Popular Post Jonnyboi Posted November 3, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 3, 2022 Down in the Underground, Shwin sat silently, scrolling through his phone. He had awoken before everyone else. He quite liked the peace and quiet. His solitude was however quickly interrupted by three loud claps of metal at the door above him. He rolled off the couch he had fallen asleep on the night before, and creeped his way up the stairs. He twisted the handle, and creaked the door open. He was confronted with an angry, peg-legged, eyepatch-wearing, hook-for-hand, scruffy old man, who went by Sam. In the distance, he spotted a small ship, adorned with a Jolly Rodger, quartering a crew of pirates. He recognized the group instantly- Arrgh! How could he ever forget. However, he became slightly disappointed, as the Arrgh he remembered seemed grandiose in comparison. Apparently, this group of swashbuckling fellows was quite salty about the disappearance of a certain infamous, legendary scallywag named Ripper, who so tragically escaped to Davy Jones’ Locker. He was last seen at the hands of a trio of pacifists, pockets full of doubloons, although it was speculated he went off in search of grass to touch. Shwin couldn’t have killed him- he was a “pacifist”, after all! He laughed in the man’s face at the implausible thought, and even played along a bit. Sam wasn’t too pleased. He became even more red in the face, and unintelligibly jabbered pirate nonsense, waddling back to his ship, with the promise to return. Shwin was a chill guy- he preferred to be lighthearted when he could. However, Shwin became so amused at the scurvy-ridden, booty-plundering crew who so rudely confronted him, he was left with no choice in his mind. He called up his fellow landlubber pacifists, who were eager to pillage such bilge-rats. At once, they embarked out to open waters, set on freeing the seven seas of the black flag. -- I’m sure Ripper would have found the irony in his deletion coming against a TFP counter. We have never claimed, and do not claim, we were the reason for his deletion. We respect what Ripper has done for the game, and do not celebrate his exit. That being said, take that stick out of your ass. We maybe could help. tl;dr: The Fighting Pacifists declares war on Arrgh Signed for The Fighting Pacifists, Shwin, Head Facilitator Erik, Facilitator Aligned, Facilitator Jonnyboi, Defender of Peace Kieran, Defender of Unity 1 11 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shwin Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 Ah the Irony 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterChief Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 Oh boy, here we go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oil Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Yes, let's Oil 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomar Brooks Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Duat will be avenged, even if it must be done over a mountain of TAPling corpses. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalachthefirst Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 It's happening boiz. Tfp has lost their mind over ripper's deletion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt Crunch Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 TFP never learned from its time in Swamp. F Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamienW Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southshire Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 And so Davy Jones' locker waits for those who stand in the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr James Wilson Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 That's a terrible idea. Quote The Volleyball Avanti Immortali ..one, two, Jimmy's coming for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penpiko Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 1 minute ago, Dr James Wilson said: That's a terrible idea. Probably more fun than sitting on your pixels like Oasis V2 has been doing seemingly forever though. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worcestershire Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 I look forward to seeing the supposed legendary skill of TFP on full display. I’m sure it’ll be a marvelous spectacle, though perhaps not in the way you intend. Post Scriptum: In case it hasn’t been made clear, there’s no chance in this world Ripper deleted because of you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMorf Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Respect. Have fun ya'll. 1 Quote The Knights Radiant Ghostblood Babsk of Foreign Affairs Journey before Destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboi Posted November 4, 2022 Author Share Posted November 4, 2022 12 minutes ago, Worcestershire said: Post Scriptum: In case it hasn’t been made clear, there’s no chance in this world Ripper deleted because of you guys. We said this in the post, but alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shwin Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 14 minutes ago, Worcestershire said: Post Scriptum: In case it hasn’t been made clear, there’s no chance in this world Ripper deleted because of you guys. Looks like someone doesn't know how to read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 (edited) Based TFP not listening to the naysayers 1 hour ago, Oil said: Yes, let's Oil OIL Edited November 4, 2022 by hidude45454 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worcestershire Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 My apologies. I didn’t see the ending until after I made the post. It was certainly a mistake in my part. 2 minutes ago, Jonnyboi said: We said this in the post, but alright. Just now, Shwin said: Looks like someone doesn't know how to read I meant to quote these earlier. Anyways sorry about that. I realized my mistake latter on. Probably should’ve read the full post, but I was rather annoyed at the people touting that idea around the other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pascal Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Oil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr James Wilson Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 59 minutes ago, penpiko said: Probably more fun than sitting on your pixels like Oasis V2 has been doing seemingly forever though. "Seemingly forever" for a bloc that hasn't yet existed for even 3 months. Try harder. 1 Quote The Volleyball Avanti Immortali ..one, two, Jimmy's coming for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 1 hour ago, penpiko said: Probably more fun than sitting on your pixels like Oasis V2 has been doing seemingly forever though. Same could be said about Wayward with that logic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isjaki Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Oil is yes. In any case, I hope TFP don't lose too much infra before the actual blitz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penpiko Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 24 minutes ago, Dr James Wilson said: Seemingly forever" for a bloc that hasn't yet existed for even 3 months. Try harder. Yeah, the bloc as an entity hasn’t, but most of the alliances have had almost 6 months of peace. I would also guess you’re not gonna do anything (apart from maybe signing more alliances to “temporary” treaties) in the next few months either, we’ll see I guess. 16 minutes ago, MinesomeMC said: Same could be said about Wayward with that logic Feel free to say it then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Just now, penpiko said: Yeah, the bloc as an entity hasn’t, but most of the alliances have had almost 6 months of peace. I would also guess you’re not gonna do anything (apart from maybe signing more alliances to “temporary” treaties) in the next few months either, we’ll see I guess. Feel free to say it then. 6 months of peace aren’t that obscure. 6 month NAPs used to be the norm with sometimes 2-3 more months of peace in between. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Knox Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 1 hour ago, penpiko said: Probably more fun than sitting on your pixels like Oasis V2 has been doing seemingly forever though. Hey there, penpiko. Personally, I'm not going to complain about having peace during perhaps the busiest part of my life thus far, though I understand the sentiment. Pixels always gotta burn eventually. Bet you're having fun in HoF lol. Signed, me. Who tf else did you think would've wrote this? No, sorry to disappoint, but it wasn't Hemingway or some other ancient white dude. P.S.: No, I don't know why I wrote this, but it's getting posted anyway. Also, good luck, TFP... you're going to need it. Quote Federation of Knox Enlightened of Chaos, Event Horizon QA Team and API Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ckatch22 Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 You logistic like old people !@#$. I wasted an entire day waiting to adjust my build while you got this ‘blitz’ together. Goddamn… Maybe try email? Possibly faster than whatever you used… like stealth soupcans or some shit. Anyway have fun best of luck all the other standard bullshit… sorry I’m still in lesson 1 of FA… you know, like you slobs in mil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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