Popular Post Basebond Posted April 1, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2021 One year ago, Titan (Mountain Dew), Sri Lanka, borg, Waldo and I came together with the intention of founding a great alliance. Armed with nothing but our ambition (and locutus and Blitzers' 6B bank), we managed to accomplish just that. It wasn't perfect. We made ALOT of mistakes, and lost many friends along the way. But no matter what obstacles came our way, we always managed to get on our feet and overcome them. Always striving to get better. Within our one year of our existence, we managed to accomplish what many others took years to achieve, and others not at all. Some of our achievements include: entering the top 50 within two weeks. becoming a top 15 alliance within our first few weeks of existence. almost consistently topped the alliance raiding leaderboards, often beating even Arrgh. had the highest net damage during Duck Hunt. flexed on them pixel huggers in Orbis for one whole year, hopefully many more to come. In celebration of our first birthday, we are going to host a BAD PUN CONTEST. Right here, right on this forum post. Make sure you comment your WORST politics and war related pun for a chance to win one billion cash! We'll pick a winner at the end of the day, ask them for their nation link on discord and send them their cash reward directly to their nation. Quote tl;dr: Error 404 celebrates it's first birthday by hosting a 1B dollar pun contest PS: Mountain Dew made this video for us in celebration of our first birthday. Thanks Mountain Dew! 21 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkblade Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Congrats guys, may you flex on them pixel huggers for another year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Horsecock Posted April 1, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2021 9 minutes ago, Basebond said: flexed on them pixel huggers You've never even been in a war without dogpiling. Hope that changes and in another year you can actually have some real achievements to boast about! Or better yet, achievements that speak for themselves without even the need for boasting. 2 6 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysander Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Bad Pun: Rose/Cam enters the era of unending Knights... (worth a shot 🤷♂️) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merky Mo Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Error: 404 no pun found Idk what else to say. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerry oldsworth III Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 This whole idea is based haha get it cause basebond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealMichaelJordan Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Politics & War more like Politics & BORE(ing) . TOo sick 😎 Quote too sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Congratz! Time to go back to spamming my basebond team... Quote Hammer Councillor of The Lost Mines Diety Emeritus of The Immortals, Patres Conscripti (President Emeritus) of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Lieutenant Emeritus of Black Skies, Imperator Emeritus of the Valyrian Freehold, Imperator Emeritus of the Divine Phoenix, Prefect Emeritus of Carthago, Regent Emeritus of the New Polar Order, Coal Duke (Imperator Emeritus) of The Coal Mines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Renarus Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Politics and Snore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Ben-David Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 19 minutes ago, Basebond said: Make sure you comment your WORST politics and war related pun for a chance to win one billion cash! Frankly, I would participate in this, but I feel a little sheepy. What the heck, I might as well with a lively Aurora. Hopefully this Eclipses the other puns, the Advanced Mechanics of my Ideas might just edge out the rest. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRiddler Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Why didn’t the Axis(Quack) powers believe their enemies(Rest of game)? Because to them, it was Allies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majima Goro Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Punny wei to celebrate your borgday innit? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Wakanda Country Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 aight this is my best shot for the pun "404 is gonna keep on *holy deck-agoning its opponents" get it...decking (punching) and...and holy decagon from econ...did i win? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Professor Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 I really cant think of a good pun. Guess its time to steel someone elses......... Man, I really tanked my chances at the money with that one, huh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerry oldsworth III Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 at least they're no longer tripping like when i was there, maybe it was the rebel with the c4. quite a riddle(r) ill head back to base now after dropping all that tea(Five) all of the high govs in the worst puns i have ever made 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramona Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 37 minutes ago, TheRiddler said: Why didn’t the Axis(Quack) powers believe their enemies(Rest of game)? Because to them, it was Allies. 