Flatulence on the rise, police says | IsiDurian

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PUTRAJAYA - It comes to no one's surprise that when there's no food in the stomach, it is replaced by air. This has been evident to the many Cyberjayani who have filed reports against Cyberjayani Muslims who keep 'ripping one' a bit too loud after breaking their fast.

In a statement posted by the Royal Cyberjaya Police, there have been an increase in reports of noise pollution caused by flatulence.

Instead of causing rage amongst the Muslim community, it has become more of an internet meme, particularly amongst the youth. This has been further cemented by the fact that the Yang di-Pertuan Agong, Sultan Mutsu also seemed to enjoy the memes coming from content-creators all around Cyberjaya.

 

After this post, opinion on the reports have virtually turned around overnight, with the Cyberjayani of other religions jumping into the fray to make memes about the ongoing situation. 

 

----- Basri (@Basri_IsiDurian) and Suk Mai Kok (@HaveMercyOnMe_IsiDurian)

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