[DoE] Lighthouse

[Lumo Wojiak-Deng]

The alliance Lighthouse has declared EXISTENCE through politics and war fourms! We are not some crappy alliance that will fail in a few weeks, we are strong! 
 

Lighthouse provides everything a normal alliance does, but we also provide a ticket to heaven and a type of community you’ve never seen before. We offer tutorials, grants, loans, and sometime later we will also have a singing bonus or some sort that you will get after a month. We have many Allie’s and treaties, oh and don’t attack Kaka he doesn’t have anything cause he’s broke 😂. 

[Michael Gary Scott]

5 minutes ago, Kaka Canli said:

The alliance Lighthouse has declared EXISTENCE through politics and war fourms! We are not some crappy alliance that will fail in a few weeks, we are strong! 
 

Lighthouse provides everything a normal alliance does, but we also provide a ticket to heaven and a type of community you’ve never seen before. We offer tutorials, grants, loans, and sometime later we will also have a singing bonus or some sort that you will get after a month. We have many Allie’s and treaties, oh and don’t attack Kaka he doesn’t have anything cause he’s broke 😂. 

TLDR?

[Lumo Wojiak-Deng]

We are sorry you have the attention span of a 10 year old.

1 minute ago, Michael Gary Scott said:

TLDR?

 

[Exar Kun -George]

1 week 

[Lumo Wojiak-Deng]

1 minute ago, Azazel said:

1 week 

Wdym

[John M Keynes]

24 minutes ago, Kaka Canli said:

The alliance Lighthouse has declared EXISTENCE through politics and war fourms! We are not some crappy alliance that will fail in a few weeks, we are strong! 
 

Lighthouse provides everything a normal alliance does, but we also provide a ticket to heaven and a type of community you’ve never seen before. We offer tutorials, grants, loans, and sometime later we will also have a singing bonus or some sort that you will get after a month. We have many Allie’s and treaties, oh and don’t attack Kaka he doesn’t have anything cause he’s broke 😂. 

Sorry mate, but this ain't going to work out

Gosh, so many grammar mistakes!

Edited March 11, 2022 by Key

[Audon]

10 minutes ago, Kaka Canli said:

Wdym

Oh. You really don't know what you're getting yourself into. The big boys don't !@#$ with RP up here, my friend.

Edited March 11, 2022 by Audon

[Lumo Wojiak-Deng]

3 minutes ago, Key said:

Sorry mate, but this ain't going to work out

Gosh, so many grammar mistakes!

“Singing bonus”

[Michael Gary Scott]

14 minutes ago, Azazel said:

1 week 

you overestimate 

[Lumo Wojiak-Deng]

1 minute ago, Audon said:

Oh. You really don't know what you're getting yourself into. The big boys don't !@#$ with RP up here, my friend.

If you think this RP you must be living in a different dimension.

[Audon]

3 minutes ago, Kaka Canli said:

If you think this RP you must be living in a different dimension.

I recommend you read up on how actual Orbis politics work.

[Lumo Wojiak-Deng]

9 minutes ago, Michael Gary Scott said:

5 minutes ago, Audon said:

I recommend you read up on how actual Orbis politics work.

Ok, how do I do that?

[Audon]

Read the forums, extensively. Lots of reading. Join Big alliance servers as FA. Talk to people in said servers. Ask questions, if they don't ignore you out of annoyance. Things like that. You'll figure it out. But learn. You want to succeed? Learn a lot.

And don't a rude smartass. Be nice.

Edited March 11, 2022 by Audon

[Lumo Wojiak-Deng]

9 minutes ago, Audon said:

Read the forums, extensively. Lots of reading. Join Big alliance servers as FA. Talk to people in said servers. Ask questions, if they don't ignore you out of annoyance. Things like that. You'll figure it out. But learn. You want to succeed? Learn a lot.

And don't a rude smartass. Be nice.

Ok

[Emperor Adam]

26 minutes ago, Audon said:

And don't a rude smartass. Be nice.

But being a rude smartass is literally 90% of FA. I'm confused, friend!

[Audon]

8 minutes ago, Emperor Adam said:

But being a rude smartass is literally 90% of FA. I'm confused, friend!

Different ways of perceiving things, I guess.

[JustJinx]

1 hour ago, Azazel said:

1 week 

A week? Pff, I'd give it 24hrs.

[Lumo Wojiak-Deng]

4 minutes ago, JustJinx said:

A week? Pff, I'd give it 24hrs.

You guys are talking about how long it’ll last until you run out of braincells right. Jk.

[Audon]

1 minute ago, Kaka Canli said:

You guys are talking about how long it’ll last until you run out of braincells right. Jk.

Bold of you to assume we even have braincells and any semblance of sanity left on this shithole we call Orbis.

[Lumo Wojiak-Deng]

4 minutes ago, Audon said:

Bold of you to assume we even have braincells and any semblance of sanity left on this shithole we call Orbis.

Is that why people just nuke other nations carefree?

[Audon]

Yeah. It's very fun. You should try it sometime. Nukes are delicious.

[Thalmor]

14 minutes ago, Audon said:

Bold of you to assume we even have braincells and any semblance of sanity left on this shithole we call Orbis.

Take some advice from your elder: Arguing with a fool does not make you smart. It just makes you a fool alongside them. 

[Origin]

please ensure that you've actually made it out of the crib before posting in alliance affairs kthx

edit: has anyone told you that your nation flag looks like absolute cancer

Edited March 12, 2022 by Origin

[Lumo Wojiak-Deng]

Just now, Thalmor said:

Take some advice from your elder: Arguing with a fool does not make you smart. It just makes you a fool alongside them. 

 

9 minutes ago, Audon said:

Yeah. It's very fun. You should try it sometime. Nukes are delicious.

I hear the uranium has billions or calories too.

[MinesomeMC]

Finally a part 2 on the lighthouse post