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An American battleship ship is traveling at night around Canada when the radio comes on. It says "Canadian Navy to American Battleship, we have detected that you are on a collision course with us. Please alter your course 5 degrees north by north-east to avoid collision, over."

The ship's captain looks at his crewmates, gives them a wink, and picks up the radio. He replies, "American Battleship to Canadian Navy, you are on a collision course with us. Please alter *your* course 5 degrees south by southwest to avoid collision. Over."

The radio comes back on. "Canadian Navy to American Battleship, we can't do that. Please alter your course 5 degrees north by north-east to avoid collision. Over."

The captain takes the radio and, in his best show of authority, says "American Battleship to Canadian Navy. We are the USS Lincoln, one of the largest naval vessels in the entire US navy, and escorted by multiple support ships. If you do not alter your course, we will be forced to defend ourselves to avoid collision. Over."

The radio goes silent for a moment.

Finally, it comes back on. "Canadian Navy to American Battleship. We are a lighthouse. Your call. Over."

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3 hours ago, Dr James Wilson said:

Hi, I'll have a hot dog and some fries with a medium coke. 

 

 

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On 2/16/2022 at 5:49 PM, Kaka Canli said:

Welcome to lighthouses forums! 

5. For an alliance announcement post of the below types, it must be tagged using brackets and the abbreviation or name listed above at the beginning of the title of the post. Posts of a type not listed below do not require tags. You must tag your post in the beginning of the title if it falls into one of the following categories:

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  • [DoE] Declaration of Existence

Hmm, since 'The Lighthouse' just came into existence a week or so ago, I'm surprised no one has reported you for violating Rule #5, but you'll be inactive and/or disbanded by March so I guess they all think it's kind of pointless. 

Still, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the fine pirates of Arrgh for their fine work in putting you on beige.

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I don’t check forums much but wow this is a lot

On 2/23/2022 at 9:32 PM, Aglet Guyn said:

5. For an alliance announcement post of the below types, it must be tagged using brackets and the abbreviation or name listed above at the beginning of the title of the post. Posts of a type not listed below do not require tags. You must tag your post in the beginning of the title if it falls into one of the following categories:

  •  
  • [DoE] Declaration of Existence

Hmm, since 'The Lighthouse' just came into existence a week or so ago, I'm surprised no one has reported you for violating Rule #5, but you'll be inactive and/or disbanded by March so I guess they all think it's kind of pointless. 

Still, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the fine pirates of Arrgh for their fine work in putting you on beige.

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So what do we need to do 

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On 3/5/2022 at 8:16 PM, Kaka Canli said:

I don’t check forums much but wow this is a lot

So what do we need to do 

Your leader getting off grey and logging in would probably be a good start.

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On 2/23/2022 at 9:32 PM, Aglet Guyn said:

5. For an alliance announcement post of the below types, it must be tagged using brackets and the abbreviation or name listed above at the beginning of the title of the post. Posts of a type not listed below do not require tags. You must tag your post in the beginning of the title if it falls into one of the following categories:

  •  
  • [DoE] Declaration of Existence

Hmm, since 'The Lighthouse' just came into existence a week or so ago, I'm surprised no one has reported you for violating Rule #5, but you'll be inactive and/or disbanded by March so I guess they all think it's kind of pointless. 

Still, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the fine pirates of Arrgh for their fine work in putting you on beige.

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Haha we made a DoE

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