Popular Post Aqua-Corpsman Posted January 5, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 5, 2021 (edited) Alliances top 50 + 10 honorable mentions as songs. Organized Alphabetically. Started on the 3rd of January 2021. Written by Aqua/Corpsman. Text in () are notes I wrote while in progress. ---A to C--- Quote Advanced Syndicalist Mechanics- [omitted because apparently they're too good for this.] Amarr Empire (Amarr)- Arrgh (Drunken Sailors)- Atlas Technologies (Atlas)- Aurora (Rocketman)- Black Knights (He be rollin tho)- Black Skies (Dark Skies)- Camelot (!@#$ Camelot)- Carthago (I have no fricking clue what this is, so it goes perfectly with Carthago. It all works out in the end.)- Centrelink AAA (cringe)- Children of the Light (Corny.)- Chocolate Castle (Choccy activism)- Church of Atom (Creepy Fallout)- ---D to N--- Quote Dark Brotherhood (spoopy)- Dual Suns (sweet sun of mine…heh…..)- Eclipse (Pascal explaining how you can go from being a pirate to a whale, colorized.)- Error 404 (please contact customer support)- Farkistan (I DON’T EVEN fricking KNOW)- Golden Phoenix Coalition (Leafy)- Grumpy Old Bastards (*whale noises*)- Guardian (some guardians >.>)- House Stark (seemed fitting, and I’m out of effort)- Knights Templar (Deus. Vult.)-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOBC0v_q4I8 (apparently it's not a "supported format". youtube hates crusaders ig.) ---O to S--- Quote Oceania (1984)- Order of the White Rose (runnin’ in the 90s)- Pantheon (Why so many bloody roman alliances? It’s not like the Romans made memes, how tf am I supposed to find original music?)- Polaris (The best star)- Respublica Romana (The truest of soldiers.)- Rose(#1)- Schrute Farms(It was either this or The Office again…)- Seven Kingdoms (Seven.)- Soldiers of Liberty (Freedom.)- Spanish Armada (“We’re undefeatable” they said…)- Strickland Propane (“Only Queers and Steers come from Texas…” [snipped something that would have gotten me banned] Yikes, I just signed my death warrant…)- ---T--- Quote Taith (Hurrah!)- Terminus Est (crazy mofos)- The Ampersand (ah yes, chadpersand.)- The Coal Mines (Nya nya~)- The Commonwealth (sorry, I’ve beat this joke to a pulp.)- The Company (you guys pretty sus ngl)- The Enterprise (let it growwwww. (special appearance of corporatist aqua being launched into space, Night City 2077))- The Federation (Monarchy? Check. Anglosphere? Check. Forgotten? Double Check.)- The Fighting Pacifists (They’re pretty crabby….hehhh……)- The Immortals (The immortal….”heros”)- The Imperium (At this point, seeing as this was the last one I did, my brain had gone way past the point of recovery and I decided to just say !@#$ everything. The Imperium are now Swedes.)- The Knights Radiant (Waddle waddle...)- The Knights of the Stratosphere (wayyyyy too accurate.)- The Lost Empire (just me an’ the boys searching for Atlantis)- The Rohirrim (“I am no man.” Only the cultured understand.)- The Syndicate (a whale lot of money)- The United Armies (hot flag <3)- The Void Touched (bring it to life)- The Wei (do u know da wae)- TheNorthWesternSouthRegionofthefarEast (Somewhere?)- ---U to Z--- Quote United Purple Nations (7 years)- United Socialist Nations (Frenchie Commie)- United Ummah (God, Syria and Ummah)- Weebunism (*Vibing Intensifies*)- World Task Force (Just waiting for WTF to make like TNT and explode…)- Yarr (bunch ‘o bananas)- Words from the author: After the positive reception, despite the terrible quality, of the Players as Songs, I decided that a well-developed alliance version might be appreciated. ---Drama--- I have a few words to say after the recent drama though, and considering I have your attention, I will share them with you. That is, I want everyone to realize something. As of writing this there are ~30,000 nations, and I am going to go out on a limb and say only a few hundred are active. That’s ~0.0000025% of the whole of humanity. Despite our differences, we are a minute group of likeminded people who all play the same random political browser game. I have met some of the nicest and most friendly people on here, differing opinions notwithstanding. PnW has a diverse yet beautiful community who, at the base, just like to have a fun time. The community takes the likeness of a field of flowers, each different flower complimenting the differences of the others while being pretty in its own right. On another hand, the bantering and insults are part of the drama we all know and love. Imagine if nobody could ever insult each other, imagine all the wars and conflicts that wouldn’t happen. The line is crossed once you forget that we are so similar to each other, and this isn’t