Currently Discussed and Impossible Topics in Cossackia | April 9, 2021

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Pavitistvo Kozatskiya | Павитиство Козацкия 
Pavitelstvo Kazakiya | Павителство Казакия
哥萨克政府 - 哥薩克政府 | Gesake Zhengfu
Pamahalaan ng Bansang Kosakya | Government of Cossackia

April 9, 2021
Currently Discussed and Impossible Topics in Cossackia

Citizens of Cossackia, we are developing and advancing as a sovereign nation. However, we are also lagged in terms of a few humanitarian matters and such. Here is the list of topics being processed by the Politburo Rada.

The Politburo Rada is the legislative law-making body of Cossackia. It is comprised of 120 seats. It is divided into half in groups of 60, the other half will be boys while the other half will be girls.

• Animesexualism: A topic that will have no solution or compromise. The LGBTQ+ Community warns us not to make them legal as it is an insult to their community. So we decided to just kill it, we don't want to talk about it anymore because it's a waste of time. If you didn't know, Animesexualism is about sexualizing an anime character. In the Gacha Community, there is this person saying stuff about Animesexualism, or even bragged about being one.
   
• Online Dating: In terms of Online Security, Online Dating is something to be frowned upon by the public. However, some people get to know each other, but it's quite hard to know if our citizens are dating their age or being catfished by a pedophile. This so far is the most complicated topic as everyone wants to love and attention, emotionally speaking. Most Online Daters are young, especially in Cossackia now that they play ROBLOX. People even complain to us about other players, especially foreigners even from our allied nations, spying on them and even posting it to the internet. We are still not sure if we should legalize Online Dating and then trying to detect whether it's someone their age or a pedophile. The main issue blocking progress is recognizing who's a pedophile and who's not. We know consenting for children is taboo, but we can't stop their freedom of using the media. It's a clear violation because it makes us authoritarian, we are in a democratic autocracy after all.
   
• Monetary System: We now have the Philippine Peso and the Cossackian Ruble, but we are not sure which to use. The legislature proposed that we should use both the Peso and the Ruble. Everyone is in favor of using both currencies as official.
   
• Foreign Affairs: Our goals are to defend the Gacha Community, to clean off modern fascism and imperialism, and to be a world power, not a superpower because it is overrated. We are currently helping Europe guard its borders away from Russian influence. We are currently letting other weak nations use our islands as a safe zone from Chinese naval bullies. We are also establishing our front in the Middle East.
   
• Myanmar: Right now, Myanmar is in a state of chaos. We made our plans to crush the Tatmadaw and the military junta, but the only problem is when do we strike? We are currently sending supplies to the democratic front, but it seems that the Burmese people will be slaughtered despite our efforts to fund them.
   
• China: China is becoming more of a world bully now, from Asia to even America, they are flexing their muscles towards our Motherland, the Philippines. We promised to defend them in the time of need, but how? China has the largest military now, even larger than the United States. Luckily, China can't deploy all at once because of their ships. But that's not enough to find an exploit to China's overall advantages to make our own.
   
• Russia: Russia is kind of passive nowadays, but I doubt that their "doing-nothing" won't work. They are making plans to invade Europe just because of Europe being united by the EU and NATO.
   
• Iran: Iran is becoming more passive among the three nations we despise and envy. They have nuclear weapons and they have the military, which includes the Quds Force, Hezbollah, and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard, to overrun the liberal Arabic nations, including the non-Muslim but Jewish and now friendly Israel. We are making plans for liberation to the Arabic realms, but then again how?

There are plenty of topics to discuss, but if you have a suggestion, tell us! Thank you.