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15 minutes ago, Cooper_ said:

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Orange Man Corporation News Release: Recognition of Hostile takeovers
Orange Man Corporation, commonly called TKR, hereby recognizes the attempted hostile takeover by hedge funds T$ and Rose.  Both companies have been implicated in predatory actions that have diminished investor confidence.  T$ executives have been caught in a series of contradictory statements that has rattled their resolve.  One man in a businessman-looking suit wearing a snake costume was quoted "What even is our CB?".  Rose company heads have engaged in consolidation that some fear is already too much.  Entire industries are now under the behemoth's control after many, many previous mergers.  A stout man from somewhere in the midwest with a mustache commented how "Rose took our jobs."  Share prices have tumbled for both companies with these revelations. 
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Investigations last night uncovered an operation from the two companies to take down the mom and pop business, Orange Man Corp. with the codename "GG G/G."  Execution of this plan was hindered by unforeseen technical difficulties resulting from extra high trading volume on the Sheepy exchange.  Upon learning of this, Benfro, queen of TKR, declared that he would begin immediately to take action to protect against the bevy of shorts and puts facing his shareholders.  

Ben was not the only one to take notice.  Soon, an army, with the moniker "Hollywood," were supporting Ben under the ancient principle of "YOLO".  T$ and Rose sustained billions in losses of hedge money as investors flocked to TKR.  While driving by in rural Iowa, one stereotypical swing voter recounted "TKR made him a millionaire.
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Internal polling has indicated that TKR has now replaced snek on moon.  Now emboldened, Ben sought to acquire assets from both T$ and Rose, setting his sights particularly on the subsidiary, Terminal Jest.  Thus, in a surprising maneuver, TKR began its own hostile takeovers of both T$ and Rose began under codename "Orange Man Bad".  Rumors circulated that as Benfro announced this, a chant could be heard from the knights of the company.  Continuing even to now, the echoes can be heard:
"I pledge allegiance, to the flag.  Against the $yndicate and Rose.  One orange alliance.  To prevent ROI and growth for all.  Furthermore, I am of the opinion that pixels must be destroyed."

- Signed: Orange Man Corp, TKR (soon to be found on the moon).

Tl;dr - TKR is ready to dance.  May only the worst ROI lead to the moon.

Orange Man Bad. Hail Orangeman!

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I pledge allegiance, to the flag.  Against the $yndicate and Rose.  One orange alliance.  To prevent ROI and growth for all.  Furthermore, I am of the opinion that pixels must be destroyed.

 

To the moon!

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12 minutes ago, Agent W said:

So if you haven’t worked it out yet, the whole dancing declaration of war was one giant metaphor. Many of you have been clamoring for more details, so let’s unpack it, shall we?

 

“We want to dance,”

 Is it really any wonder that when you have a prior history of storming our embassy to troll us and you make posts repeatedly to try and trash talk us and our allies?
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and make IC attacks on prominent members,
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we’d not be the biggest fans of HW? This really isn’t anything new – you lot have been on us from the start. We watched you guys shit talk BW for months leading up to your aggressive, no CB hit on Rose. We weren’t about to let you do the same to us. But if the “talk shit, get hit” CB doesn’t suffice for you all, I’m happy to show you what else we’ve got.

“ you want to dance,”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhMuB5Cqd1w

“and we saw you checking us out.”

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How are those veiled threats working out for you, SRD? It's not like you've even tried to cover your tracks.

“We’re not big believers in having to wait for the guy to work up the courage to pull us away from our friends and ask us out, so here we are.”

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So, there you have it, folks! A DoW unpacked – “Let’s dance!”

 

As an additional note, Cooper got the privilege of seeing a few of these logs a couple days again – a sneak preview if you will.
His response? “So your logs show that one of our gov members doesn’t like you?”

It’s heartwarming to see treaty partners learning from one another and growing but maybe pick a different lesson than the lack of accountability one, Cooper?
I know TKR is a pro at that but – bit of free advice here – it won’t make you any friends.

Speaking of which, how many demerits has Cooper earned, Adrienne? Surely he must have received a citation by now. No? Hmm…

P.S. Bonus screenshot fun time!

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They said mean things!!!!!! 

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1 minute ago, BigMorf said:

They said mean things!!!!!! 

So did KETOGG, and that was a good enough reason for TKR.

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1 minute ago, BigMorf said:

They said mean things!!!!!! 

Morf, this is a parody of TKR's CB in Dance Dance Revolution 

Following bascially the same guidelines

 

Might wanna look at that before commenting ;)

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2 minutes ago, Emperor Adam said:

Morf, this is a parody of TKR's CB in Dance Dance Revolution 

Following bascially the same guidelines

 

Might wanna look at that before commenting ;)

Can't fail the history test if you don't study history. 

*Finger to Head*

... wait crap

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Nice RoH, one of the better ones.

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1 hour ago, Cooper_ said:

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Orange Man Corporation News Release: Recognition of Hostile takeovers
Orange Man Corporation, commonly called TKR, hereby recognizes the attempted hostile takeover by hedge funds T$ and Rose.  Both companies have been implicated in predatory actions that have diminished investor confidence.  T$ executives have been caught in a series of contradictory statements that has rattled their resolve.  One man in a businessman-looking suit wearing a snake costume was quoted "What even is our CB?".  Rose company heads have engaged in consolidation that some fear is already too much.  Entire industries are now under the behemoth's control after many, many previous mergers.  A stout man from somewhere in the midwest with a mustache commented how "Rose took our jobs."  Share prices have tumbled for both companies with these revelations. 
Chinese-stocks-and-stock-market-crash.jpg.48196882feb98f22d6245bf3b24aec8a.jpg
Investigations last night uncovered an operation from the two companies to take down the mom and pop business, Orange Man Corp. with the codename "GG G/G."  Execution of this plan was hindered by unforeseen technical difficulties resulting from extra high trading volume on the Sheepy exchange.  Upon learning of this, Benfro, queen of TKR, declared that he would begin immediately to take action to protect against the bevy of shorts and puts facing his shareholders.  

Ben was not the only one to take notice.  Soon, an army, with the moniker "Hollywood," were supporting Ben under the ancient principle of "YOLO".  T$ and Rose sustained billions in losses of hedge money as investors flocked to TKR.  While driving by in rural Iowa, one stereotypical swing voter recounted "TKR made him a millionaire.
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Internal polling has indicated that TKR has now replaced snek on moon.  Now emboldened, Ben sought to acquire assets from both T$ and Rose, setting his sights particularly on the subsidiary, Terminal Jest.  Thus, in a surprising maneuver, TKR began its own hostile takeovers of both T$ and Rose began under codename "Orange Man Bad".  Rumors circulated that as Benfro announced this, a chant could be heard from the knights of the company.  Continuing even to now, the echoes can be heard:
"I pledge allegiance, to the flag.  Against the $yndicate and Rose.  One orange alliance.  To prevent ROI and growth for all.  Furthermore, I am of the opinion that pixels must be destroyed."

- Signed: Orange Man Corp, TKR (soon to be found on the moon).

Tl;dr - TKR is ready to dance.  May only the worst ROI lead to the moon.

whoops looks like I used My uno reverse card guess orange man corporation is heading to the floor now

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