even the “oh we’re all human” argument. At the bottom of my heart I respect every single player, even the ones who I mortally hate (a whole 2 people). I still look at them and marvel at how we all still play the same game and know the same people and participate in the same things. I want new(er) players that are reading this to understand that, and older players to be reminded. Even I, the great almighty perfect Aqua, forget this and can be a bit rash. For that I apologize. I hope you’ll forgive my hypocrisy. ---Tips--- On another note, I’m accepting tips for this. I want to rebuild my nation and I’ve been in VM, so I thought “hey, you’re doing cool stuff so maybe someone with a massive surplus of money might toss you some change”. And to be honest, this took a lot of effort. Absolutely not required, but if you happen to have a spare few mil (or less) send it to the Weebunism alliance bank with a note designating it as a tip. Again, if you don’t have anything to spare don’t give it to me. I kinda feel like an ass for asking, and it really isn’t a big issue. But if you can and you want to, then it would be greatly appreciated. I do love my money. Does this make me an e-girl? And for the $30 subscription you get…. ---Future--- I might make this a quarterly/yearly thing, in the same vein to the yearly awards. Not sure. Don’t quote me on that. It’d be more exclusive in that case though, only 10 players and 10 alliances would be accepted. Or maybe a yearly review in which every month has their own song. Again, not sure. Don’t quote me on that. I don’t have that kind of foresight or dedication lol. ---Conclusion--- Yay, wholesome songs and dark memes/jokes while profiteering off the masses! Please enjoy, otherwise I’ll be sad. Edited January 5, 2021 by Aqua-Corpsman ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 5 1 1 To whom it may concern, I do not represent The Immortals unless explicitly stated (ergo, never.)<--- I hardly use the forums anymore, add me on discord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spukey Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 My browser isn't handling this well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japan Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 @Aqua-Corpsman Make this a YouTube playlist lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua-Corpsman Posted January 5, 2021 Author Share Posted January 5, 2021 Just now, Nukey6 said: My browser isn't handling this well. Sorry, credit goes to Arctic for telling me to use quotes. Just now, Chute Mi said: @Aqua-Corpsman Make this a YouTube playlist lol yoo, genius. gimmie a min. To whom it may concern, I do not represent The Immortals unless explicitly stated (ergo, never.)<--- I hardly use the forums anymore, add me on discord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japan Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Aqua-Corpsman said: yoo, genius. gimmie a min. You’re welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polar Bear ArcticExplorer Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Ayy nice Also ouch none for Micro Pockyclypse? Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua-Corpsman Posted January 5, 2021 Author Share Posted January 5, 2021 Bruh wtf, YouTube kids is making this impossible. @Chute Mifor videos marked "for kids" you can't add them to playlists. To whom it may concern, I do not represent The Immortals unless explicitly stated (ergo, never.)<--- I hardly use the forums anymore, add me on discord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua-Corpsman Posted January 5, 2021 Author Share Posted January 5, 2021 20 minutes ago, Polar Bear ArcticExplorer said: Ayy nice Also ouch none for Micro Pockyclypse? Lol Didn't quite make the cut, sorry To whom it may concern, I do not represent The Immortals unless explicitly stated (ergo, never.)<--- I hardly use the forums anymore, add me on discord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polar Bear ArcticExplorer Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 29 minutes ago, Aqua-Corpsman said: Didn't quite make the cut, sorry Rip no worries Still a good forum post. Just need to mash all these songs together too like my suggestion with the players as song forum post heh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Pasky Darkfire Posted January 5, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 5, 2021 ASM is union themed and the best you could come up with is the Soviet National Anthem? Not Dolly Parton - 9 to 5, Not Phil Oches, Not Pete Seager, Not even Woody Gunthrie? There are so many more I am forgetting, but still. Terrible. 