Popular Post Asclepius Posted November 9, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 9, 2022 The humming of trucks filled the morning, and the bloodied bodies of soldiers from Waffle House and the Perpetual Bloc filled the bloodied battlefield. After nearly a week of fighting the soldiers had already grown tired of constant rebuilding, especially considering their previous rebuild had been interrupted by a rabid group of guys wearing makeshift fast-food uniforms. More trucks were seen moving over the horizon, and they kept swarming in to gather the bodies. That was until a truck bearing the flag of The Federation appeared just over the horizon. Kosta could make out Tugger, the Lord of Ambassadors, as one of the faces riding in the truck. The truck approached rapidly, and as it just barely stopped Tugger jumped out. “They did it! Finally!” Tugger tried to breathe more calmly, but couldn’t. Hemlock looked at him with confusion, then Tugger handed him a piece of paper. Kosta took the paper and read it over, eyes wide before jumping up excitedly. “Is peace finally taking the course for The Perpetuals bloc?” Kosta asked. Tugger didn't answer, but instead hurried away towards the Military High Command camp behind them, they barged in as plans for another offensive were made. Asclepius, WebsterAve, Ketagaming, and a confusing assortment of guys wearing marine corp uniforms with Los Pollos hats were arguing over their next move, and looked up in surprise as Tugger rushed in. “Well, well, take a look at this boys.” Asclepius said, slamming the piece of paper on the table. It was a missive from the enemy, begging for the Perpetuals to cease their counter attacks and offering to dissolve their alliance as placation. There was also a bucket of ice cream attached to the note. Ketagaming grabbed it and began eating it messily. “Well, I’ll be damned. Finally!” Hemlock stated. “Scrap the plans then. Rally the soldiers, we have won!” The swarm of generals walked outside of the tent ready to tell the big news. Tugger looked down at the articles of surrender he had so carefully drafted: alas, so much work spent on nothing. 1. Waffle House will admit surrender. 2. Waffle House will retract and renounce their CB. 3. Waffle House will pay The Perpetual Bloc $1.5B in reparations. 4. 2 month NAP (length negotiable) 5. All current wars end naturally, and no further declarations after DC on 11/07/22. TL;DR: The resurgent Waffle House crumbles to pieces under the weight of their own unjustified CB as the Perpetuals band together to defend their own. The Perpetuals bloc declares victory. Signed: The Federation: Kosta, King Khronox, Prince Tugger, Lord Ambassador Asclepius, Lord Marshal Soldiers of Liberty: Indigo, Commander in Chief Hemlock, Executive Officer Sainthunta The Elites: Uhtred the Great, King Rt Hon B Johnson, Minister of FA Ketagaming, Chief of Defense Union of Soviet Socialist Republics: Mao Zedong, Premier Maple the Firefly, Ministry of FA And, the unexpected allies of SMC 9 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosta Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 Well done lads! 🍻🍻🍻 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 Good luck to both sides in the future! ❤️ 1 Quote Signed, Mega, the kindest person ever! ♥️ Proud Member of Event Horizon DISCLAIMER: Any post that I make or my response to one is NOT in any way representative of the alliance I'm in, unless explicitly stated otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlan Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 Good job TF and Kosta. Yall deserve a 🔱 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterChief Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 Send out a stimulus check! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khronox Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 Yay, we did it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemlockHK Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 Proud to have fought with everyone. Celebrations are in order! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velekk Hemlock Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 LEGGO MY EGGO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketagaming Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 GG gentlemen, but what a bucket of ice cream that was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexio15 Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 Hmm interesting you guys missed SMC off of the talks and table. Inviting to negotiations and ignoring well well well looks like I may get to see some fun after all. 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th3BanaN4 Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 We don't remember agreeing to this tho... Wasn't tFed the one who first said they'll stop the war? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisNorcras Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 In the former SMC barracks, Dusty reached over to pull a printed message from an old fax machine: Later on, far off in the distance, LPH, SMC Branch stood on a hilltop watching the Perpetuals celebrating their "victory" against the dine-in, fast-food menace. Chris, Dusty, and Arcturus had been invited to the party... However, when they went to join in, they were expressly told that their presence wasn't required or desired. Arcturus looked through the scope of his high-powered rifle, but Chris reached over, pushing the barrel downwards. "It's okay, gentlemen." The sound of engines roaring to life could be heard in the background. "There's always another war." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendell Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 (edited) . Edited November 9, 2022 by Darth Tryptophan 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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