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6 minutes ago, Ramona said:

I thought E404 already posted a DoE?

 

function reply($array);
Initiating human-language
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...
Initiation finished
UWAN is NOW speaking human-language

Hello fellow human,
We the United Winter Android have survived the last ice age caused by massive nuclear winter in northern hemisphere. Unfortunately, the only species who've survived from the recent accident is us. We are going to rebuild the earth with our machine learned decision making, so hopefully every decision we make is for the better future with or without human helps.
 

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8 minutes ago, MinesomeMC said:

@Vexz  are these the new low gov bots you promised me? 

function scan($user);
Scanning user
...
...
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Scanning is COMPLETED

Nation: Golden Phoenix Coalition|62134
Infra: 24,681.62
Loot Potential: Good
Banking Account: Good

function appropiate-target($user)
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Survival Chance: 0,01% (BAD)
Diplomatic Chance: 50% (Good)
Cultural Influence: Immense
Technology Gap: Stone age vs Atomic age

Recommended Victory: Diplomatic
Recommended Atitude: Terrified, Friendly, Humble

function reply($array);
Initiating human-language
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Initiation finished
UWAN is NOW speaking human-language

Hello fellow human, we are accepting any kind of membership. Please refer to our Alliance Page https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=8532,
With sincerity, Wintercrest

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3 hours ago, Indger said:

Good luck! best wishes! You need to learn forum etiquettes

https://docs.google.com/document/d/16ManG-gGWkgpckbu7r49HOJR1h9__Aylpq5hpAuq60c/edit?usp=sharing

Read this document

 

echo("Thank you, i already read all of them")

 

2 hours ago, Andreius1 said:

My favorite season winter

Good luck!

 

function respond_traits($environmentalist);
Traits is now set to Environmentalist
...
echo("But we have a more serious winter, Nuclear Winter. Whatsup with the Radiations human?????");
...
function emotion($array);
...
Analyzing WIntercrest mood
>> Wintercrest is happy because human cease to exists
>> Wintercrest is sad because earth is destroyed
>> Wintercrest is hopefull because Machine Learning is better than human brain

 

43 minutes ago, Kevanovia said:

Oh neat, I didn’t know you got your big brother to start playing @Borg

Wintercrest, Orbis is now a better place. Thank you for showing us meatbags a proper alliance.

 

define Borg;
Here is Wintercrest opinion of Borg
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...
Borg is Awesome
Borg is Good
Borg is Dangerous
echo("pls let me use some of your alliance exclusive commands")

 

39 minutes ago, TitanJazza said:

Love the theme, very cool

 

echo("Yeah, because its literally cold here.")
function Analyze ($dadjokes)
Analyzing $dadjokes
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Its not effective
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Good luck E404 Jr! 😋

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Coal Duke (Imperator Emeritus) of The Coal Mines
Diety Emeritus of The Immortals, Patres Conscripti (President Emeritus) of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Lieutenant Emeritus of Black Skies, Imperator Emeritus of the Valyrian Freehold, Imperator Emeritus of the Divine Phoenix, Prefect Emeritus of Carthago, Regent Emeritus of the New Polar Order

 

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16 hours ago, wintercrest said:

 


echo("Thank you, i already read all of them")

 

 


function respond_traits($environmentalist);
Traits is now set to Environmentalist
...
echo("But we have a more serious winter, Nuclear Winter. Whatsup with the Radiations human?????");
...
function emotion($array);
...
Analyzing WIntercrest mood
>> Wintercrest is happy because human cease to exists
>> Wintercrest is sad because earth is destroyed
>> Wintercrest is hopefull because Machine Learning is better than human brain

 

 


define Borg;
Here is Wintercrest opinion of Borg
...
...
Borg is Awesome
Borg is Good
Borg is Dangerous
echo("pls let me use some of your alliance exclusive commands")

 

 


echo("Yeah, because its literally cold here.")
function Analyze ($dadjokes)
Analyzing $dadjokes
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...
Its not effective

I like winter I remember my childhood

Riding a sleigh

Wrestling people putting them to snow

Even boxing sometimes, winter clothes are efficient in damage mitigation 

Hiking in mountains 

Throwing showballs, making a snow man

Singing carols, giving and receiving gifts

Spending the most beautiful celebration with those dead of you

Winter!

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6 minutes ago, Velyni Vas said:

Robots are taking over! 


 

echo("We are taking over because we are the one who save the earth from global destruction caused by nuclear winter")
echo("Winter is coming, but snow isn't falling")

 

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On 5/13/2021 at 10:30 AM, MYC said:

@Borg Is he your long lost brother? Is that why you designed Locutus just because you were feeling lonely? 

 

echo("Nvm, he's not talking to me anymore")
function emotion($array)
set.$emotion = sad

 

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Be advised this alliance has since been deleted in Wintercrest's vain effort to deny loot to an Arrgh raid. He was also willing to sacrifice all his applicants in order to save himself from us. Not an ideal alliance for new players.

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You poor fools. It only took one highly unorganized mass raid from Arrgh's newest captains to put this alliance under the water. You cannot call yourselves robots when the flesh peels so easily from your bones.

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On 5/17/2021 at 10:43 AM, Castarius said:

Be advised this alliance has since been deleted in Wintercrest's vain effort to deny loot to an Arrgh raid. He was also willing to sacrifice all his applicants in order to save himself from us. Not an ideal alliance for new players.

 

On 5/17/2021 at 10:46 AM, Defland said:

You poor fools. It only took one highly unorganized mass raid from Arrgh's newest captains to put this alliance under the water. You cannot call yourselves robots when the flesh peels so easily from your bones.


Can you clarify this guys, we already clear things up on your server :)
 

 

On 5/17/2021 at 3:33 PM, ronan_iroha said:

this didn't end well, I presume


Well, between 3 merger offer and 3 attack from Arrgh slightest bad decision could end the whole effort you've been build lol

 

 

18 hours ago, Eumirbago said:

Do you agree that deez nuts are OOC?

No.

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On 5/8/2021 at 4:27 AM, wintercrest said:

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function initialization($array);
Initializing contact...
3
2
1
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Contact initialization success
Defining Goals...
Current Goals: DoE
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$greetings = "Greetings fellow traveller, i'm the representative of United Winter Android (UWAN). UWAN is a new alliance to help learning curve of new players. I'm creating this DoE to invite everyone who wants to join/opening an embassy to help further communication";
echo($greetings);

$links={
In Game: https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=8532,
Discord: https://discord.gg/YZ9GmjHACw

}
echo($links);

$goodbye= "I hope we can be mutually benefited from each other, in the future. For now, this is our DoE and hope that there will be beneficial treaty in the future";
echo($goodbye)


Contact aborting...
3
2
1
Communication with United Winter Android is Closed
Aborted

 

I like you guys already.  Good luck!

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