Popular Post Tugger Posted January 18, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 18, 2022 "What in the world are we gonna do boss! We have just far too much illegal…uhh," *cough*, "I mean chicken to clean," Dusty exclaimed. A thin sliver of light shines through the blinds in the back office, illuminating a pensive Tugger sitting at his desk. Quickly and calmly he says, "We are growing steadily, no need to worry." Pausing for a moment, he glances at a nearby graph, then turns right to face those patiently standing before him; the true management: ODanny, Leo, Chris. Continuing he says, "In fact, we need to go bigger." Tugger then motions for his trusted crew to look out of the window in the dining room, into a clear, calm Albuquerque night. In an elegant manner, he gestured across the street, towards the parking lot of the Camelot themed White Castle. "We need not limit ourselves to chicken alone," he concluded, as a man with a name tag that crudely resembled: "EpiMETHeus - Owner" humbly swept the sidewalk. 1. Intel sharing 1. Signers agree to share any and all trade secrets with the other party, including but not limited to: secret sauces, vital military information, chicken batter recipes, etc.2. Mutual defense 1. In the unlikely event of a DEA raid or siege of any kind, signers agree to assist the other party as much as possible. 3. Business ventures 1. Signers agree to alert each other of possible business outreach opportunities, such as DEA fun-run sponsorships and other assorted charity drives. 4. At least give some notice…. 1. Signers agree to not terminate the contract without a 72hr notice. Signing for Camelot: King: Epimetheus Archduke of EA: Flavee Archdukes of IA: Aliyan & RandomDude Archdukes of MA: Sigi & Evlar Archduke of FA: Dabsion Signing for Los Pollos Hermanos: Chicken Men: Dusty and Yours Truly Managers: Chris, Leo, and ODanny Head of Head: Your Mother TL;DR - Los Pollos Hermanos has signed an MDoAP with Camelot. P.S. - Whatever you do, do not put "chickelot" into google translate from English -> Spanish, then hit the "swap languages" button 3 times. 2 9 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovapn Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 good luck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majima Goro Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Disband! 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exar Kun -George Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 A match made in heaven 2 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tugger Posted January 18, 2022 Author Share Posted January 18, 2022 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Majima Goro said: Disband! Damn. That was so original, that I can't help but take it extremely personal. LPH hereby disbands. 5 minutes ago, Jovapn said: good luck Thanks, Jova! Unfortunately we have to disband now because a forum comment said so. 😔 Edited January 18, 2022 by Tugger edit 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evlar Ball Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Stay tuned for Camelot chicken sliders Available soon at a gas station near you 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jovapn Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 5 minutes ago, Tugger said: Thanks, Jova! Unfortunately we have to disband now because a forum comment said so. 😔 Sorry to hear that. You will be missed 😤😤👊 R.I.P where tf am I gonna get my chicken now 😣 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tugger Posted January 18, 2022 Author Share Posted January 18, 2022 Just now, Jovapn said: Sorry to hear that. You will be missed 😤😤👊 R.I.P where tf am I gonna get my chicken now 😣 Los Pollos Hermanos wiped out the competition years ago. I'm afraid there will be no further winner winners, nor chicken dinners. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evlar Ball Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 4 minutes ago, Jovapn said: Sorry to hear that. You will be missed 😤😤👊 R.I.P where tf am I gonna get my chicken now 😣 El Hermano Pollo presumably 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artifex Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Disband! 2 Quote Love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indger Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Goodluck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunaHD Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Good y’all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnauzerguy Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Camelot happy meal when? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokia Rokia Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 I'll raise a glass to a good future when I get a chance so cheers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, Azazel said: A match made in heaven Truly Edited January 18, 2022 by JadenStar10 Quote Hammer Councillor of The Lost Mines Diety Emeritus of The Immortals, Patres Conscripti (President Emeritus) of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Lieutenant Emeritus of Black Skies, Imperator Emeritus of the Valyrian Freehold, Imperator Emeritus of the Divine Phoenix, Prefect Emeritus of Carthago, Regent Emeritus of the New Polar Order, Coal Duke (Imperator Emeritus) of The Coal Mines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigbigadorlou Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Props for actually writing a treaty instead of just putting a longwinded fan fiction that says next to nothing about why I started (and stopped) reading a wall of text. 👍 2 Quote Hey Krampus, the signature edit is under account settings. Actually, here's the link. https://forum.politicsandwar.com/index.php?/settings/signature/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryks Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 3 hours ago, Tugger said: P.S. - Whatever you do, do not put "chickelot" into google translate from English -> Spanish, then hit the "swap languages" button 3 times. Does nothing. Boring. [image is after the third swap.] 2 Quote Photos taken moments before disaster: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey_wall Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Delicious dragon fire cooked chicken coming soon to a location near you. good luck! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Titan Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Yay! Glad to see you guys making moves, I look forward to see what you do next. 1 Quote Peace in our time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 This is just the Camelot - BoC treaty. With TFP i guess being SCX-BK and Waffle House being NPO? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tugger Posted January 18, 2022 Author Share Posted January 18, 2022 6 hours ago, Ryks said: Does nothing. Boring. [image is after the third swap.] Hmm, that’s not what it’s supposed to say. It should’ve been a funny word. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Iroh Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 The drive thru shall be lined with cars for miles with people wanting to just try the menu. We can all take pointers in the perfection of this business management. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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