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Just now, hidude45454 said:

mindless pixelhugging

REMINDER that it's not the fault of the players that the game mechanics encourage building infra and pixel hugging as a necessity for long term growth. The people who say this can be right when they say so while being forced to play the metagame by Alex. If you have an issue, who you really should be talking to is Alex, not crapping up a surrender thread. :<

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8 minutes ago, BigMorf said:

 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

The Academy Awards to Relocate 2022 Show

 

 

Today, The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced it would be relocating the 95th Oscars ceremony to Mumbai (Bollywood). This announcement comes on the heels of the full scale destruction of the Dolby Theater in Hollywood after the devastation inflicted upon Hollywood during the war. The Academy in a nod to the ascendency of Bollywood films and in acknowledgement of the defeat it suffered in the 2021 Awards Season to Bollywood will be hosting the Oscars for the first time ever in Bollywood.

 

When asked to comment on the matter Queen Benfro of Radiant Studios was overheard saying the following. “They boomed us. Those Bollywood f@@*ers are so good.” Sweeeeet Ronny D of Grumpy Studios was also quoted as saying the following. “They had me in the first half… And the second half.” The Academy has also heard from sources that Vanek of Guardian Studios is driving through the ruined streets of Hollywood begging (through texts) for the address to Bollywood Studios. 

 

The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences is looking forward to having the 95th annual Oscars in Bollywood, as Hollywood has waved the white flag of surrender. 

 

 

Formal Terms:

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  • Hollywood formally surrenders to the combined forces of Rose Sphere and Blackwater.
  • There will be no new wars declared after the September 17th-18th day change. Existing wars to end via beige or individual agreement.
  • There will be a three month NAP between all parties that will end on December 18th.
  • All alliances will revert to their pre-war colors.
  • Adrienne owes Sval a potato.

 

Signatures and all that Jazz:

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For Bollywood:

Signed for the Syndicate
WANA, Chief Global Strategist
Gray, Chief Security Officer
Justin, Chief Financial Officer
Lucas, Chief Operations Officer

 

Signed for Eclipse
Vein & Pascal, Commanders

 

Signed for House Stark
King in the North: Zygon
Hand of the King: Darth Ataxia
Three Eyed Raven: Samani
Archmaester: Starfuze 
Lord Commander: Henry Sutton
Master of Coin: Enjgine
Wisdom of Alchemists: Village

 

Signed for The Legion
totem, Imperator
Istandor, Proconsul 
David Ben-Gurion, Consul of Foreign Affairs
kiwilliam, Consul of Internal Affairs
Micheal Lybrand, Consul of Military Affairs

 

Signed for The Order of the White Rose
Prime - Janitor Bob (Good Guy)
Legate of Foreign Affairs - Kamade
Legate of Internal Affairs - Kabu
Legate of Economics - Karl XVIII
Legate of Defence - Ekrdin

 

Signed for Carthago
Daveth - Suffet
Krampus, Asierith and Gallant - Elders

 

Signed for The Rohirrim
High King JaxTeller
Prince of Rohan Aggeremid

Signed for Rose
Emperor: Valkorion Baratheon
High Justice: Vexz
Horizon Guard of FA: Harry Flashman 

 

Signed for Swords of Sanghelios,
Arbiter - christian2094
Kaidon - JadenStar10
Chief Advisor - Borg
Oracle Master of Warfare - Flamescove
Oracle Master of the Interior - MorganL
Oracle Master of the Exterior - Grabacr
Oracle Master of the Treasury - EiznekcamKcaj
Oracle Master of Machines - Scatheon

 

Signed for Church of Atom
His Holiness, Pontifex Atomicus - James II
Primus Inter Pares - Keza Purple
Cardinal of Foreign Affairs: Kongo Jack
Cardinal of Internal Affairs: RandomNoobster
Cardinal of Finance: Soxirella
Cardinal of Protection: John Baraboo

 

Signed on behalf of the One Big Union (ASM)
Bird Shorten
emily
Redarmy

 

Signed for Respublica Romana (R&R)
Consul: Dreadnought
Senator: Warrick, ELSheepO

 

Signed for VooDoo
- Cosmos
- Vice

 

Signed for Alpha
Placentica

 

Signed for Polaris
Almighty Grub

 

 


For Hollywood:

 

/s/ The Knights Radiant
King of the Heralds: Benfro
Prince of the Heralds: Wizel
Ghostblood: BigMorf
Heralds of War: Blink and Miller
Herald of Growth: Lancelot
Herald of Internal Affairs: WarriorSoul
Herald of Fabrials: Talus

 

/s/ Guardian
Memph
Vanek
JtTeE
Synthesis

 

/s/ Black Knights
Emperor: The Right Honorable Yosodog, Master Black Man of the Realm, Seducer of Women, Protector of the Unholy Lands, Secretary of State for Useless Titles, Purveyor of Sexual Favors, God Emperor of the African Alliance, Lord Admiral-General President of Zimbabwe, Printer of Currency, etc
Viceroy: The Strump
Archduke of Defense: Clown 
Archduke of Foreign Affairs: Supercheese 
Archduke of the Interior: BigGtheSlayer
Archduke of Economics: Brandon Donsberger

 

/s/ Grumpy Old Bastards
Sweeeeet Ronny D

 

/s/ The Order
Boyce the Great
Lord Vader

 

/s/ Oblivion

Vexz
Ockey2
Ockey5
Ockey7


List of alliances covered in the NAP: 

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For Hollywood: 

Grumpy Old Bastards, Guardian, The Knights Radiant, Black Knights, The Order, Oblivion, Name Withheld, Chocolate Castle, Seven Kingdoms, The Cult of Osiris

 

For Bollywood: 

The Syndicate, The Enterprise, Eclipse, House Stark, The Legion, Order of the White Rose, Carthago, The Rohirrim, Rose, ASM, Swords of Sanghelios, Church of Atom, Respublica Romana, VooDoo, Alpha, Polaris

tl;dr 

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1 minute ago, Leftbehind said:

NAPs are terrible and whoever pushed for them should be ashamed of themselves. 

Congratulations on the peace tho. 

Don't worry. We don't have a NAP with you 😈

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Hey Krampus, the signature edit is under account settings. Actually, here's the link.

https://forum.politicsandwar.com/index.php?/settings/signature/

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12 minutes ago, hidude45454 said:

GW16: Ends with blanket NAP

Literally everyone: NAPs are bad

Literally everyone: NAPs encourage political stagnation and mindless pixelhugging

HW: Offers no NAP to Roasis Inc in order to set a good precedent

tS: Agrees with everyone (caught in 4k)

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Rose: (Absent from the political picture as per usual, wants to pixelhug and scared of getting clapped by BW so probably simping to Oasis to roll BW after NAP as we speak)

GW19, BW + Rose:

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For shame! Shame on you!

Short NAPs arent bad, its long NAPs and Blanket NAPs that are problematic

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