Popular Post Agent W Posted May 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 19, 2021 (edited) Investor Contact: Justin076Media Contact: WANA SYNDICATE, INC., ANNOUNCES EXECUTIVE RESTRUCTURING NASSAU, Bahamas, 2021-05-19: SYNDICATE, Inc., (NYSE:SCC) is sad to announce that the snek has escaped from its confinement. Most sneks live much shorter lifespans when out in the wild, when compared to a life of captivity. As he is unable to be found, we are left to assume the worst has happened to him. In his absence, Chief Operations Officer Adam stepped into fill the void in Global Strategy. As is common in most businesses, this change was meant to be temporary while the Vice President of Strategic Affairs was briefed and trained. After a lengthy period spent decompressing in Space, one such individual returned home to his wife and children, resigned to live out the rest of his days in a cubicle. This individual was identified as someone with an extraordinary talent for Mergers & Acquisitions, and was brought on to serve the business and strategic needs of the Syndicate. This individual is simply known as WANA, though Syndicate interests believe this may be a pseudonym. After many months spent in intensive training, including a lengthy re-introduction and acclimation period, has been named the new Chief Strategic Officer of the Syndicate. We would like to wish WANA luck as he begins the evaluation process of a diverse portfolio of assets. About SYNDICATE, Inc. SYNDICATE, Inc., based near Nassau, The Bahamas, is the world's leading gasoline, aluminum and munitions distributor for a wide variety of peacekeeping and humanitarian activities. Wholly-owned SYNDICATE, Inc. subsidiary brands include The Enterprise, which provides development and growth opportunities for multinational prodigies around the globe, and Top Gear 2002, which continues to test the limits and boundaries of speed and motion. This sentence is here because we still couped Zed. For more information about SYNDICATE, Inc., and its activities, contact WANA, Chief Strategic Officer. Edited May 19, 2021 by Agent W 20 2 12 1 Quote Former Imperial Officer of Internal Affairs and Emperor of the New Pacific Order, Founder of the Syndicate, Current Chief Global Strategist of the Syndicate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Director Nyus Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 FINALLY 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Congrats on the promotion and retirment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vero Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Good riddance and my condolences 1 3 Quote Cry harder Wanted dead or alive for the following crimes: Thoughts of attempting rebellion, leaking, being a femboy, being a weeb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Julius Caesar Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 I look forward to Adam visiting the Saint Denis many times in the months to come, and I look forward to the glorious reign of WANA. A new era is upon us, born out of fire and blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rewan Demontay Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 May you drag in more helpless souls in to fund your retirement pensions; good luck and good fun to you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrienne Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 (edited) Congrats, WANA! Adam 😭 Edited May 19, 2021 by Adrienne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizel16 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Congratz Wana and good luck in retirement Adam!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Justin076 Posted May 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 19, 2021 Wait what? 2 7 Quote Chief Financial Officer of The Syndicate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NightKnight Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Congratulations to both It is a great time for us all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benfro Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 @Emperor Adam I'll miss our daily chats. Congrats @Agent W 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Enjoy Retirement! Congrats on the Promotion! Quote Coal Duke (Imperator Emeritus) of The Coal Mines Diety Emeritus of The Immortals, Patres Conscripti (President Emeritus) of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Lieutenant Emeritus of Black Skies, Imperator Emeritus of the Valyrian Freehold, Imperator Emeritus of the Divine Phoenix, Prefect Emeritus of Carthago, Regent Emeritus of the New Polar Order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keza Purple Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 (edited) MI6 IS REBORN but congrats to both any Edited May 20, 2021 by Keza Purple Quote <Dragonk>Like I drink beer, nto it "You couldn't live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velyni Vas Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Congratulations and well deserved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanJazza Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 Cheers to that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodosius Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 22 hours ago, Justin076 said: Wait what? bro tf where's jacque at, i'm gettin' my out syndicate get yo shit in order fo real 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiWilliam Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 I'll be fashionably late to make a post. Love you Dubya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Joe Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 Wana, you've come so far. Congrats it's well deserved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomic Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 On 5/20/2021 at 12:41 AM, Emperor Adam said: FINALLY He's literally me Quote Ayy lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 Join Mi$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 Congratulations Wana Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevanovia Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 Congrats WANA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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