Popular Post Yzard Posted May 20, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 20, 2021 [at Oasis HQ]Kan, LT, Harry, Hansarius and Arthur squabble over whether they should rebrand Oasis as Honk now that a certain sphere famous for being named after a waterfowl has split up. Suddenly Arthur slams the table and walks out without saying a word. The others go over to the window only to see him ride off into the sunset on his horse limo. The others look at each other with shock. Kan's first thought is "we can do that?"Kan silently walks into the corner of the room, with his back facing the others and whips out his trusty ol' PiPhone and texts Toxic Pepper.[Somewhere in space]TP phone starts buzzing. Everyone else turns to look at his buzzing crotch. "Uhhhh... I... I just have really deep pockets..." TP says. He turns around and whips out his... Phone... And reads the messages from Kan "Mom come pick me up I'm scared". TP puts his 'phone' away and goes to wash his hands. Upon coming back he screams "WE'RE GOING TO COUP!" The heads of all the departments stare at him in return. An awkward silence fills the room. TP coughs and scratches his head "okay, we'll go pick Kan up." Everyone bursts into action. George Putin enters the coordinates, R E A L starts taxing everyone 110/-30, Cholan presses the on button, Yzard starts blaring Running in the 90s across the ship and TP goes to take a nap.[Oasis HQ (again)]A space ship crashes outside. Kan sees the Aurora logo on the side and cheers. He grabs his chair and throws it at the window only for the chair to bounce off the reinforced glass. He gives an awkward laugh and runs outside. Just before entering the ship he gives Oasis one last moon. Unfortunately he was facing the wrong way and mooned Aurora instead... Upon walking inside he gives TP a slap for mooning the alliance and starts barking orders. The ship's doors close and it takes off into the sunrise. Tldr: Aurora has given it's 72 (now 62) hours notice for leaving Oasis. THEY didn't kick US out. WE left THEM. As for the story itself? 19 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan0601 Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Wish You Guys The Best of Luck! Really enjoy working with you all! @Lord Tyrion @Harry Flashman @Hansarius 😭 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velyni Vas Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Best wishes Aurora! It was great working alongside you all. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Tyrion Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 It's been fun guys! Best of luck on your new adventure. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Schmo Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Bye Aurora 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiloist II Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Should have just named the bloc “Honk! Canadian Geese in Traffic” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Aurora: forms Oasis Aurora a few months later: leaves Oasis Good luck lmao 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post zigbigadorlou Posted May 20, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 20, 2021 Are we just disbanding all of the blocs? Should I disband hedge? 4 6 Quote Hey Krampus, the signature edit is under account settings. Actually, here's the link. https://forum.politicsandwar.com/index.php?/settings/signature/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yzard Posted May 20, 2021 Author Share Posted May 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, MinesomeMC said: Aurora: forms Oasis Aurora a few months later: leaves Oasis Good luck lmao We have commitment issues 😕 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendell Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, zigbigadorlou said: Are we just disbanding all of the blocs? Should I disband hedge? Yes you should! 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUT Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 (edited) PnW's blocs gonna end up looking like chunks of fat at this rate lol. Good luck! Edited May 20, 2021 by Mutsu 2 Quote Sultan of United Ummah, Head of Foreign Affairs.Inshallah, I will get some sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arln Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 6 minutes ago, zigbigadorlou said: Are we just disbanding all of the blocs? Should I disband hedge? Possibly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rewan Demontay Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 (edited) After we dissolve Oasis, and then Rose's bloc, and then Hedge at last, let's all partner up and form new teams. It seems to be current trend anyhow! Edited May 20, 2021 by Rewan Demontay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Knox Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 You forgot the part where I hold a Meme Gun (TM) to TP's head for wanting to coup Kan and remind him not to f### with Propaganda Man. 1 Quote Federation of Knox Enlightened of Chaos, Event Horizon QA Team and API Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Flashman Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 15 minutes ago, Kan0601 said: Wish You Guys The Best of Luck! Really enjoy working with you all! @Lord Tyrion @Harry Flashman @Hansarius 😭 Best of luck my friend, have always enjoyed your kan do attitude. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanJazza Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 The cancellations keep on coming, are we gonna have any full blocks at the end of the week? 😛 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander the Great Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 It was fun Oasis! Good luck to ya's! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 (edited) 2 ways I see Aurora Going: With Cam because they have an unusually good relationship with them (Happy Inc. and GNO FA (Along with stuff Epi has said)) With Nexus since they were tied to HS and OWR (I think?) Edited May 20, 2021 by Suyash Adhikari Quote Coal Duke (Imperator Emeritus) of The Coal Mines Diety Emeritus of The Immortals, Patres Conscripti (President Emeritus) of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Lieutenant Emeritus of Black Skies, Imperator Emeritus of the Valyrian Freehold, Imperator Emeritus of the Divine Phoenix, Prefect Emeritus of Carthago, Regent Emeritus of the New Polar Order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yzard Posted May 20, 2021 Author Share Posted May 20, 2021 9 minutes ago, Suyash Adhikari said: 2 ways I see Aurora Going: With Cam because they have an unusually good relationship with them (Happy Inc. and GNO FA (Along with stuff Epi has said)) With Nexus since they were tied to HS and OWR (I think?) I already leaked on RON that we're going to form our own sphere with all the top 50-100 alliances. Don't tell anyone though 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Just now, Yzard said: I already leaked on RON that we're going to form our own sphere with all the top 50-100 alliances. Don't tell anyone though 😉 Im top 80, can I join 🥺 I need Daddy Kan to love me again post-coup 😢 1 Quote Coal Duke (Imperator Emeritus) of The Coal Mines Diety Emeritus of The Immortals, Patres Conscripti (President Emeritus) of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Lieutenant Emeritus of Black Skies, Imperator Emeritus of the Valyrian Freehold, Imperator Emeritus of the Divine Phoenix, Prefect Emeritus of Carthago, Regent Emeritus of the New Polar Order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemond Hauteville Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Space Men leave with Knights... Suspicious 🕵️♂️ 1 Quote Minister of Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. C Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Sad to see y'all go it was really fun hanging out with you guys. Best of luck to you wherever you go! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoraMcstrap Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 It was great working with you guys. 💜 3 Quote UPN Prime Minister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grave Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 It was an honor to work with you over the past few months, despite the short timeframe you exceeded my already high expectations of your understanding and ability. Good luck in the future and thank you for being part of Oasis 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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