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Diety Emeritus of The Immortals, Patres Conscripti (President Emeritus) of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Lieutenant Emeritus of Black Skies, Imperator Emeritus of the Valyrian Freehold, Imperator Emeritus of the Divine Phoenix, Prefect Emeritus of Carthago, Regent Emeritus of the New Polar Order

 

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Congratulations the victory, I suppose.

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Reina Leonor de Todos los Santos de Borbón y Ortiz

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So this happened:

One day-- let's call it Tuesday or Wednesday, depending on your time zone, but a day or so back at any rate, government Deacon Mr. Pennywise, one of the loveable winners in my current training alliance decided it was his goal in life to attack every applicant that ever existed in another alliance's applicant queue.  By my count he's attacked 40 or so in his last 50 attacks.  Apparently this is an allowed, okay thing in Orbis, since 96% of you guys either didn't know or didn't care about this enough to do anything.  Anyway, TKR did.  They immediately did a full body counter, and suddenly one war against TKR was now 4 battles: one raid and three counters.   

So far so good.  I would say this happens all the time, but clearly 96% of the time it doesn't.  But anyway, so far so good.  Our Atom guy panics, wets himself, wets me, wets some water, wets be fwiends, and then wets himself again.  Then he dries himself off and goes to the TKR Discord.  Not the Slack.  Not the TKR forums.  He goes to the TKR Discord and writes "I demand to speak to the FA of TKR" 5 or 6 times.   Hilarity ensues.  If I remember right, the Fluffy Assistant appears, then the Fire Arsenal, the Field Agent, and whatever a Faaaaaaaaaaaiya Aaawork is.   You'd expect a First-ideal Adrienne, but no such luck; no other F.A.s from TKR appeared, though a few random FAs of various micros that were in the TKR server stepped forth.  There was a bit more polite, pleasant cheery banter of the sort that usually proceeds fisticuffs or a melee brawl, and then TKR did its thing, won its little meme war with Pennywise....

and our government guy Pennywise decided to open an IA ticket and was promptly masked as a TKR applicant.  

He was in our serving memorizing various oaths and ideals, bought himself a little spren plushie on Etsy, and started reading Sanderson at the rest of us in our voice chat.  Even so, he apparently failed his entrance exam and was eventually returned to us a little older and not a bit wiser.  Canbec took away his TKR applicant mask.  

I am not making this up.  However for the cynical amongst you:

 

Aglet Green08/10/2021

I was wondering why Pennywise is a TKR applicant in your server
 
 
 
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Canbec08/10/2021

Ah that'd be why. I'll remove that mask
 
 
 
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Aglet Green08/10/2021

Don't be premature. We'll give him to you for Kirk and two guys to be named later.
 
 
 
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Canbec08/10/2021

How is that a fair trade?
 
 
 
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Aglet Green08/10/2021

It's totally not a fair trade.
 
 
 
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Canbec08/10/2021

I mean you can definitely keep Kirk and Joe but we can't give you a third
 
 
 
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Aglet Green08/10/2021

Fair point.
 
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20 hours ago, Aglet Green said:

So this happened:

One day-- let's call it Tuesday or Wednesday, depending on your time zone, but a day or so back at any rate, government Deacon Mr. Pennywise, one of the loveable winners in my current training alliance decided it was his goal in life to attack every applicant that ever existed in another alliance's applicant queue.  By my count he's attacked 40 or so in his last 50 attacks.  Apparently this is an allowed, okay thing in Orbis, since 96% of you guys either didn't know or didn't care about this enough to do anything.  Anyway, TKR did.  They immediately did a full body counter, and suddenly one war against TKR was now 4 battles: one raid and three counters.   

So far so good.  I would say this happens all the time, but clearly 96% of the time it doesn't.  But anyway, so far so good.  Our Atom guy panics, wets himself, wets me, wets some water, wets be fwiends, and then wets himself again.  Then he dries himself off and goes to the TKR Discord.  Not the Slack.  Not the TKR forums.  He goes to the TKR Discord and writes "I demand to speak to the FA of TKR" 5 or 6 times.   Hilarity ensues.  If I remember right, the Fluffy Assistant appears, then the Fire Arsenal, the Field Agent, and whatever a Faaaaaaaaaaaiya Aaawork is.   You'd expect a First-ideal Adrienne, but no such luck; no other F.A.s from TKR appeared, though a few random FAs of various micros that were in the TKR server stepped forth.  There was a bit more polite, pleasant cheery banter of the sort that usually proceeds fisticuffs or a melee brawl, and then TKR did its thing, won its little meme war with Pennywise....

and our government guy Pennywise decided to open an IA ticket and was promptly masked as a TKR applicant.  

He was in our serving memorizing various oaths and ideals, bought himself a little spren plushie on Etsy, and started reading Sanderson at the rest of us in our voice chat.  Even so, he apparently failed his entrance exam and was eventually returned to us a little older and not a bit wiser.  Canbec took away his TKR applicant mask.  

I am not making this up.  However for the cynical amongst you:

 

Aglet Green08/10/2021

I was wondering why Pennywise is a TKR applicant in your server
 
 
 
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Canbec08/10/2021

Ah that'd be why. I'll remove that mask
 
 
 
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Aglet Green08/10/2021

Don't be premature. We'll give him to you for Kirk and two guys to be named later.
 
 
 
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Canbec08/10/2021

How is that a fair trade?
 
 
 
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Aglet Green08/10/2021

It's totally not a fair trade.
 
 
 
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Canbec08/10/2021

I mean you can definitely keep Kirk and Joe but we can't give you a third
 
 
 
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Aglet Green08/10/2021

Fair point.
 

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