Popular Post Horsecock Posted August 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2021 Now that KT is all warmed up and the audience all hyped up, it's time for the main event! In every life well lived, there comes a time when one finds occasion to visit the old places that are tied to fond memories with old friends. As I check my calendar to make plans for the weekend, to my horror, I discover that today is Friday the 13th. But being above superstition, I know that nothing could possibly go wrong. Thus, I resolve to visit the last place our merry monke horde saw fit to settle down, before resuming our endless pilgrimage: An upstart cow farM we remembered as not only welcoming, but also prosperous, promising, and destined for great things. Sure, they seemed a bit obsessed with the size of the "cows" of some grumpy whale farm and felt inadequate about their own size. Sure, they were a bit paranoid about global conspiracies and always expected to be the target of their wrath. Sure, they took their farMing just a little bit too seriously. But after all this time, I figure, they must've really come into their own and asserted themselves. So I set out and imagine all the wondrous possibilities of what I might find there today. When I arrive, at first I am a little perplexed. The farM looks just the same as I remembered, except that the cows had grown even fatter. But these cows aren't buff, they're just fat - even their evil grumpy whale nemesis had more muscle and less blubber. What is going on here? So I walk the farMstead, stepping over old memes - ones that I remember - scattered haphazardly across the ground. Every time I see a cow with a familiar face, I stop to ask them: "What have you done in the last 6 months? Why has nothing changed? When will you do all those great things we dreamed and talked about?" Often, I only get simple dismissive answers such as "moo", "I f***ed your mom :serious:" or "farming good". But a clear pattern emerges in the more elaborate answers: "After the next war..." These cows seem to be trapped in a self-perpetuating psychosis of some sort. In disbelief, I query the neighbouring villages. They all tell the same story, that absolutely nothing has happened on that farM this year, except the departure of a few prominent cows who still seemed to think more-or-less straight. And anyone who ventured there to inquire about their plans got the same answers I did. I begin to wonder. What is this mythical "next war" these cows both desperately await before making any new decisions, but at the same time are so afraid of? Why have they not once sallied forth on their own to bring war upon their enemies, or even to seek out new opportunities? How could this problem ever be resolved? Once again, KT has to do the desperately needed community service. And I'm the proverbial man with only a hammer. SIC SEMPER PIXELHUGGRIS! 5 21 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 This is the biggest bruh moment of 2021 Yolo lmao 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vero Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 moo 1 2 Quote Cry harder Wanted dead or alive for the following crimes: Thoughts of attempting rebellion, leaking, being a femboy, being a weeb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majima Goro Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 I want those cows Nika! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rewan Demontay Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 TD;LR KT is forcing everyone's reincarnation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangMoment Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 moo 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohammad Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 plz GW19..... oh Allah plz!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KindaEpicMoah Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 (edited) Took you long enough Also thank you for waiting to blitz us until after I came back from my camping trip Edited August 14, 2021 by KindaEpicMoah 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eschatos Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 GLHF 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammayed Hydid Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 HE'LL YEA BROTHER GET IN HERE BOYS IT's TIME FOR A LITTLE FUN BOYZ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Crusaders... in space? Quote Coal Duke (Imperator Emeritus) of The Coal Mines Diety Emeritus of The Immortals, Patres Conscripti (President Emeritus) of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Lieutenant Emeritus of Black Skies, Imperator Emeritus of the Valyrian Freehold, Imperator Emeritus of the Divine Phoenix, Prefect Emeritus of Carthago, Regent Emeritus of the New Polar Order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artifex Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Yay, war! 2 Quote Love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denison Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 (edited) >tmw I was eating dinner at my brothers house Edited August 14, 2021 by Denison added picture of my phone with 1% battery after finished blitzing on mobile while eating dinner 2 1 2 Quote Janny Larpers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Renarus Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 MONKE FRIDAY LADS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vali Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 (edited) MONKE CANNOT BE STOP!?!?! Edited August 14, 2021 by Vali 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TitanJazza Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Lmao, this will be fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorra Himguard Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 10 hours ago, hidude45454 said: This is the biggest bruh moment of 2021 Yolo lmao now that is something we can agree on. Quote Hiya, I'm Sorra! Current IA Head for TCM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nika_Cow_420 Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 How in the hell did i end up in KT dow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mars Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 based Quote Throw me to the wolves and I’ll return leading the pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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