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Congratz, good luck

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Hammer Councillor of The Lost Mines
Diety Emeritus of The Immortals, Patres Conscripti (President Emeritus) of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Lieutenant Emeritus of Black Skies, Imperator Emeritus of the Valyrian Freehold, Imperator Emeritus of the Divine Phoenix, Prefect Emeritus of Carthago, Regent Emeritus of the New Polar Order, Coal Duke (Imperator Emeritus) of The Coal Mines

 

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6 minutes ago, Grabacr said:

Question: What type of waffle topping? 
Fudge sauce
or 
Maple syrup?

Such doesn't exist at Waffle House.

8 minutes ago, Jacob Apple said:

Waffle House 

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Declaration of existence
Credit to Evie for writing this!

 

 

*The scene opens, introducing our main characters, Jacob Apple and Duncan Croford. Duncan invited Jacob out for breakfast at a Waffle House, saying he had a huge bombshell of a proposal to offer him. We arrive now at the beginning of their discussion.*

 

Jacob:” Greetings Duncan. Please have a seat, I was just about to place my order.”

 

*He waves him over, with a friendly smile on his face*

 

Duncan:” Hey Jacob, why did you arrange this meeting?”

 

 *Duncan sits across from Jacob, placing his order as well*

 

Jacob:” Oh, I have my reasons. But come on, relax, enjoy a meal. It’s been a while since we have done that, old friend.”

 

Duncan:” I suppose you’re right.”

 

*Their orders arrive, and as they are eating Jacob brings up his proposal*

 

Jacob:” So, you're still in charge of the Brotherhood Family?”

 

Duncan:” Always have been. Same with you for the Stratosphere Marine Corps?”

 

Jacob:” You know it. Now, I've been thinking. Our alliances are doing well on their own, but just imagine how much better they would be if we merged together. Just imagine it. Our merged alliance, moving on up to at least top 20. Don’t you agree it’s a good idea?”

 

*Duncan sits and ponders what he is bringing up, as he begins to speak*

Duncan:” You’re painting a very pretty picture to me, Jacob. I would love to take you up on your offer.”

*They shake hands, both of them grinning from excitement*

 

Jacob:” Now, what would this alliance be called? Stratosphere Family? Brotherhood Corps?”

*Duncan sits and thinks, and suddenly gets a grin on his face*

 

Jacob:” What are you grinning about over there, Duncan?”

 

Duncan:” Why don’t we name our alliance after the place we made the decision in?”

Jacob:” Waffle House?”

 

Duncan:” Waffle House.”

 

*They both stand, and recite the same line”

 

Both:”As of this day, Brotherhood Family and the Stratosphere Marine Corps are now merged, and our new alliance shall be known as Waffle House.”

FIN

As a Rockstar Grill Operator/An Amazing Server I approve of this Alliance.

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1 hour ago, Nelo said:

 

Do you have to say that during every alliance related post

it is the law

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nah but it was also a joke

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Don't know if y'all will care but I'm the one who wrote it! (Yes I know it probably says Scholar as my username but I changed it yet it won't let me change it on the forums smh) 

But please let me know if you guys liked what I wrote! ^.^

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1 hour ago, Count Von Deala said:

Could I have a classic waffle with bacon?

 

Still waiting, terrible customer service!

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I hope y'all had this conversation over an All-Star Special at 4 in the morning after watching your cook come back from their smoke break early because y'all showed up for whatever reason in the dead of night.

Also, as others have posted, I fully expect a Waffle House Index to be posted for global events and wars now, please.

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