Popular Post Changeup Posted August 30, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 30, 2021 (edited) Here at Waffle House, our number one priority is good food fast. We're owned by our employees, so our number one priority is to our loyal customers, and not greedy executives and shareholders. The reason our food tastes so good (especially when you're drunk) is because of the care and dedication that goes into it, a byproduct of our homegrown leadership programs. Unfortunately, some individuals do not uphold the high standards that Waffle House has. One morning, Jacob and Duncan were sitting at the counter when Quackers ran in, yelling incoherently about meth chickens and this new restaurant across the street. Duncan looked out the window. "Los Pollos Hermanos", the sign read. Outside, a filthy old man named Dusty Dart was welcoming patrons in. The very same Dusty Dart that had destroyed the old Pantheon Diner, and ran off with Stratosphere Steakhouse's money. And now, he's selling drug laced chicken in an effort to steal Waffle House's loyal customers. It would be going against our moral code to allow these gross ethical violations to continue. As such, Waffle House declares war on Los Pollos Hermanos.The Waffle House Index is now YELLOW. Edited August 30, 2021 by Changeup 5 1 25 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Grey_wall Posted August 30, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 30, 2021 Begun, the chicken waffle war. Has. good luck! 1 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Nice, go get em. 3 1 Quote Coal Duke (Imperator Emeritus) of The Coal Mines Diety Emeritus of The Immortals, Patres Conscripti (President Emeritus) of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Lieutenant Emeritus of Black Skies, Imperator Emeritus of the Valyrian Freehold, Imperator Emeritus of the Divine Phoenix, Prefect Emeritus of Carthago, Regent Emeritus of the New Polar Order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post zigbigadorlou Posted August 30, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 30, 2021 Please state your CB in plain words or I'm labeling this as a grudge match. 12 Quote Hey Krampus, the signature edit is under account settings. Actually, here's the link. https://forum.politicsandwar.com/index.php?/settings/signature/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Nice Try but Dusty sells drug-laced tacos. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grabacr Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Schmo Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Man, you got something about mexican food being better than the soggy waffles you sell? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorra Himguard Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 How much you wanna bet aurora will be next to declare? 2 1 6 Quote Hiya, I'm Sorra! Current IA Head for TCM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Changeup Posted August 30, 2021 Author Share Posted August 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, Joe Schmo said: Man, you got something about mexican food being better than the soggy waffles you sell? We don’t just sell waffles. We’re the number one seller of T-bone steaks, hash browns, and we serve over 2% of all eggs consumed in the USA. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ToxicPepper Posted August 30, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 30, 2021 Suffocate them by forcing Waffles down their throats! 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Firwof Kromwell Posted August 30, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 30, 2021 1 minute ago, ToxicPepper said: Suffocate them by forcing Waffles down their throats! That's quite the kink there my guy 1 9 Quote I personally voice my own thought processes based on own desires of informational curiosity as well love for discussion based on questions & statements I made rather just trusting info like a collective hivemind Onlookers whom hop aboard the brainless bandwagon refusing inter-articulation based on assumed feelings, go give yo balls a tug ya tit fugger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Benfro Posted August 30, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 30, 2021 Ah, the traditional "wait until their protector is fully zeroed out by a dogpile to jump a micro" maneuver. I would say good luck, but you don't need it. Keep it classy. 1 13 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firwof Kromwell Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 22 minutes ago, Changeup said: One morning, Jacob and Duncan were sitting at the counter when Quackers ran in, yelling incoherently about meth chickens and this new restaurant across the street. Now hear me out, what if.....WHAT IF... y'all put the waffle & the chicken together? I may sound insane but take a moment to think about it. It doesn't sound half bad does it? As long as take out the unnecessary...cough... additives per se. 4 Quote I personally voice my own thought processes based on own desires of informational curiosity as well love for discussion based on questions & statements I made rather just trusting info like a collective hivemind Onlookers whom hop aboard the brainless bandwagon refusing inter-articulation based on assumed feelings, go give yo balls a tug ya tit fugger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey_wall Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, Firwof Kromwell said: Now hear me out, what if.....WHAT IF... y'all put the waffle & the chicken together? I may sound insane but take a moment to think about it. It doesn't sound half bad does it? As long as take out the unnecessary...cough... additives per se. I think the war goal is annexation of said chicken. The ultimate food alliance, and no one is stopping this madness. This delicious madness. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Changeup Posted August 30, 2021 Author Popular Post Share Posted August 30, 2021 11 minutes ago, Benfro said: Ah, the traditional "wait until their protector is fully zeroed out by a dogpile to jump a micro" maneuver. I would say good luck, but you don't need it. Keep it classy. Dusty is someone who has couped and/or stolen the bank of an alliance at least five times. He used multis, was banned for it, and still boasts about it. One of his government members is also a known bank thief. Sorry, but classy isn’t an argument here. 24 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Danzek Posted August 30, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 30, 2021 12 minutes ago, Benfro said: Ah, the traditional "wait until their protector is fully zeroed out by a dogpile to jump a micro" maneuver. I would say good luck, but you don't need it. Keep it classy. Your ally, TO, protecting dusty after he coups alliances, also very classy. Waffle House formed a few days ago, global was already happening. 19 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arln Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Wow! Y’all can take on a micro much smaller than your alliance? That’s gotta take a lot of courage and skill! 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Feels like a Yellow Level 6 Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Changeup Posted August 30, 2021 Author Share Posted August 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Redarmy said: Feels like a Yellow Level I can’t believe I forgot to include the Waffle House index in the DoW. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey_wall Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Changeup said: I can’t believe I forgot to include the Waffle House index in the DoW. That's it. Rooting for the chicken place, for shame lol 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 4 minutes ago, Changeup said: I can’t believe I forgot to include the Waffle House index in the DoW. I know. Disappointing 4 Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ramona Posted August 30, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 30, 2021 The TKR Moral Superiority Police have been deployed to this forum post it seems. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sphinx Posted August 30, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 30, 2021 If BW/Rose peaced out now you'd be so dead.... But lets hope that doesn't happen, best of luck in messing up the chicken joint. Get some vengeance for what Dusty did to Pantheon. @Changeup 4 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Benfro Posted August 30, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 30, 2021 56 minutes ago, Changeup said: Dusty is someone who has couped and/or stolen the bank of an alliance at least five times. He used multis, was banned for it, and still boasts about it. One of his government members is also a known bank thief. Sorry, but classy isn’t an argument here. Apparently I’m either illiterate or ignorant. Did I miss this reasoning being written somewhere? Or was I just supposed to know via osmosis? Thanks for rolling out the downvote brigade instead of just telling the rest of us that are otherwise occupied what this is all about. 17 minutes ago, Ramona said: The TKR Moral Superiority Police have been deployed to this forum post it seems. Oh thank goodness! I thought someone on OWF might have an original thought. Oh wait, never mind. Let’s just retread the oldest accusation in the book of TKR World Police. Forgive me for accusing the #15 alliance of smashing some micro without a stated reason as being classless. Maybe next time someone could tell the rest of us what is going on. 5 6 6 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John M Keynes Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Nice revenge y'all, wish y'all good luck! 2 1 Quote My opinion may not reflect those of my alliance or its affiliates. Please read at your own discretion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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