Altheus Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 18 minutes ago, Kevanovia said: Probably the wrong person to pick this argument on as I have likely fought more turns of war than your entire sphere combined. Seriously Kev, aren't we both a bit old to be puffing out our chests 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leftbehind Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Dr James Wilson said: @Leftbehind Look! The little spheres did something! As the former sekrit hedge leader and current sekrit Johnson in disguise, you are welcomed. It's nice to see my influence runs deep. 1 Quote FORMER LEADER OF COTL. PLEASE GROW INTERNALLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Matt2004 said: Micro sphere so unsure of their ability to blitz us they tried to hire mercenaries to boost their odds. In all seriousness, what's wrong with hiring mercenaries? During Silent War when I was in TEst I distinctly recall that UPN hired us to hit Pantheon. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khronox Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 3 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arln Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 We need to dogpile the Johnson’s! Too powerful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EViL0nE Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 1 hour ago, hidude45454 said: In all seriousness, what's wrong with hiring mercenaries? I'm honored that TFP is scare enough of us mostly-retired barely-awake Farkers that they had to hire mercenaries. It makes me feel so good I might not have to take my evening Metamucil. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalachthefirst Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 :thonk: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevanovia Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 9 minutes ago, EViL0nE said: I'm honored that TFP is scare enough of us mostly-retired barely-awake Farkers that they had to hire mercenaries. It makes me feel so good I might not have to take my evening Metamucil. Loving the “had to hire mercenaries” line, as I’m sure it’s the crutch your bloc is attempting to establish in case things don’t go your way in this war. Not that it matters, but we didn’t hire any mercenaries. Have you seen Johnsons tiering? Not a lot of expendable money to hire people - that money would be better spent to build up solid tiering and future war rebuilds (tbf, this is likely not something your bloc is familiar with - so I can sympathize with any confusion you may have) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firwof Kromwell Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 3 hours ago, Uriah 'the Fox' said: We have received word that the bloc known as Haunted Mansion have been trying to get a rise out of us through promises of “hitting dat Johnsons ass”. Well Mr. and/or Mrs. MINC, sir - consider us aroused. Johnsons are rising with a new family business, Who you gonna call? ( 1-800-555-2368) Time for us to get our proton pack and bust some ghosts Signed: 'The Johnsons' Family I find this fits plus better than the og GET DOS GHOST W/ DEM MEGA SHLONGS!!! Quote I personally voice my own thought processes based on own desires of informational curiosity as well love for discussion based on questions & statements I made rather just trusting info like a collective hivemind Onlookers whom hop aboard the brainless bandwagon refusing inter-articulation based on assumed feelings, go give yo balls a tug ya tit fugger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSKsplick Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 3 hours ago, Kevanovia said: Probably the wrong person to pick this argument on as I have likely fought more turns of war than your entire sphere combined. You've also probably rerolled more times than anyone in my sphere combined 🤣 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kosta Posted March 20, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted March 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Kevanovia said: Loving the “had to hire mercenaries” line, as I’m sure it’s the crutch your bloc is attempting to establish in case things don’t go your way in this war. Not that it matters, but we didn’t hire any mercenaries. Have you seen Johnsons tiering? Not a lot of expendable money to hire people - that money would be better spent to build up solid tiering and future war rebuilds (tbf, this is likely not something your bloc is familiar with - so I can sympathize with any confusion you may have) Woah woah woah Kev. When someone is on vacation mode, it means they are on vacation not planning wars, doing FA, and posting all over the forums. We all have a war to fight, you have a nice summer vacation to attend (and/or a war to dodge). Passe de bonnes vacances! 5 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indger Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 This is nice. Thank y'all for the trading profits! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevanovia Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 21 minutes ago, Kosta said: Woah woah woah Kev. When someone is on vacation mode, it means they are on vacation not planning wars, doing FA, and posting all over the forums. We all have a war to fight, you have a nice summer vacation to attend (and/or a war to dodge). Passe de bonnes vacances! Since you seemed to have only skimmed the thread, there ya go buddy. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axley Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 i was gonna head to the store to pick up some salt since i was running low in the cupboards...thanks for taking care of an errand Orbis! