Daveth, I've always enjoyed your gameplay. Best of luck habibi playboi. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hes_A_Dictator Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 2 hours ago, Daveth said: *Uhhhh* - I mean, I recognize of my own free will that EvilPiggyFooFoo is the new legimate leader. Blink twice if you're being held hostage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firwof Kromwell Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 https://tenor.com/view/holdup-wait-hold-up-holdupwait-gif-6166806 Didn't y'all just get done fighting a war due to two people in question here in which they just received more power from the person that was covering their asses as main lead before retirement? That's quite the double back up from the war double downs, especially due to the peace term acknowledgments. 1 Quote I personally voice my own thought processes based on own desires of informational curiosity as well love for discussion based on questions & statements I made rather just trusting info like a collective hivemind Onlookers whom hop aboard the brainless bandwagon refusing inter-articulation based on assumed feelings, go give yo balls a tug ya tit fugger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveth Posted January 16, 2023 Author Share Posted January 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Hes_A_Dictator said: Blink twice if you're being held hostage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveth Posted January 16, 2023 Author Share Posted January 16, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Firwof Kromwell said: ~Snip Against my better judgement, I'm going to acknowledge you. While we can certainly revisit the debate and prove either way or disagree based on extensive exposition, at the end of the day, we legally acknowledged Midgard's claim. What does it matter? It's a past litigation, since resolved after a war which we have to learn & move forward from. We're gonna carry that weight. Edited January 16, 2023 by Daveth 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spukey Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 4 hours ago, Daveth said: ANNOUCES Dang it, Davey, you had one job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firwof Kromwell Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 49 minutes ago, Daveth said: Against my better judgement, I'm going to acknowledge you. While we can certainly revisit the debate and prove either way or disagree based on extensive exposition, at the end of the day, we legally acknowledged Midgard's claim. What does it matter? It's a past litigation, since resolved after a war which we have to learn & move forward from. We're gonna carry that weight. You're literally only proving the opposition's point heavily more post war while y'all denied and doubled down the hell out of it beforehand...This also somewhat backs out of that war agreement to of acknowledgment by moving the opposite direction... 1 Quote I personally voice my own thought processes based on own desires of informational curiosity as well love for discussion based on questions & statements I made rather just trusting info like a collective hivemind Onlookers whom hop aboard the brainless bandwagon refusing inter-articulation based on assumed feelings, go give yo balls a tug ya tit fugger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Iroh Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Congratulations on the promotion 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jordan Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Congrats on retirement Dad I mean @Daveth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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