2/10. 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua-Corpsman Posted January 5, 2021 Author Share Posted January 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Pasky Darkfire said: ASM is union themed and the best you could come up with is the Soviet National Anthem? Not Dolly Parton - 9 to 5, Not Phil Oches, Not Pete Seager, Not even Woody Gunthrie? There are so many more I am forgetting, but still. Terrible. 2/10. Bro it could be worse. To whom it may concern, I do not represent The Immortals unless explicitly stated (ergo, never.)<--- I hardly use the forums anymore, add me on discord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasky Darkfire Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Aqua-Corpsman said: Bro it could be worse. We're not tankies, Still 2/10. At least that one would have been minutely more entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasky Darkfire Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Aqua-Corpsman said: And I don't think Strickland Propane are a bunch of queers, but hey they aren't complaining >.> Just shows your lack of creativity, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Aqua-Corpsman said: ---A to C--- Actually a bop. 👍 1 2 A game dies without a community. Don't hate on the communities trying to grow. Eat them instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua-Corpsman Posted January 5, 2021 Author Share Posted January 5, 2021 Just now, Pasky Darkfire said: Just shows your lack of creativity, tbh. Lmao. You find songs for 60 alliances, knowing full well that there are people like you who will get upset if they get a song that offends them. If anything shows lack of creativity it's a communist alliance XD To whom it may concern, I do not represent The Immortals unless explicitly stated (ergo, never.)<--- I hardly use the forums anymore, add me on discord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasky Darkfire Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 10 minutes ago, Aqua-Corpsman said: Lmao. You find songs for 60 alliances, knowing full well that there are people like you who will get upset if they get a song that offends them. If anything shows lack of creativity it's a communist alliance XD lmao. Your "Everything left of me is communist" is so basic it hurts. Make no mistake, I'm not offended, just disappointed in your lack of creativity in the idea that "Haha commie, so soviet." It's so... sad that you can't come up with a better joke. It makes me sad for you. Plus, we're Union Themed, not communist themed. Once again, different things. 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua-Corpsman Posted January 5, 2021 Author Share Posted January 5, 2021 Just now, Pasky Darkfire said: lmao. Your "Everything left of me is communist" is so basic it hurts. Make no mistake, I'm not offended, just disappointed in your lack of creativity in the idea that "Haha commie, so soviet." It's so... sad that you can't come up with a better joke. It makes me sad for you. Plus, we're Union Themed, not communist themed. Once again, different things. If that was true then CC and TKR would be praising mao and castro respectively. And, if you insist that you are "union" themed, it's called the Soviet Union. Notice USN got a similar treatment. Smh. 1 4 To whom it may concern, I do not represent The Immortals unless explicitly stated (ergo, never.)<--- I hardly use the forums anymore, add me on discord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Pasky Darkfire Posted January 5, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Aqua-Corpsman said: If that was true then CC and TKR would be praising mao and castro respectively. And, if you insist that you are "union" themed, it's called the Soviet Union. Notice USN got a similar treatment. Smh. Obviously you don't know what a workers' union is if you cant tell the difference between the two. But again. Can't expect much in terms of actual jokes and jabs when someone is so basic they put milk to shame. Why are you bringing TKR and CC into this? I hope they're paying rent to live in your head. 2 2 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua-Corpsman Posted January 5, 2021 Author Share Posted January 5, 2021 Just now, Pasky Darkfire said: Obviously you don't know what a workers' union is if you cant tell the difference between the two. But again. Can't expect much in terms of actual jokes and jabs when someone is so basic they put milk to shame. Why are you bringing TKR and CC into this? I hope they're paying rent to live in your head. Obviously you can't tell that was a bloody joke. And I brought them into this to show you that you are the only person complaining making you the butt of the joke. And indeed they are, @Hime-sama has a bill en route. To whom it may concern, I do not represent The Immortals unless explicitly stated (ergo, never.)