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Jesus Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 This is a P&W related pun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSKsplick Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 (edited) Took me a minute to load the page, all I saw was an Error message. 😛 Congrats on 1yr! Edited April 1, 2021 by BSKsplick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Moonfang Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 2 hours ago, Majima Goro said: Punny wei to celebrate your borgday innit? >inb4 CC and TIm appears out of nowhere Quote \UwU/LunaW I D E W I D E W I D E W I D E W I D E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrispyGeneral Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 (edited) Error Error 404 can't compute Wait did mtn dew imply basebond is dead (in the video)? Edited April 1, 2021 by Crispy General Quote Goomy: *Hot Goomy is 5 miles away from you and looking to have some fun* Guilo: O.O Click bait is sooooooo tempting Aoi Toori: Well its Goomy, who wouldn't? If Dillon A McCann is Ted Cruz then doesn't that make him the zodiac killer? Rip zodiac #EndofZodiac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Once upon a time, in the world of Politics and War, there was a great military commander who was feared by both his allies and enemies alike. It was rumored he'd never lost a single battle before. Before every great war, he'd sit down on a tree stump outside the Soldiers' campground, staring at the evening Black Skies and pondering his next ground attack. In the mornings, he'd rally his men and win immense triumph after immense triumph. Now, this didn't come without its flaws. This military Tactician was always anticipating when the next war would happen. As time went on, he'd wrinkle his forehead more and more, and his hair became grey of stress. In passing, his men would often remark on his weakening body. No one understood why even during periods of non-aggression, he'd Steel himself and prepare for the very worst. One day, this tension finally spilled over. Anyone within the enclosed Fortress would've told you the same story: he lost it in the middle of town square, kicking and shouting, "I can't take this anymore!" No one could've understood what happened next. He fell to the ground and disappeared completely, as if he'd never existed in the first place. A Company was formed to search for his missing body. They looked near and far, peeking under every nook and cranny. Still, no body. After an extended period of time, it was solemnly concluded, as the Knights had suggested, that he'd simply died of stress, his body taken to heaven. In the end, though, he remained a Polarising figure. One one hand, he brought peace and Order to his alliance, organizing a Legion of Immortal soldiers. But on the other hand, he was also the Grumpy Old Bastard who always chewed his own hair and wrinkled his brow all for naught, like some madhouse escapee. Nonetheless, there remained a true group of devotees who refused to believe the old commander was dead. Together, they devised a Covert plan to locate him using dubious means. First, they would consult a wise seer, the Guardian of spirits who could locate the missing. Then, they'd cast an Arcane summoning circle and pull the commander out from wherever he may have disappeared. As he Rose out of the ground, they'd cheer, and he'd Lead them once more. Locating the seer was not easy. He lived far, far away, and only appeared on special nights of the year. Yet, the devotees remained resolute and set out, braving a war of Attrition via land and Ship. Finally, when all hope seemed lost, with just a sliver of energy in their Tanks, the soldiers arrived, waiting for the next lunar Eclipse when the seer would appear. Finally, the day came. "Oh, great seer!" the men cajoled. "Please tell us where our honorable commander resides!" They promised to shower the seer with Money and other riches. The seer knitted his brow. The soldiers had come bearing a question that was so trivial, so easy, that it almost felt like such a waste to even reply. Yet, to their Credit, the seer thought, they'd ventured all this way nonetheless, so he may as well give them some Food for thought. Just as he began opening his mouth to reply, one of the soldiers remarked, "Hey, look at the seer's forehead! Look how many wrinkles he has! Why, I daresay that he is even wrinklier than our own beloved commander." "Why, of course," replied the seer. To him, that was a mark of pride and not shame. "I am a thinker after all, to be such a great seer." The seer, being a bit of a braggart, continued on. "Why, for me to have so many wrinkles, I must be the wisest man in your land. It's too bad the commander didn't last longer, for fear his knitted brows would have surpassed mine." The soldiers paled at that last sentence. "The commander... didn't last longer? Does that mean... he really is dead?" "Ohoho, no," chuckled the seer. "This is a f///ing pixel game, for Christ's sake. He merely deleted his nation. And all for naught, as I remain the king of furrowed foreheads." The soldiers watched