The Creation of The Jerusalem Post

[The Jerusalem Post]

Hello and welcome to the Jerusalem Post today is our first day as we got created today and for our first story we want to talk about some recent events that have happened as in the Nuking of Jerusalem by Homestuck of Space Invaders after The Republic Of Palestine was called by their alliance, United Ummah to join the war effort against Homestuck of Space Invaders after they attacked one of the alliances members, Rettolk and while in the war United Ummah or more specifically The Republic Of Palestine were doing really good until the Nuking of Jerusalem their capital which killed tons of people more specifically worshipers and destroyed lots of holy sites from thousands of years ago but luckily the main gems of the city stayed in tact like Temple Mount, the Western Wall and The Church of the Holy Sepulchre. Today is a sad day that won't be forgotten and the current situation right now is that almost half of the infrastructure in Jerusalem has been destroyed and almost a quarter of the population desecrated. The Republic of Palestine is seeking revenge and is striving it's hardest in it's war against Homestuck of Space Invaders and it's starting to win. Experts think the war will be over soon and casualties for The Republic of Palestine have reached 10 thousand and casualties for Homestuck of Space Invaders have reached 100 thousand. The city of Jerusalem is dangerous and hard to enter because of the radiation and the bad infrastructure. The Republic of Palestine is planning to call it's ally Chrisjewlamia into the war and it wants Space Invaders to pay.

Today is a dark day and will never be forgotten. I am your host Omar and this is Jerusalem Post 

(Hope you enjoyed our first forum)