<--- I hardly use the forums anymore, add me on discord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawra Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 2 minutes ago, Aqua-Corpsman said: Obviously you can't tell that was a bloody joke. And I brought them into this to show you that you are the only person complaining making you the butt of the joke. And indeed they are, @Hime-sama has a bill en route. And all it cost me was my 2 cents in the form of a downvote, cheap. 1 2 Look up to the sky above~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasky Darkfire Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Just now, Aqua-Corpsman said: Obviously you can't tell that was a bloody joke. And I brought them into this to show you that you are the only person complaining making you the butt of the joke. And indeed they are, @Hime-sama has a bill en route. "Obviously it was a joke!" They scream continuously as they slowly morph into a corncob. LoL. The only joke here is your ability to make one. I'm just disappointed in you. Hoping for something more only to once again be let down by the SSDD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua-Corpsman Posted January 5, 2021 Author Share Posted January 5, 2021 Just now, Hime-sama said: And all it cost me was my 2 cents in the form of a downvote, cheap. If that. What, you think your opinion is worth nearly enough to pay that bill? Pfft. In order to counter the outstanding debt you owe for renting my brain, your brain is being repossessed. Unfortunately I am still at a loss, because there isn't much living space in there. 😛 3 minutes ago, Pasky Darkfire said: "Obviously it was a joke!" They scream continuously as they slowly morph into a corncob. LoL. The only joke here is your ability to make one. I'm just disappointed in you. Hoping for something more only to once again be let down by the SSDD. CotL is the corn, clearly you haven't actually looked through the post. 1 To whom it may concern, I do not represent The Immortals unless explicitly stated (ergo, never.)<--- I hardly use the forums anymore, add me on discord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasky Darkfire Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 2 minutes ago, Aqua-Corpsman said: CotL is the corn, clearly you haven't actually looked through the post. Not all of it. That's a lot of music, and some of these are real slappers. I'm using many of them as background tracks while I tell you your jokes are unoriginal and dated. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua-Corpsman Posted January 5, 2021 Author Share Posted January 5, 2021 (edited) Clicked send by accident smh. And I think you are mistaken, the joke here is your inability to take one. Or hell, don't come here. You didn't have to read it. Everyone already knows you hate me, so if you have such a distaste why would you come into this thread? Then complain about a song that I ascribed to your alliance. Thats like BK complaining because they aren't frogs on unicycles, or UPN because they totally aren't 7 years old. Edited January 5, 2021 by Aqua-Corpsman To whom it may concern, I do not represent The Immortals unless explicitly stated (ergo, never.)<--- I hardly use the forums anymore, add me on discord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasky Darkfire Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Aqua-Corpsman said: Clicked send by accident smh. And I think you are mistaken, the joke here is your inability to take one. Or hell, not come here. You didn't have to read it. Everyone already knows you hate me, so if you have such a distaste why would you come into this thread? Then complain about a song that I ascribed to your alliance. Thats like BK complaining because they aren't frogs on unicycles, or UPN because they totally aren't 7 years old. These Preschool comebacks just hurt my heart for you. Bless your heart. Your jokes are bad "My jokes aren't bad, you just cant take one! Baka!" No, they're just bad and dated. I expect more when I come here. I "hate you?" Naw. I feel sorry for you mostly. I barely hate anyone, unlike you (Who apparently hates a whole two people. Sheesh) Imagine getting told your joke is bad and being this defensive instead of being like "yeah, It's old. Maybe I should get some new material." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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