on, confused. "In other words," he paraphrased, "in the end, he was simply an heir of furrowed fores." Hahaha geddit? He was simply an Error 404? Cuz he deleted his nation? :^) :^) :^) (nvm this is such a bad joke why did I even spend so long on it kms) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsecock Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 1 minute ago, hidude45454 said: Once upon a time, in the world of Politics and War, there was a great military commander who was feared by both his allies and enemies alike. It was rumored he'd never lost a single battle before. Before every great war, he'd sit down on a tree stump outside the Soldiers' campground, staring at the evening Black Skies and pondering his next ground attack. In the mornings, he'd rally his men and win immense triumph after immense triumph. Now, this didn't come without its flaws. This military Tactician was always anticipating when the next war would happen. As time went on, he'd wrinkle his forehead more and more, and his hair became grey of stress. In passing, his men would often remark on his weakening body. No one understood why even during periods of non-aggression, he'd Steel himself and prepare for the very worst. One day, this tension finally spilled over. Anyone within the enclosed Fortress would've told you the same story: he lost it in the middle of town square, kicking and shouting, "I can't take this anymore!" No one could've understood what happened next. He fell to the ground and disappeared completely, as if he'd never existed in the first place. A Company was formed to search for his missing body. They looked near and far, peeking under every nook and cranny. Still, no body. After an extended period of time, it was solemnly concluded, as the Knights had suggested, that he'd simply died of stress, his body taken to heaven. In the end, though, he remained a Polarising figure. One one hand, he brought peace and Order to his alliance, organizing a Legion of Immortal soldiers. But on the other hand, he was also the Grumpy Old Bastard who always chewed his own hair and wrinkled his brow all for naught, like some madhouse escapee. Nonetheless, there remained a true group of devotees who refused to believe the old commander was dead. Together, they devised a Covert plan to locate him using dubious means. First, they would consult a wise seer, the Guardian of spirits who could locate the missing. Then, they'd cast an Arcane summoning circle and pull the commander out from wherever he may have disappeared. As he Rose out of the ground, they'd cheer, and he'd Lead them once more. Locating the seer was not easy. He lived far, far away, and only appeared on special nights of the year. Yet, the devotees remained resolute and set out, braving a war of Attrition via land and Ship. Finally, when all hope seemed lost, with just a sliver of energy in their Tanks, the soldiers arrived, waiting for the next lunar Eclipse when the seer would appear. Finally, the day came. "Oh, great seer!" the men cajoled. "Please tell us where our honorable commander resides!" They promised to shower the seer with Money and other riches. The seer knitted his brow. The soldiers had come bearing a question that was so trivial, so easy, that it almost felt like such a waste to even reply. Yet, to their Credit, the seer thought, they'd ventured all this way nonetheless, so he may as well give them some Food for thought. Just as he began opening his mouth to reply, one of the soldiers remarked, "Hey, look at the seer's forehead! Look how many wrinkles he has! Why, I daresay that he is even wrinklier than our own beloved commander." "Why, of course," replied the seer. To him, that was a mark of pride and not shame. "I am a thinker after all, to be such a great seer." The seer, being a bit of a braggart, continued on. "Why, for me to have so many wrinkles, I must be the wisest man in your land. It's too bad the commander didn't last longer, for fear his knitted brows would have surpassed mine." The soldiers paled at that last sentence. "The commander... didn't last longer? Does that mean... he really is dead?" "Ohoho, no," chuckled the seer. "This is a f///ing pixel game, for Christ's sake. He merely deleted his nation. And all for naught, as I remain the king of furrowed foreheads." The soldiers watched on, confused. "In other words," he paraphrased, "in the end, he was simply an heir of furrowed fores." Hahaha geddit? He was simply an Error 404? Cuz he deleted his nation? :^) :^) :^) (nvm this is such a bad joke why did I even spend so long on it kms) tldr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheonKH Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Let me put my bad pun below When there is terror in orbis, there is an error Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden the Great Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 When Sri and Borg came to me about being MilCom I thought this must be an Error but I was told it wasn't an Error if there was no 404 at the end. Gave it my best, thank you guys for all that you did for me and continue to do. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahakall Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Politics is cose of war Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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