Palestine Beats Homestuck in the war

[The Jerusalem Post]

Hello and welcome to the Jerusalem Post I am your host Omar and today we will be talking about the war between The Republic Of Palestine and Homestuck. It all started when The Republic Of Palestine was called in by United Ummah for a counter against Homestuck, The Republic Of Palestine quickly said yes hoping to earn alot of loot (which it did). So this is when the war started in the beginning The Republic Of Palestine kept airstriking Homestucks soilders as they had a bigger military but no planes and eventually their numbers got low and before The Republic Of Palestine could do a ground attack Homestuck nuked Jerusalem which was a act that was condemned by the internation world as Jerusalem has many holy sites and many worshipers from many different countries were there at the time so many talks happened and eventually The Republic Of Palestine came up with a peace treaty and sent it to Homestuck which then they jokingly declined and said that they profit from the war and that The Republic Of Palestine just filled up it's defensive slots so other alliances couldn't counter and Homestuck could just attack them. So after that The Republic Of Palestine kept launching ground attacks which were successful until Homestuck was overwhelmed and their army collapsed and they eventually surrendered and The Republic Of Palestine won and now people are protesting on the streets for the victory of The Republic Of Palestine and the revenge it got from Homestuck for nuking Jerusalem.

That's it for today I am your host Omar and I'll see you in the next one.