Popular Post CoraMcstrap Posted April 18, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted April 18, 2022 Fowl gone afoul Something fowl was going on in the chicken hutch. As dusk fell upon the Haunted Mansion a spine-chilling clucking could be heard. Egged on by the rest of housemates UPN endeavored to investigate. Cooped up inside, an infection driving the chickens into a wild-eyed frenzied cannibalism had taken hold, driving the chickens to chasing each other with sachets of sauce and peri-peri seasoning. It was plucking terrible so the housemates did the only responsible thing when faced with the zombie apeckalpyse and invited the chickens (who introduced themselves as LPH) to lunch Arctic Tails There was a twitching of cobwebbed curtains as a long, black hearse pulled up outside. “Who died?”, the housemates nervously chattered. The wind whistled as the long, gaunt chauffeur pulled a squat, round coffin from the back, nearly getting buried under snow in the process. “Delivery for the haunted mansion” he intoned. Even with FARK’s blustery winds it was a struggle pulling the coffin into the mansion, but with frost-bitten claws they finally succeeded. A crowbar revealed luxurious blue velvet-lining inside and a penguin with its flippers crossed sleeping an unnatural sleep. Something was very fishy! Suddenly the penguin’s blood-red eyes shot open and it started floating in mid air. With big sharp teeth glistening in the sickly moonlight it introduced itself as Polaris and said that it had come a long way to sample the local, seasonal fresh blood. Although it did also inquire about the possibility of getting a bigger fridge, before it started evaporating in the heat! TLDR: LPH and Polaris officially move into the Haunted Mansion 4 10 Quote UPN Prime Minister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Krampus Posted April 18, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted April 18, 2022 I thought they were already in the bloc 💀 12 Quote Inform Zigbir I have forgotten how to edit the signature field Please remind me how to do it post haste! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 5 minutes ago, Krampus said: I thought they were already in the bloc 💀 Nah they just got all their papers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoraMcstrap Posted April 18, 2022 Author Share Posted April 18, 2022 11 minutes ago, Krampus said: I thought they were already in the bloc 💀 LPH joined just before the war, Polaris joined just after. First chance had to post about it properly 3 Quote UPN Prime Minister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnauzerguy Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 10 minutes ago, Krampus said: I thought they were already in the bloc 💀 As far as I was concerned LPH already had treaties with every other full member, it just wasn’t announced presumably. And now they’ve announced them treaties+ New ones for polaris 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosta Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 Welcome formally lads! 🍻 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indger Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 Nice, good luck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokia Rokia Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 Congrats to LPH its well deserved I am cheering for y'all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velyni Vas Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 Congrats on the web! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloist II Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 A chicken store and ice… Haunted Mansion is a euphemism for a trap house isn’t it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexio15 Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 Congrats to all involved 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalachthefirst Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 Good luck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorra Himguard Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 (edited) 8 hours ago, Krampus said: I thought they were already in the bloc 💀 They are making it official. Goodluck HM. Edited April 18, 2022 by LunaHD16 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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