Popular Post ChrisNorcras Posted June 15, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 15, 2022 It was another beautiful morning in the Barony of Eibhear, and Penumbra Banking Corporation's president, ChrisNorcras, had just unlocked the doors and was getting ready to settle back into his comfortable leather chair to begin the business of the day. Suddenly, the air was split with the sound of sirens and the metal security doors slammed closed. A slightly panicked teller ran into the room, skidding to a stop before the president's beautiful wooden desk. "Sir, the bank is under attack! Several nations claiming to be from the Hand of Fate have surrounded us and..." Before he could finish the first shell hit the bank and the building trembled. ChrisNorcras reached into his desk drawer, pulling out and slipping into a pistol shoulder rig. He waved the teller out of the office before calmly picking up the phone on his desk. "Activate the navy... Prepare the defenses." He paused for a moment before adding, "And add these clowns and their alliance to the blacklist." Not long after, the attackers made their demands. They were there for loot and for the fun of it. Unfortunately for the poor, misguided children, there was no loot to be had. The vaults had already been emptied out in preparation of the coming storm. ChrisNorcras stood before one of the evacuation tunnels out of the bank and muttered, "One does not walk into the shadows and return unscathed..." With those final words, he left, sealing the vault-style door behind him. - ChrisNorcrasPenumbra Banking Corporation, President tl;dr: Penumbra Banking Corporation recognizes hostilities with The Hand of Fate and declares the individual nations and alliances blacklisted from doing business with the bank in the future. 1 11 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosta Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 When a bank declares war on you. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Dryad Posted June 15, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 15, 2022 Wrong subforum, you accidentally posted in alliance affairs instead of national affairs 2 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MinesomeMC Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 7 minutes ago, ChrisNorcras said: tl;dr: Penumbra Banking Corporation recognizes hostilities with The Hand of Fate and declares the individual nations and alliances blacklisted from doing business with the bank in the future. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post hidude45454 Posted June 15, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 15, 2022 copium 16 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisNorcras Posted June 15, 2022 Author Share Posted June 15, 2022 I knew this would be fun! 🤣 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dullard Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 Who r u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tugger Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 Please everyone, keep taking this post seriously, because this post is very serious and should be regarded as such. Treating this post as being anything less than entirely genuine would be a grievous lapse in judgment. In fact, please see this post as a matter of life and death, and respond accordingly. Thank you for allowing me to waste your time. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisNorcras Posted June 15, 2022 Author Share Posted June 15, 2022 2 minutes ago, Dullard said: Who r u Just a man with a bank, who enjoys a good laugh. Who r u? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 3 minutes ago, Tugger said: Please everyone, keep taking this post seriously, because this post is very serious and should be regarded as such. Treating this post as being anything less than entirely genuine would be a grievous lapse in judgment. In fact, please see this post as a matter of life and death, and respond accordingly. Thank you for allowing me to waste your time. cope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisNorcras Posted June 15, 2022 Author Share Posted June 15, 2022 20 minutes ago, hidude45454 said: copium This is beautiful, my friend! Keep up the excellent work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisNorcras Posted June 15, 2022 Author Share Posted June 15, 2022 12 minutes ago, MinesomeMC said: cope k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalachthefirst Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 Orbis bankers viewing pirates as potential customers in the first place. SMH 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tugger Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 6 minutes ago, MinesomeMC said: cope Lord knows I’ve tried. But every day just gets harder. The thought of this virtual war lingers on my mind, every waking hour of the day. Even when I fall asleep, I find no peace. No mercy. The nightmares shake me from my slumber in a cold sweat. I check my phone to see that, no, my nation has not yet been zeroed. I’d only conjured the image from the unrelenting dread I’d felt the hours before. And the nightmares are only the beginning. The true anguish lies within the pleasant dreams that fill me with a sense of hope, only to be snuffed out the very moment that my tear-crusted eyes slowly open to the realization that it was only a fantasy. So I’ve come to the conclusion that I simply cannot cope. Coping is no longer a viable option for me. I presume I will be crushed by the unbearable weight of this devastating conflict, so I’ve gotten my affairs in order accordingly. I’m ready now. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 1 minute ago, Tugger said: Lord knows I’ve tried. But every day just gets harder. The thought of this virtual war lingers on my mind, every waking hour of the day. Even when I fall asleep, I find no peace. No mercy. The nightmares shake me from my slumber in a cold sweat. I check my phone to see that, no, my nation has not yet been zeroed. I’d only conjured the image from the unrelenting dread I’d felt the hours before. And the nightmares are only the beginning. The true anguish lies within the pleasant dreams that fill me with a sense of hope, only to be snuffed out the very moment that my tear-crusted eyes slowly open to the realization that it was only a fantasy. So I’ve come to the conclusion that I simply cannot cope. Coping is no longer a viable option for me. I presume I will be crushed by the unbearable weight of this devastating conflict, so I’ve gotten my affairs in order accordingly. I’m ready now. Stage 1. Denial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisNorcras Posted June 15, 2022 Author Share Posted June 15, 2022 Just now, Kalachthefirst said: Orbis bankers viewing pirates as potential customers in the first place. SMH We at Penumbra Banking Corporation pride ourselves on our non-discriminatory loaning practices. In fact, we do not discriminate on the basis of race, color, religion, sex, national origin, political affiliation, sexual orientation, marital status, disability, genetic information, age, membership in an employee organization, retaliation, parental status, military service, or other non-merit factor. Just about anyone can take out a loan with us, if they demonstrate the ability and willingness to repay... And, oh yeah, don't declare war on the bank. 😉 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tugger Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 9 minutes ago, MinesomeMC said: Stage 1. Denial Not sure what the longest river in the world has to do with anything being discussed here, but alright. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denison Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 My immediate reaction finding out I can no longer take out a loan from an internet game bank which has a credit score system. 4 Quote Janny Larpers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisNorcras Posted June 15, 2022 Author Share Posted June 15, 2022 18 minutes ago, Denison said: My immediate reaction finding out I can no longer take out a loan from an internet game bank which has a credit score system. Wait, we have a credit score system?! @Tugger, did I miss a major development? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 55 minutes ago, Tugger said: Not sure what the longest river in the world has to do with anything being discussed here, but alright. Stage 2. Amazon River Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 Given the track record of banks in this game, blacklisting HoF'ers would actually be a generous service. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalachthefirst Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 5 hours ago, ChrisNorcras said: We at Penumbra Banking Corporation pride ourselves on our non-discriminatory loaning practices. In fact, we do not discriminate on the basis of race, color, religion, sex, national origin, political affiliation, sexual orientation, marital status, disability, genetic information, age, membership in an employee organization, retaliation, parental status, military service, or other non-merit factor. Just about anyone can take out a loan with us, if they demonstrate the ability and willingness to repay... And, oh yeah, don't declare war on the bank. 😉 Send me the link perhaps I'll visit sometime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Autumn Annayah Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 5 hours ago, hidude45454 said: Being protected doesn't equal immunity. This likely isn't the last time someone goes after a bank either. Moral of the story here is when you play the neutral card, eventually someone is gonna come knocking on your door. Just ask Green Protection Agency. Oh wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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