Leaks and Rumors by JKell - Politics and War Song Parody About the News Agencies

[J Kell]

Leaks and Rumors by JKell (Parody of Dirty Laundry by Don Hanly)

 

Lyrics

I make my living off the Royal news

Just give me screenshots

Screenshots I can use

People love it when you lose

They love leaks and rumors

 

Well, I coulda been a Leader

But I wound up here

I just have to joke well

I don't have to be clear

Come and whisper in my ear

Give us leaks and rumors

 

Leak 'em when they're on

Leak 'em when they're off

Leak 'em when they're on

Leak 'em when they're off

 

Leak 'em when they're on

Leak 'em when they're off

Leak 'em when they're on

Leak 'em all around

 

We got the funny little memer

Who loves to lie

They can tell you 'bout the collapse

With a meme about pie

It's interesting when Spheres die

Give us leaks and rumors

 

Can we report the treaty?

Has he raged quit yet?

You know the boys in the chatroom

Got a running bet

Get the loser on the set

We need leaks and rumors

 

Everybody wants to find out

What's going on

But nobody likes it when

its about their own

We already know you're boned

We got your leaks and rumors

 

Leak 'em when they're on

Leak 'em when they're off

Leak 'em when they're on

Leak 'em when they're off

Leak 'em when they're on

 

Leak 'em when they're off

Leak 'em when they're on

Leak 'em all around

 

 Dirty little secrets

Dirty little lies

We got our dirty little people

wearing every disguise

We would love to see your demise

We love leaks and rumors

 

We'll leak a little something

And you may condemn

When it's said and done

You'll learn it was your DMs

We all know where it stems

Give us leaks and rumors

[Uncle Frank]

this makes me wanna jump off a cliff

 

 

Edited September 1, 2022 by Uncle Frank

[Uncle Frank]

fu it now im vibin with this 😆

Edited September 1, 2022 by Uncle Frank

[Canbec]

Brilliant!

[J Kell]

10 minutes ago, Uncle Frank said:

fu it now im vibin with this 😆

Jkell makes everyone Vibe eventually 

[Kyubnyan]

Very nice lol. The last time I wrote a song parody for pnw was in NPOLT x.x

[hidude45454]

>Parody about the news agencies

>Literally just RON

[J Kell]

7 hours ago, hidude45454 said:

>Parody about the news agencies

>Literally just RON

Sounded better using that name