Popular Post Vexz Posted September 3, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 3, 2022 This week we welcome a new month, but we also celebrate various birthdays for our current and former Horizon Guard. They had many wishes, from wanting to coup me to wishing I never existed in their life but one wish we all agreed to, was to celebrate in style and offer some sage advice! Listen, growing old is nothing to be ashamed of, especially if you make every year count. However, something you should be ashamed of are the nefarious actions taken throughout those years. We get it, growing old can lead to you losing who you are. One day you wake up, look in the mirror and you realize ‘man, maybe I am old!’ - You find yourself enjoying things you wouldn’t normally enjoy, maybe doing things you wouldn’t normally do – you suddenly just can’t get enough of bingo, those day time naps just keep getting longer, dinner starts earlier or maybe your CB’s get a little flimsier. It’s all part of the ageing process!’ GGO, come celebrate with us! You seem to have taken a wrong turn on your path to old age and we wish to hand you that nice refreshment of youth that you so dearly crave. You’re too old for politics, it’s fine, we understand. Too busy working on your wealth through that Roth IRA, but we all need a little thrill in our lives so let us assist with that. Here, have some cake!. It's strawberry flavored. We hope you enjoy it. Signed, Emperor: Lucianus High Justice: Vexz Horizon Guard of Foreign Affairs: Wasteking 53 22 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelgiumFury Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 first glhf to everyone 😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 glhf everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 It sucks getting older, doesn't it Grumpy? Happy fighting everyone! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kyubnyan Posted September 3, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 3, 2022 NGL that is a wonderful cake. 1 14 Quote Humans cannot create anything out of nothingness. Humans cannot accomplish anything without holding onto something. After all, humans are not gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monti Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 I love cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putmir Vladin Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 Cake unironically looks good, care to share some? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Knox Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 GLHF y'all! Quote Federation of Knox Enlightened of Chaos, Event Horizon QA Team and API Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 The effort on this was great to see. Quote Hammer Councillor of The Lost Mines Diety Emeritus of The Immortals, Patres Conscripti (President Emeritus) of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Lieutenant Emeritus of Black Skies, Imperator Emeritus of the Valyrian Freehold, Imperator Emeritus of the Divine Phoenix, Prefect Emeritus of Carthago, Regent Emeritus of the New Polar Order, Coal Duke (Imperator Emeritus) of The Coal Mines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsforteen Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 GGO, blow out your candles and make a wish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sweeeeet Ronny D Posted September 3, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 3, 2022 wait did rose actually make a post on the OWF? 1 25 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucca of the Marish Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 This is a much, much higher quality DoW than Eclipse's. Good luck to everyone! 1 3 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveth Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Putmir said: Cake unironically looks good, care to share some? I'm more invested in if the cake ain't a lie. Edited September 3, 2022 by Daveth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post -Mike- Posted September 3, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 3, 2022 (edited) You're laughing now but you don't know the look the lady who was making the cake gave me smh Cake was 8/10(I am not the biggest fan on cake) Edited September 3, 2022 by -Mike- 2 2 37 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRBOOTY Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 I have been waiting a long time to fight a war with Grumpy and not get rekt. I even reset my password on this forum ☺️ 1 Quote MR BOOTY IN DA HOUSE http://i.imgur.com/R5WWAB1.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyubnyan Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 Just now, Daveth said: I'm more invested in if the cake ain't a lie. I mean, hot damn did you order/make an actual cake to declare war? Honestly it is top tier. One of my fav DoWs in a while 1 Quote Humans cannot create anything out of nothingness. Humans cannot accomplish anything without holding onto something. After all, humans are not gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Ben-David Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 1 minute ago, Daveth said: hot damn did you order/make an actual cake to declare war? Yes. (I unfortunately didn't have the dishes to make an actual cake, unfortunately. Sadness.) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putmir Vladin Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 Just now, Daveth said: I'm more invested in if the cake ain't a lie. I mean, hot damn did you order/make an actual cake to declare war? Heard it from Vexz herself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kurdanak Posted September 3, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 3, 2022 pew pew pew 11 minutes ago, Vexz said: This week we welcome a new month, but we also celebrate various birthdays for our current and former Horizon Guard. They had many wishes, from wanting to coup me to wishing I never existed in their life It's moments like these that give me faith in my gov, god bless. 1 9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sphinx Posted September 3, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 3, 2022 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Bucca of the Marish said: This is a much, much higher quality DoW than Eclipse's. Good luck to everyone! Its because Rose is a good thoughtful alliance, unlike that shithole called Eclipse. Cake looks really good also! Edited September 3, 2022 by Sphinx 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorra Himguard Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 And so it begins... again. Have Fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bezzers Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 I love everything about this Dow. 1 Quote Roll Squeegee pact with Redarmy and Ameyuri Blues Brothers pact with Redarmy Leader of the Elyion Resistance. If it's backed by NPO, you know it's evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevanovia Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 Awesome DoW lol <Insert clever line about how Rose is still bad here> 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiWilliam Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 7 minutes ago, Putmir said: Heard it from Vexz herself! Call me a Grumpy Cheap Bastard, but I'd need a raise to afford those Hallmark cards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Ironwood Posted September 3, 2022 Share Posted September 3, 2022 Now this is a birthday party! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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