Popular Post James XVI Posted May 20, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 20, 2022 On The Definitiveness of James For many years now, I (James XVI) have solidified myself as the oldest and most Definitive James in Orbis. A title rightfully earned through Divine Right, hard work, the passing of many other Jameses, and successful murders. Yet there are those that seek to undermine these truths, and to claim MY glory for themselves. This cannot continue to go unnoticed or unpunished. I have recently been reminded by loyal supporters, and vile heathens alike that my previous guide to the Jameses of Orbis is long overdue an update, which I present to you now. Feel free to shower me in praise, or ask questions at your own leisure. James XVI - As already established, the oldest James in Orbis. The Definitive James: Me, with the endurance (take that as you will) of a cockroach, the wit of a particularly sarcastic cockroach, and apparently with a voice (and face) for radio. The only true James, which other Jameses must be judged by. This cannot be argued. James II - People often think of this James as one of the main Jameses in Orbis, and often he is spoken about as 'James'. This is simply untrue, because firstly, I am James. Secondly, because I killed him as he fled in retreat in The legend of Rozalia vol. 10. Thirdly, I outrank him in seniority, and finally, because he is simply a fake James. There is nothing more to say. RIP James II. James Pickens Jr - The fact that there appears to be no James Pickens Sr in Orbis raises red flags: can this really be a true James? I think not. I am also drawn to the fact that this so called James also habours in the same alliance as James II. If this isn’t the sign of a heathen’s breeding ground I don’t know what is. Dr. James Wilson - Allegedly a James, but his username in the realms of Discord says otherwise. You are an imposter, a pretender, 'James'. Or should I say CHRIS? James Yap - I have no idea who this is, so uhh...heathen. James Paul McCartney - Well clearly this isn't James, but Paul McCartney: that musician what done some songs about some stuff or something. A non-issue James. James VI - Probably one of the most offensive Jameses around, on the basis that in order to steal MY glory, he has basically named himself after me, only removing the X. You may only be James the Sixth matey boy, but you're most definitely not my senior, and so most definitely not definitive. James T Kirk - LOL James VIII - Another highly offensive James, having embargoed and denounced me :'(, and daring to challenge the righteous hegemony of The Wei's adverts with an advert of his own. Disgusting! And from here on out things get pretty boring and irrelevant, with mainly inactives flooding the list. Needless to say that inactives definitely don't make for good Jameses and so are considered as heathens and most definitely not deserving of the name James. So now you know your Jameses, who's definitive, who's dead, and who's a heathen. Don't forget to carry a copy of this with you always and don't forget to address each James appropriately. You're welcome. 10 6 Quote THE Definitive James: KastorCultist, Co-leading Roz Wei Empyrea The Wei, former TGH warrior, Assassin, and a few more. Player of this game for more time than I want to think about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 6 hours ago, James XVI said: Dr. James Wilson - Allegedly a James, but his username in the realms of Discord says otherwise. You are an imposter, a pretender, 'James'. Or should I say CHRIS? Ok "Windrush" 2 Quote Coal Duke (Imperator Emeritus) of The Coal Mines Diety Emeritus of The Immortals, Patres Conscripti (President Emeritus) of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Lieutenant Emeritus of Black Skies, Imperator Emeritus of the Valyrian Freehold, Imperator Emeritus of the Divine Phoenix, Prefect Emeritus of Carthago, Regent Emeritus of the New Polar Order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James XVI Posted May 21, 2022 Author Share Posted May 21, 2022 14 minutes ago, JadenStar10 said: Ok "Windrush" Oh what's that? Someone not called James interfering in James business? Get your foreign influence out of me 😠 1 Quote THE Definitive James: KastorCultist, Co-leading Roz Wei Empyrea The Wei, former TGH warrior, Assassin, and a few more. Player of this game for more time than I want to think about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr James Wilson Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Liar liar, plants for hire. Quote The Volleyball Avanti Immortali ..one, two, Jimmy's coming for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James XVI Posted May 23, 2022 Author Share Posted May 23, 2022 On 5/21/2022 at 2:45 PM, Dr James Wilson said: Liar liar, plants for hire. Chris mate, you can't just change your name, screenshot it, and post it here. That's cheating. Quote THE Definitive James: KastorCultist, Co-leading Roz Wei Empyrea The Wei, former TGH warrior, Assassin, and a few more. Player of this game for more time than I want to think about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr James Wilson Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 3 hours ago, James XVI said: Chris mate, you can't just change your name, screenshot it, and post it here. That's cheating. Salutations Pot, my name is kettle! How do you do? 😬 1 Quote The Volleyball Avanti Immortali ..one, two, Jimmy's coming for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James XVI Posted May 23, 2022 Author Share Posted May 23, 2022 8 minutes ago, Dr James Wilson said: Salutations Pot, my name is kettle! How do you do? 😬 Thanks for giving me YET MORE PROOF that your name isn't James. Hi Kettle. 2 Quote THE Definitive James: KastorCultist, Co-leading Roz Wei Empyrea The Wei, former TGH warrior, Assassin, and a few more. Player of this game for more time than I want to think about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr James Wilson Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 On 5/23/2022 at 5:58 PM, James XVI said: Thanks for giving me YET MORE PROOF that your name isn't James. Hi Kettle. Your name is pot Quote The Volleyball Avanti Immortali ..one, two, Jimmy's coming for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James XVI Posted May 26, 2022 Author Share Posted May 26, 2022 On 5/25/2022 at 1:12 AM, Dr James Wilson said: Your name is pot You're clearly on the pot 😜 1 Quote THE Definitive James: KastorCultist, Co-leading Roz Wei Empyrea The Wei, former TGH warrior, Assassin, and a few more. Player of this game for more time than I want to think about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr James Wilson Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 On 5/26/2022 at 3:55 PM, James XVI said: You're clearly on the pot 😜 um...well... Quote The Volleyball Avanti Immortali ..one, two, Jimmy's coming for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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