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altheus Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 3 hours ago, Kosta said: Woah woah woah Kev. When someone is on vacation mode, it means they are on vacation not planning wars, doing FA, and posting all over the forums. We all have a war to fight, you have a nice summer vacation to attend (and/or a war to dodge). Passe de bonnes vacances! 3 hours ago, Kevanovia said: Since you seemed to have only skimmed the thread, there ya go buddy. That's it Kev. Enjoy some pina colada on the beech whilst the bombs go down. After all, it's only Johnsons and the fighting is miles away 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexio15 Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 (edited) 5 hours ago, Kevanovia said: Since you seemed to have only skimmed the thread, there ya go buddy. I may be wrong but on this case, but I think this is a case of joke going way over your head buddy. Edited March 20, 2022 by Alexio15 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zei-Sakura Alsainn Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 44 minutes ago, Alexio15 said: I may be wrong but on this case, but I think this is a case of joke going way over your head buddy. It is, and it's a doing a hell of a number bolstering their comedy routine. Mans trying way too hard to be taken seriously while getting help to roll Fark lol. Cmon, we all know half of them would've never woken up anyway and went back to bed after a quick shot. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevanovia Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, Zei-Sakura Alsainn said: It is, and it's a doing a hell of a number bolstering their comedy routine. Mans trying way too hard to be taken seriously while getting help to roll Fark lol. Cmon, we all know half of them would've never woken up anyway and went back to bed after a quick shot. You’re trying to accuse someone who got a bloc to rename themselves to The Johnsons while sporting a Joe Exotic avatar who is best known for creating an alliance called Soup Kitchen and doing a radio show intro theme in a falsetto voice, as someone trying to be taken seriously? Edited March 20, 2022 by Kevanovia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uriah 'the Fox' Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share Posted March 20, 2022 15 hours ago, Altheus said: just out of curiosity how much did Fear cost? 100 Ruble and a bottle of Vodka to sweeten the deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evlar Ball Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 People who don't take themselves seriously wouldn't list all the unserious things they've done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Knox Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 Got to love how a lot of the thread has devolved into Kev trying to defend himself from the ghouls in HM. Please, re-center the focus on the conquest of our mighty overlords, The Johnsons! 1 2 Quote Federation of Knox Enlightened of Chaos, Event Horizon QA Team and API Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altheus Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 16 minutes ago, Uriah 'the Fox' said: 100 Ruble and a bottle of Vodka to sweeten the deal. Depends on the vodka but seems legit. If Fear start wading into the war smashed we'll know what happened 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevanovia Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 42 minutes ago, Evlar Ball said: People who don't take themselves seriously wouldn't list all the unserious things they've done. There’s a time and a place for everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemond Hauteville Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 I do congratulate you on this move. Instead of waiting to get hit, you took matters into your own hands and have offensively blitzed another war. Though no real CB, this offensive blitz has given you a great advantage, as we've seen across multiple wars in Orbis. However, even after taking the initiative during this war, it was a bit uncanny to see the stats and numbers afterwards. It's quite disturbing you've squandered your advantage, perhaps you could elaborate? 2 Quote Minister of Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevanovia Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Bohemond Hauteville said: I do congratulate you on this move. Instead of waiting to get hit, you took matters into your own hands and have offensively blitzed another war. Though no real CB, this offensive blitz has given you a great advantage, as we've seen across multiple wars in Orbis. However, even after taking the initiative during this war, it was a bit uncanny to see the stats and numbers afterwards. It's quite disturbing you've squandered your advantage, perhaps you could elaborate? Net damage stats don’t mean much if you look at the type of attacks HM are using. By leaning on naval/missle attacks, you are going to have a higher damage output at first but will end up faltering later on if you look at the % of the military you maintain. For example: If you look at the amount of dogfights: TFP (which have a lot of opportunities) alone have more attacks than your entire bloc. As the war meta currently sits, Johnsons are far outperforming HM. In short, unless you make a major change - you have already lost. (Side note: I do want to say that I am happy to see Polaris is out of hibernation and providing activity to the warfront/forums! Happy to have you back Polaris!) Edited March 20, 2022 by Kevanovia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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